Hogs vs Missouri—-Baseball

[DirkPiggler]

Stealing signs for DVH. Younger Aloy struggling.

I'd sit Kuhio in game two, let Boles play RF and Maxwell DH.

[Son of Spam]

Top of the second.

Patterson grounds out 3-1. 1 away.

Picarelli (which sounds like an Italian opera) goes down swinging. 2 away.

Basler grounds out to second.

2-1 Meth mid second.

[Son of Spam]

Bottom of the second.

Helfrick leads off. Walks.

Souza smokes a single to right. Runners at first and second, no outs.

Thomas attempts 2 bunts and fouls both off. 2-2 count. Goes down looking. 1 away.

Davalan BLASTS ONE OVER THE RIGHT FILED FENCE! HOGS LEAD 4-2!

Pitching change.....Lucas (RHP) in.

Aloy the Elder goes down swinging. 2 away.

Maxwell singles to right.

Iredale goes down looking.

Hogs lead 4-2 after 2.

[Barton Fink]

I'd sit Kuhio in game two, let Boles play RF and Maxwell DH.

Agree. He's in a pretty long funk.

[Barton Fink]

Agree. He's in a pretty long funk.

[Barton Fink]

Agree. He's in a pretty long funk

[HogglyWoggly]

[Sus-Scrofa]

Barton Fink with one of the more impressive posting frick ups we've seen in a while.

[Hognrock]

Word on the street is K. Aloy is in quite the funk. Somebody get him a fat girl for tonight.

[Cardiac Hog]

Barton Fink with one of the more impressive posting frick ups we've seen in a while.

If only we paid him more NIL money, his posting would be better. 

[Son of Spam]

Top of the third.

Knutson leads off. Walks.

Peer singles to,right. Runners at the corners, no outs.

Benson takes a ball. Helfrick bounces a throw trying to throw th runner out at second. The ball goes into center. Run scores. Runner advances to third. No outs. 4-3 Hogs. Benson goes down swinging. 1 away.

Serna with a safety squeeze. Out at first but a run scores. 4-4 game. 2 away.

Daniels goes down looking.

4-4 mid three.

[Barton Fink]

If only we paid him more NIL money, his posting would be better. 

You get what you pay for.

Somehow 1 post + 2 edits = 3 posts.

[Son of Spam]

Anyone heard that Aloy the Younger is in a funk?

Bottom of the third.

Kozeal leads off. Fouls a bunt attempt off. Doubles off the fence in the corner in right.

Aloy the Younger (who is in a funk) singles to center. Kozeal scores. 5-4 HOGS.

Helfrick with a base hit bunt down the third base line. Runners at first and second, no outs.

Souza fouls off a bunt attempt. Then has a bunt single down the third base line. Bases loaded. BEER HATS ENGAGED!

Thomas goes down swinging on three pitches. 1 away.

Davalan flies out to first. 2 away.

Aloy the Elder bounces a single off the third baseman. Run scores. 6-4 Hogs. Bases still loaded.

Maxwell flies out to shallow right.

Hogs lead 6-4 after 3.

[Barton Fink]

Perfect bunt

[Son of Spam]

Top of the fourth.

Nicoletto flies out to Aloy in short left. 1 down.

Patterson singles to third, just off the bag. Nice play by Iredale to stop it.

Picarelli fouls off a bunt attempt. Takes a ball. Helfrick throws out the runner attempting to steal second. Bounced the throw again. Play under review. Ruled out after review. 2 away.
Picarelli walks.

Basler goes down looking.

Hogs lead 6-4 mid 4.

[Son of Spam]

Bottom of the fourth.

Iredale leads off. Goes down swinging. 1 away.

Kozeal walks.

Aloy the Younger singles up the middle. Runners at first and second, 1 out.

Helfrick doubles to the gap in right center. Run scores. HOGS LEAD 7-4. Runners at second and third, 1 out.

Souza walks on 4 pitches. Bases loaded. BEER HATS ENGAGED!

Thomas runs the count full. Walks. Run scores. 8-4 Hogs. Bases still loaded. BEER HATS STILL ENGAGED!

Davalan WITH THE GRAND SALAMI OVER THR RIGHT FIELD FENCE! HOGS LEAD 12-4!

Pitching change....Vaughn (RHP) in.

Aloy the Elder with a bloop double that falls in left.

Maxwell runs the count full. Bloops a double that falls in left again. Aloy scores as he slides and knocks the ump over. Slides around the tag.  13-4 Hogs. Ump being looked after. Seems to have a cut on his hand. He rolled the ump.

Diggs pinch running for Maxwell. Runner at second, 1 out.

Iredale with a swinging bunt out at first. 2 away and Iredale has made both outs.

Kozeal walks. Runners at first and second. 2 outs.

Aloy the Younger goes down swinging.

Hogs lead 13-4 after 4.

[Barton Fink]

Wow

[HogglyWoggly]

[Son of Spam]

Top of the fifth. Jimenez in to pitch for the Hogs.

Knutsack leads off. Grounds out to third. 1 away.

Peer (also known as Urinater) grounds out to short. 2 away.

Benson runs the count full. Goes down looking, 

Hogs lead 13-4 midway 5.

[Son of Spam]

Bottom of the fifth.

Becker (PH for Helfrick) goes down on an ugly check swing at a ball in the other batter's box. 1 away.

Souza flies out to short left. 2 away.

Thomas grounds out to short.

Hogs lead 13-4 after 5.