Hogs vs Missouri—-Baseball

[Son of Spam]

Top of the sixth.

Serna ground out to second. 1 down.

Daniels goes down swinging, 2 down.

Nicoletto flies out to left center.

Hogs up 13-4 mid 6.

[Barton Fink]

Soneone on Twitter made the spot on comparison of Davalan to Dykstra. Nails

[Son of Spam]

Bottom of the sixth. Christal (RHP) in for the Meths. ERA 33.76

Davalan leads off. Grounds out to second. 1 away.

Aloy the Elder singles to center.

Diggs (up for Maxwell) runs the count full. Goes down looking. Shocked, I tell you.

Iredale is HBP. Runners at first and second. 2 outs.

Kozeal singles to left. Run scores. Hogs lead 14-4.

Aloy the Younger flies out to first in foul territory.

Hogs lead 14-4 after 6.

[BleedinRed]

Poor Diggs.  He is a terrible hitter.  

[Son of Spam]

Top of the seventh. Eaves in to pitch for the Hogs.

Patterson singles to left.

Picarelli takes ball 1. Runner takes second, no throw.  Picarelli goes down swinging, 1 away.

Basler goes down looking. 2 away.

Knutsack flies out to Aloy in front of second.

HOGS WIN 14-4!

[DirkPiggler]

Soneone on Twitter made the spot on comparison of Davalan to Dykstra. Nails

More power, but yes. 

[Gambler]

Poor Diggs.  He is a terrible hitter. 

I really pull for him, but damn.

[Barton Fink]

35 runs in 12 innings, correct?

[DirkPiggler]

As is customary in my life, I'll be the sloppy seconds guy and take Game 2 PBP.  Thanks @Son of Spam for the outstanding job as always in the first game. 

First pitch has been announced for 4:35 PM GCT.  Prepare your beverages accordingly.  Lineups to follow.

[Feral]

Diggs (up for Maxwell) runs the count full. Goes down looking. Shocked, I tell you.

I was listening to Diggs' AB on the radio while doing some stuff around the house.

Bubba was trying to be nice, but didn't mince words about how you cannot watch that 3-1 meatball right down Broadway, especially when you're hitting in the .100s. Basically said that's a textbook slump buster pitch and Diggs never took the bat off his shoulder. 

He and Phil both agreed that if anyone in the outfield is out, Boles is the one who's earned the opportunity given how terrible Diggs has been this year.

I love the kid appreciate what he's done throughout his career, but he's as washed as any player I've ever seen.

[DirkPiggler]

I was listening to Diggs' AB on the radio while doing some stuff around the house.

Bubba was trying to be nice, but didn't mince words about how you cannot watch that 3-1 meatball right down Broadway, especially when you're hitting in the .100s. Basically said that's a textbook slump buster pitch and Diggs never took the bat off his shoulder. 

He and Phil both agreed that if anyone in the outfield is out, Boles is the one who's earned the opportunity given how terrible Diggs has been this year.

I love the kid appreciate what he's done throughout his career, but he's as washed as any player I've ever seen.

It's sad, but that injury broke him...if not physically, then mentally.

I suspect Boles will be in the lineup for game two.  He has the potential to be our Charlie Welch down the stretch.

[DirkPiggler]

Starting lineups for Game Two

Meth Maggots

1. Keegan Knutson SS
2. Kaden Peer CF
3. Tyler Macon LF
4. Cameron Benson DH
5. Pierre Seals RF
6. Mateo Serna 1B
7. Chris Patterson 3B
8. Jedier Hernandez C
9. Peyton Basler 2B

P. Tony Neubeck WHP

YOUR ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS

1. Charles Davalan LF
2. Wehiwa Aloy SS
3. Cam Kozeal 1B
4. Brent Iredale 3B
5. Kuhio Aloy DH
6. Nolan Souza 2B
7. Carson Boles RF
8. Ryder Helfrick C
9. Justin Thomas Jr. CF

P. Landon Beidelschies WHP

[DirkPiggler]

Top 1st.

Knutsack walks.  Cocky little fucker for a guy whose team has given up five touchdowns in 14 innings. Ump tells him to tone it down.  Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Peer bunts to Iredale.  Knutsack to 2nd. Runner on 2nd, 1 out.

Knutsack steals third.  Runner on 3rd, 1 out.

Macon strikes out, but advances to 1st as a passed ball allows Knutsack to score.  1-0 Meth maggots.  Runner on 1st, 1 out.

Benson strikes out swinging.    Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Seals singles to LF.  Macon to 3rd.  Runners 1st and 3rd, 2 outs.

Seals steals 2nd.  Runners 2nd and 3rd, 2 outs.

Serna strikes out looking.    3 outs.

Mid 1st.  Yankees 1

[BleedinRed]

Great start.  

[Cardiac Hog]

What the hell happened there?

[BleedinRed]

I'd love to see the stat on free bases given vs how many times those free bases come around to score.  

[Son of Spam]

I guess I am spoiled on our last few catchers, but Helfrick lets a lot of balls get by him.

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 1st.

Davalan lines a single to RF.  Mon frere just fuckin hits.  Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Passed ball moves Davalan to 2nd.

Aloy the Elder walks on four pitches.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 0 out.

Kozeal flies out to deep CF.  Davalan to 3rd.  Runners 1st and 3rd, 1 out.

Iredale strikes out swinging.  Runners 1st and 3rd, 2 outs.

Aloy the Younger doubles into the LF corner.  Aloy 1.0 and Davalan score.  HOGS LEAD 2-1.  Runner on 2nd, 2 outs.

Souza walks.  Nice at bat fighting back from 0-2.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 2 outs.

Boles says FUCK YO COUCH PAT FORDE!  WRITE A SHITTY COLUMN ABOUT WHERE THAT ONE LANDED AND HOW IT'S PETRINO AND CALIPARI'S FAULT YOU PIECE OF SHIT! Three run bomb into the Hog Pen for Carson's first homer as a Hog.  HOGS LEAD 5-1!  2 outs.

Helfrick singles to RF.  Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Thomas walks.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 2 outs.

PITCHING CHANGE:  PJ Green (RHP) in for Neubeck.

Davalan lines out to LF.  3 outs.

End 1st.  We don't suck 5. We really suck 1

[DirkPiggler]

Top 2nd.

Patterson strikes out swinging.    1 out.

Hernandez flies out to shallow RF.  2 outs.

Basler strikes out swinging.  3 outs.

Mid 2nd.  5-1 us.

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 2nd.

Aloy the Elder singles to CF...takes 2nd on the misplay.  Runner on 2nd, 0 out.

Kozeal says FUCK YO COUCH AGAIN PAT FORDE!  WE AREN'T THROUGH WITH YOUR BITCH ASS YET!  2-R HR to the Hunt Center.  HOGS LEAD 7-1.  0 out.

Iredale flies out to deep CF.  1 out.

Aloy the Younger grounds out to 3rd.  2 outs. 

Souza flies out to CF.  3 outs.

End 2nd.  DVH for President 7, Drunkshitz for prison 1