Hogs vs Ole Piss—-Baseball

[Gambler]

They've had the leadoff hitter on and scored in every inning.

[Son of Spam]

Top of the seventh. Maybe they will run rule us and put an end to this clusterfuck of a game.

Aloy the Elder leads off. Goes down swinging.

Maxwell HOMERS TO LEFT! 10-5.

Aloy the Younger goes down swinging,

Iredale swings at one if the dirt, then looks at one down the middle. Goes down swinging.

10-5 not us mid 7.

[Son of Spam]

Bottom of the seventh. Can we please not let the leadoff guy reach? Never mind. Bybee in to pitch.

Moerman leads off. Goes down swinging.   Well, what do you know? 1 away.

Sanford flies out to deep left center. 2 away.

Utermark lines out to Aloy at short.

1-2-3 inning for a change.

10-5 after 7.

[Son of Spam]

Top of the eighth. Why am I seeing all these commercials in Spanish?

Peppi leads off. Grounds out to short. 1 down.

Helfrick grounds out to third. 2 down.

Kozeal goes down swinging.

10-5 mid 8.

[Sus-Scrofa]

We're gonna have a 6 run 9th

[DirkPiggler]

Top of the eighth. Why am I seeing all these commercials in Spanish?

Peppi leads off. Grounds out to short. 1 down.

Helfrick grounds out to third. 2 downl

The computer picks up all that Latina porn you're watching. 

[Son of Spam]

Bottom of the eighth.

Furniss leads off. Goes down swinging. 1 away.

Fawley flies out to left. 2 away.

Humphrey walks on 4 pitches.

Paino grounds out to first.

10-5 after 8.

[Son of Spam]

The computer picks up all that Latina porn you're watching. 

Well, that explains it.

[Son of Spam]

Top of the ninth.

Diggs leads off for Thomas. Swings at one in the dirt. And swings and misses strike three at ground level. 1 away.

Davalan HOMERS TO RIGHT CENTER! 10-6.

Pitching change....Spencer in.

Aloy the Elder grounds out to second. 2 away.

Maxwell singles on a blooper past the pitcher and nobody can glove it.

Aloy the Younger, like his brother, like to swing at high and away. Grounds out to first.

Bowlcuts: 10. Hogs: 5

[Cardiac Hog]

So many 3 pitch strike-outs!

[BleedinRed]

Well, tomorrow we kick ass.  

[Bogey7]

Fire everybody! 

[DirkPiggler]

The last time we lost an SEC opener was in 2021 when Alabama came into Fayetteville and spanked us 16-1. 

[Natty_Ice]

so football, basketball, and now baseball.  Really, Hogs?  Tell me we at least beat them in Volleyball.

[Bogey7]

Oh my godd! The sky is falling!  The Hogs lost a baseball game. The season is over. Burn it all down! Fire everybody and replace every player on the team. 

[BASS]

Finally somebody said it

[Hognrock]

I assume the weather in Oxford is similar to Memphis. Wind is 30 mph sustained. One of our JV, not very good hitters hit a routing flyball to LF and it went out.

It's one game. Relax

[gorillawarfare]

Well at least we can fire Thompson now with a clear conscience.

[Son of Spam]

Somebody will have to take PBP for the next two games. Also, game time tomorrow has been moved to 6:00.

[DirkPiggler]

Somebody will have to take PBP for the next two games. Also, game time tomorrow has been moved to 6:00.

On it.

Sunday will be my last one for a good while. 

We will be out of the country through the SC series. 

I'll be in attendance for the entirety of the Muzzuruh series.