Hogs vs Ole Piss—-Baseball

Gambler · Mar 15, 2025, 06:26 PM

Quote from: BleedinRed on Mar 15, 2025, 06:25 PMThis is bad man. Really bad man.

His mother has whorey habits.

Sus-Scrofa · Mar 15, 2025, 06:27 PM

Quote from: Cardiac Hog on Mar 15, 2025, 06:21 PMArkansas has been spoiled with having good defensive catchers recently. Helfrich needs to be better!

called it

Pig Benis · Mar 15, 2025, 06:27 PM

Thank God I started drinking early.

Son of Spam · Mar 15, 2025, 06:28 PM

EDITOR'S NOTE: Before everyone gets on Gaeckle's ass, remember that he already has two strikeouts this inning...one that Helfrick cost him, the other that the ump fucked him out of. Be patient with the kid.)

Same with Root yesterday.

Gambler · Mar 15, 2025, 06:29 PM

It took 28 pitches to get the 1st out.

Barton Fink · Mar 15, 2025, 06:29 PM

Thst was a ball. I'll take it

Hogfan58 · Mar 15, 2025, 06:30 PM

When does football season start?

Son of Spam · Mar 15, 2025, 06:30 PM

Gaeckle won't last 2 innings.

Cardiac Hog · Mar 15, 2025, 06:31 PM

Nice turn! Lets go Hogs!

Sus-Scrofa · Mar 15, 2025, 06:31 PM

All things considered, I'll take it.

DirkPiggler · Mar 15, 2025, 06:33 PM

Top 2nd.

Peppi flies out to CF. 1 out.

Kozeal grounds out to 2nd on a 3-1 pitch. Really thought we might see the rare walk by Kozeal. 2 outs.

Helfrick strikes out swinging. 3 outs.

Mid 2nd. 2-1 bad guys.

Son of Spam · Mar 15, 2025, 06:34 PM

Uterusman reminds me of John Kruk. I asked my wife who the fat first baseman in the pros was and she immediately said, Oh, the one that lost a ball?

Son of Spam · Mar 15, 2025, 06:36 PM

We are going to make their pitcher look like Greg Maddox.

DirkPiggler · Mar 15, 2025, 06:39 PM

Bottom 2nd.

Fawley strikes out looking.

1 out.

Paino, playing in place of the dude Carter nearly kilt yesterday (seriously happy he's okay), strikes out swinging.

2 outs.

Federico walks. Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Hill pops out weakly to W. Aloy, 3 outs.

End 2nd. 50th State 2, Thank God for Missishithole 1

Son of Spam · Mar 15, 2025, 06:42 PM

Grilling penis in the outfield area. Figures.

DirkPiggler · Mar 15, 2025, 06:48 PM

Top 3rd.

Thomas HBP. Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Davalan singles to LF. Fuck your shift. Runners 1st and 2nd, 0 out.

W. Aloy strikes out swinging. Runners 1st and 2nd, 1 out.

K. Aloy grounds to 3rd...force at 2nd. Runners 1st and 3rd, 2 outs.

Iredale walks. Bases loaded, 2 outs. BEER HATS ENGAGED!

Maxwell flies out to CF. FUCK. 3 outs.

Mid 3rd. 2-1 them.

Barton Fink · Mar 15, 2025, 06:52 PM

Aloy has reverted back to chasing sliders down and away.

Son of Spam · Mar 15, 2025, 06:54 PM

Quote from: Barton Fink on Mar 15, 2025, 06:52 PMAloy has reverted back to chasing sliders down and away.

And up and away. Anything off the plate and outside.

Cornhogio · Mar 15, 2025, 06:58 PM

That sucked.

Son of Spam · Mar 15, 2025, 06:59 PM

Fire Nate Thompson!