Hogs vs Ole Piss—-Baseball

Started by Son of Spam, Mar 13, 2025, 09:49 AM

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Son of Spam

We blew it while ago when our first two hitters got on, no outs and we couldn't get a run in,
Well, shit...

Thin Red Swine

Even a decent throw would've pegged him easily. 

BleedinRed


BleedinRed

DVH waits three hitters too late.  

Son of Spam

Kills me how we get an 0-2 count and walk the hitter. Nearly every time.
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Son of Spam

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Mar 16, 2025, 04:20 PMThank goodness, because we don't have pitching.
Like football. We have a great defense and no offense or the other way around. Baseball, great pitching but no hitting or the other way around.
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DirkPiggler

#266
Top 8th.

Davalan grounds one up the middle, off the glove of the blonde trans kid. Scored an infield hit by the Woopig official scorer. Runner on 1st, 0 out. 

Davalan steals 2nd.  Runner on 2nd, 0 out.

W. Aloy walks.  Great, patient at bat.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 0 out.

K. Aloy gets a free strike as the Klan's C and 1B botch a foul pop, then grounds into a force up the middle.  Runners 1st and 3rd, 1 out. Ole Miss challenges...something regarding Wehiwa's slide at 2nd.  Not sure the trans kid touched 2nd, so their challenge may get us a free out.  Call stands. 

Now DVH is challenging that the SS touched the bag.  Call stands, again, and we're out of challenges. 

Maxwell intentionally walked.  Bases loaded, 1 out.  BEER HATS ENGAGED!

Iredale grounds into a 4-6-3 double play.  3 outs.  FUCK!

Mid 8th.  Still tied 8-8.





Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

Son of Spam

First two hitters on. Let's do something!
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Cornhogio

Love how quiet Wehiwa the younger is in the box.
Never squat with your spurs on!

Son of Spam

Fucker didn't touch the bag. OK, in slow motion he touched it,
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Sus-Scrofa


Son of Spam

Well, shit...

Feral

Shit, huge wasted opportunity.

Thin Red Swine

Alright Carter, let's see some cojones. 

Cornhogio

I was hoping this would be over before the selection show starts.  Not likely now.
Never squat with your spurs on!

Thin Red Swine

Ok Wiggins, let's see some cojones.

😚

DirkPiggler

#276
Bottom 8th.

PITCHING CHANGE:  Carson Wiggins in for Carter.

Mormon strikes out swinging at 99 mph dick heat.  :sitdown:  1 out.

Sanford takes the 1-4 pitch over the inside corner for a walk.  Fuck this ump.  Runner on 1st, 1 out.

Utermark lines out to CF. Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Furnace dribbles a single to LF...Sanford scores from first on a hit and run.  Klan leads 9-8.  Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Humphrey pops out to Wiggins.  3 outs.

End 8th.  Klan leads 9-8. 





Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

Son of Spam

That was a shitty throw by the left fielder.
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Thin Red Swine

What the actual fuck?

We will never have nice things.

Hognrock

Quote from: Son of Spam on Mar 16, 2025, 04:55 PMThat was a shitty throw by the left fielder.

Terrible.  A 2 hop throw to the plate from shallow LF.