Hogs vs Missouri—-Baseball

[Son of Spam]

Note to Methouri: You can GET the lead but can you HOLD the lead. The answer is no.

[DirkPiggler]

Top 3rd. 

Knutsack doubles to LF.  Runner on 2nd, 0 out.

(EDITOR'S NOTE:  Knutsack and all his shit talking while collectively down 42-8 is the baseball equivalent of one of our DBs doing the tweety bird shit after Jaxson Dart overthrows a receiver by 10 yards after his sixth TD pass.)

Peer singles.  Knutsack scores.  7-2 HOGS. Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Macon SAC bunts.  Thank you.  Runner on 2nd, 1 out.

Benson strikes out swinging.    Runner on 2nd, 2 outs.

Seals hit by pitch.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 2 outs.

Seals thrown out trying to steal.  Under review.  Probably getting overturned.  And it is...safe.  Runners 2nd and 3rd, 2 outs.

Serna strikes out swinging.    3 outs.

Mid 3rd.  Jerry Jones 7 Stan Kroenke 2

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 3rd.

Boles walks.  Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Helfrick doubles off the LF wall, narrowly missing a couch fucking.  Boles to 3rd.  Runners 2nd and 3rd, 0 out.

Thomas flies out to CF.  Boles scores. Helfrick to 3rd.  HOGS LEAD 8-2.  Runner on 3rd, 1 out.

Davalan walks.  Runners 1st and 3rd, 1 out.

Davalan steals 2nd.  Runners 2nd and 3rd, 1 out.

Aloy the Elder walks.  Bases loaded, 1 out.  BEER HATS ENGAGED! 

Kozeal says FUCK YO COUCH TENNESSEE WILLIAMS!  PICK THAT ONE UP OFF THE HOT TIN ROOF OF THE HUNT CENTER!  Grand slam makes it 12-2 HOGS! 1 out.

Iredale grounds out to SS.  2 outs.

Aloy the Younger with a hustle double to RF.  Runner on 2nd, 2 outs.

Souza walks.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 2 outs.

Runners advance on a pitch that nearly hit the bull.  Runners 2nd and 3rd, 2 outs.

Boles strikes out looking.  3 outs.

End 3rd.  Hogs 12 pussycats 2




















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[Show-Me Hog]

Rick B gets a segment and a shout out by name.

Looking kind of like Elton John today.

[Sus-Scrofa]

Rick B gets a segment and a shout out by name.

how'd he sneak up to the spendy seats?

[Barton Fink]

Damn Kozeal

[Sus-Scrofa]

Baseball needs a surrender option.

[Barton Fink]

Pwr Phil, Davalan has had an AB in all but 3 innings in this series.

Kozeal is 24-44 in SEC play.

[Feral]

Pwr Phil, Davalan has had an AB in all but 3 innings in this series.

Kozeal is 24-44 in SEC play.

Also noteworthy from Phil is that Helfrick is 6-6 with 3 doubles in this series. Literally hasn't had an out.

[Sus-Scrofa]

Also noteworthy from Phil is that Helfrick is 6-6 with 3 doubles in this series. Literally hasn't had an out.

shhhhhhhhhhhh

[Barton Fink]

Boles might've been our best hitter last year outside of Stovall.

[Son of Spam]

Baseball needs a surrender option.

Yeah, if a nine inning game can be over in seven, a seven inning game should be over in 5 if you are ahead by 7.

[DirkPiggler]

Top 4th (are you fucking shitting me?)

Patterson doubles to LF.  Watch him as a potential transfer portal option.  Runner on 2nd, 0 out.

Hernandez grounds out to Iredale.  Runner on 3rd, 1 out.

Basler lines out to Souza, who throws behind Patterson for the double play.  3 outs.

Mid 4th.  12-2 us.

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 4th.

PITCHING CHANGE:  Xavier Lovett in for the last guy.

Helfrick pops out to 1st.  1 out.

Thomas flies out to RF. 2 outs.

Davalan walks.  Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Aloy grounds up the middle into a fielder's choice.  3 outs.

End 4th. 12-2 us

[vegashog]

missouri had no expectation of winning these games. we get better from mid week opponents.

[Feral]

As of this post (Aloy Sr's AB in the 4th), Mizzou has walked 24 batters in this series.

That's nuckin' futs.

[DirkPiggler]

Top 5th. 

PITCHING CHANGE:  Christian Foutch in for Beetlejuice.

Knutsack strikes out swinging.    1 out.

Peer strikes out swinging.    2 outs.

Macon lines out to Boles.  No steak dinner, but 3 outs.

Mid 5th.  12-2 good guys.

[rzrbkfan69]

Seems as if Aloy the Younger took offense to saying he needed to sit for a game.

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 5th.

Kozeal strikes out swinging. 1 out.

Iredale with a long single to the LF wall.  Runner on 1st, 1 out.

Iredale advances to 2nd on a dirt ball.  Called safe, but under review.  Call stands.  Runner on 2nd, 1 out.

Aloy the Younger strikes out swinging.  Runner on 2nd, 2 outs.

Souza grounds out to 1st.  3 outs.

End 5th.  12-2 us.

[DirkPiggler]

Top 6th. 

PITCHING CHANGE:  Cole Gibler in for Foutch.

Fraser replaces Iredale at 3rd.

Benson strikes out swinging.    1 out.

Seals grounds out to SS. 2 outs. 

Serna hit by pitch.  Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Serna takes 2nd on catcher's indifference.  Runner on 2nd, 2 outs.

Patterson strikes out swinging.    3 outs.

Mid 6th. 12-2 good guys.