Hogs vs Florida—-Baseball

[Hizog]

Where even is this ump's zone?

Florida pissed about that high strike 3, but the pitch right before it was strike 3. Make up call and a fair outcome

[Feral]

Get Bybee out of there

[Feral]

If we're being honest, we haven't hit the ball well at all this weekend.

We made a living in game 2 in one inning on errors and free baserunners.

Today we've done virtually the same thing. We only have 3 hits and all were in the 2nd inning.

[Son of Spam]

If we're being honest, we haven't hit the ball well at all this weekend.

We made a living in game 2 in one inning on errors and free baserunners.

Today we've done virtually the same thing. We only have 3 hits and all were in the 2nd inning.

I thought the same thing yesterday.

[DirkPiggler]

Top 5th.

PITCHING CHANGE:  Christian Rodriguez (RHP), owner of the best changeup in college baseball in spite of that ERA near 8 according to the fucktard in the booth, in for Philpott.

Aloy 1.0 strikes out swinging. 1 out.

Kozeal walks on four straight. Runner on 1st, 1 out.

Iredale takes two balls, and her comes Uncle Fester for another mid at-bat pitching change.  Seems awfully early to give up on the guy with the best changeup in college baseball. 

PITCHING CHANGE:  Luke McNeillie (RHP) in for Rodriguez.

Iredale walks.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 1 out.

Aloy 2.0 grounds weakly to SS,  Runners advance.  Runners 2nd and 3rd, 2 outs.

Fraser flies out to CF...opportunity wasted.  3 outs.

Mid 5th.  Fucking Score Already 5, Not You 4.

[Son of Spam]

I really thought Iredale was going to be one of our big hitters this year. If his defense at third wasn't so good,I am not sure he would be sitting.

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 5th.

Heyman flies out to shallow CF. 1 out.

Seer walks. Went from 0-2 to a walk.  Runner on 1st, 1 out.

Donay ties it up with a double, with some help from Thomas kicking it to let the runner score from first.  5-5.  FUCK!  Runner on 2nd, 1 out.

Scripling grounds weakly to Aloy.  Donay moves up.  Runner on 3rd, 2 outs.

Evans flies out to CF. 3 outs.

End 5th.  Tied 5-5.

[BleedinRed]

Thomas with another shitty effort in center. 

[DirkPiggler]

I really thought Iredale was going to be one of our big hitters this year. If his defense at third wasn't so good,I am not sure he would be sitting.

We don't have anyone else to put over there.  Robinett is next up, and he hasn't shown any ability to hit enough. 

[DirkPiggler]

Top 6th.

Helfrick strikes out looking. Would've been standing on first without a half ass attempt to bunt a ball 18" outside and low.  1 out.

Diggs strikes out swinging, after watching two hanging sliders down the gut.  2 outs.

(EDITOR'S NOTE:  I am a huge fan of Kendall Diggs.  I hope he becomes a billionaire one day.  He's a great kid, team player, deserves everything good you can say about him.  It's time for him to sit and watch the rest of the way. )

Thomas grounds out to the mound.  3 outs.

Mid 6th.  Slipping away 5, Saving yet another underachieving season 5.

[Son of Spam]

We watch more balls right down the middle than any team I have ever seen.

[Hizog]

There's ZERO explanation for Diggs still being out there.

[BleedinRed]

Diggs is a fucking terrible hitter and there has to be someone else who can play right.  

[Son of Spam]

We don't have anyone else to put over there.  Robinett is next up, and he hasn't shown any ability to hit enough. 

Yeah, I know. We also can't sit him for his defense over there.

[Cardiac Hog]

DVH refuses to pitch hit for Diggs!

[BleedinRed]

There can't be a worse hitter on the team.  Play anyone other than Diggs.  

[Spiderham]

Diggs just has a hitting philosophy of taking one right down the middle and then waving at one a foot out of the zone. 
He really sticks to it. 

[Cardiac Hog]

Where is Boles?

[BleedinRed]

Up 5-1 and we haven't pissed a drop in 4 innings since. 

[Feral]

We're not winning this one. We haven't pissed a drop at the plate since since the 2nd inning, and Florida keeps scoring.