Hogs vs Ole Piss—-Baseball

Started by Son of Spam, Mar 13, 2025, 09:49 AM

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Son of Spam

We blew it while ago when our first two hitters got on, no outs and we couldn't get a run in,
Well, shit...

Thin Red Swine

Even a decent throw would've pegged him easily. 

BleedinRed


BleedinRed

DVH waits three hitters too late.  

Son of Spam

Kills me how we get an 0-2 count and walk the hitter. Nearly every time.
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Son of Spam

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Mar 16, 2025, 04:20 PMThank goodness, because we don't have pitching.
Like football. We have a great defense and no offense or the other way around. Baseball, great pitching but no hitting or the other way around.
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DirkPiggler

#266
Top 8th.

Davalan grounds one up the middle, off the glove of the blonde trans kid. Scored an infield hit by the Woopig official scorer. Runner on 1st, 0 out. 

Davalan steals 2nd.  Runner on 2nd, 0 out.

W. Aloy walks.  Great, patient at bat.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 0 out.

K. Aloy gets a free strike as the Klan's C and 1B botch a foul pop, then grounds into a force up the middle.  Runners 1st and 3rd, 1 out. Ole Miss challenges...something regarding Wehiwa's slide at 2nd.  Not sure the trans kid touched 2nd, so their challenge may get us a free out.  Call stands. 

Now DVH is challenging that the SS touched the bag.  Call stands, again, and we're out of challenges. 

Maxwell intentionally walked.  Bases loaded, 1 out.  BEER HATS ENGAGED!

Iredale grounds into a 4-6-3 double play.  3 outs.  FUCK!

Mid 8th.  Still tied 8-8.





Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

Son of Spam

First two hitters on. Let's do something!
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Cornhogio

Love how quiet Wehiwa the younger is in the box.
Harris - Mamdani 2028!

Son of Spam

Fucker didn't touch the bag. OK, in slow motion he touched it,
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Sus-Scrofa


Son of Spam

Well, shit...

Feral

Shit, huge wasted opportunity.

Thin Red Swine

Alright Carter, let's see some cojones. 

Cornhogio

I was hoping this would be over before the selection show starts.  Not likely now.
Harris - Mamdani 2028!

Thin Red Swine

Ok Wiggins, let's see some cojones.

😚

DirkPiggler

#276
Bottom 8th.

PITCHING CHANGE:  Carson Wiggins in for Carter.

Mormon strikes out swinging at 99 mph dick heat.  :sitdown:  1 out.

Sanford takes the 1-4 pitch over the inside corner for a walk.  Fuck this ump.  Runner on 1st, 1 out.

Utermark lines out to CF. Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Furnace dribbles a single to LF...Sanford scores from first on a hit and run.  Klan leads 9-8.  Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Humphrey pops out to Wiggins.  3 outs.

End 8th.  Klan leads 9-8. 





Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

Son of Spam

That was a shitty throw by the left fielder.
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Thin Red Swine

What the actual fuck?

We will never have nice things.

Hognrock

Quote from: Son of Spam on Mar 16, 2025, 04:55 PMThat was a shitty throw by the left fielder.

Terrible.  A 2 hop throw to the plate from shallow LF.