Fayetteville (Super) Regional - 2025 Edition now CWS

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Barton Fink

Quote from: Borenutz on Jun 18, 2025, 09:53 PMOne of you fuckers need to start building the damn statue. Surely someone has the skills. I think I'm finally convinced this it it. Just put it outside bwa. Hunter won't notice.

He'll try to raffle it off.

buff2.0

Quote from: Borenutz on Jun 18, 2025, 09:53 PMOne of you fuckers need to start building the damn statue. Surely someone has the skills. I think I'm finally convinced this it it. Just put it outside bwa. Hunter won't notice.

There's gotta be a formal apology and everything.  No stone can be un-looked under, no expense can be spared, no virgin can be left un-sacrificed if there are any remaining in Fayetteville, for this curse to be broken.  The damn thing seems to get stronger every year.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

HogOfWar

Quote from: Borenutz on Jun 18, 2025, 09:53 PMOne of you fuckers need to start building the damn statue. Surely someone has the skills. I think I'm finally convinced this it it. Just put it outside bwa. Hunter won't notice.

I know someone that is good at 3D printing. We could make miniature ones and sell them for the NIL fund. Would that work?
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

mde114

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Jun 18, 2025, 09:52 PMYou mean The Drop and the Stoernover.



Yep, throw that in the mix too.

But never forget that idiot leaping from the 5 yard line vs Aggy.

buff2.0

Quote from: gorillawarfare on Jun 18, 2025, 09:44 PMFuck this program

I'll be back next year. I'll pout for the first half of the season, not paying attention and thinking of all the times they've let me down, but then about midway I'll let myself get sucked back in. By the time we take a first round exit from the SEC tournament (because that one doesn't really matter anyway) I'll have myself convinced that we have a date with destiny in Omaha.

And then karma will remind me that Destiny is a dominatrix with a pegging fetish and she slipped something funny into my drink when I wasn't looking.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

tusk till dawn

"Your death therapy saved me, you genius"

flash23

Quote from: Borenutz on Jun 18, 2025, 09:43 PMWe were in the final 3/4 here. Better than those if you're comparing apples to apples.
That somehow made me feel worse.

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: mde114 on Jun 18, 2025, 09:56 PMYep, throw that in the mix too.

But never forget that idiot leaping from the 5 yard line vs Aggy.

Shirley you aren't seriously comparing those two plays. 

Guardrail

Quote from: Spiderham on Jun 18, 2025, 09:46 PMI wasn't even surprised. 
I was surprised in how we did it but not surprised that we did it.
I have a lifetime of being a Hog fan to expect us to fail in the most spectacular way possible. 
We really explored the space tonight.
Yeah. I would have been more surprised had they pulled it off.
The same people demanding everyone embrace your beliefs, have zero tolerance and condemn another for embracing theirs.  Oh, the irony.

BASS

Quote from: Borenutz on Jun 18, 2025, 09:53 PMOne of you fuckers need to start building the damn statue. Surely someone has the skills. I think I'm finally convinced this it it. Just put it outside bwa. Hunter won't notice.

Fuck it, I might show up at bwa with some wood and power tools. Whatever I build will be God awful atrocious, surely that will force their hand to do it right.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

bigpig

We will never win another championship.

Pittman will always be a .500 coach.

Cal doesn't have the fire to get us beyond Elite 8.

DVH is probably a year or two away from retirement and the rest of the league is too invested in baseball now for us to dominate.

It hurts so much being born a Razorback fan. That "it's hard to be humble" song is the most embarrassing thing we do as a fanbase, and we wear pig hats and woo at people. Imagine singing that after pulling out a squeaker against Vanderbilt, a week after getting murdered by 5 TDs vs an average Texas A&M team.

Thats all. Goodnight.
Lurker since 2003. Member since 2004.

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BleedinRed

Quote from: BleedinRed on Jun 18, 2025, 08:31 PMAfter the TN Super win, DVH said:

"If we would've lost this series, it would've been like, this is the best team that didn't do anything. Now, it's one of the best teams that's ever come through here. You never know how it's going to go from here, but they're down to the final eight, and that's a championship to me. That's big."

I think he has resigned himself to being the modern day Mike Martin.  He knows it isn't going to happen for him. 

At least one person won a championship this season. 

Barton Fink

I would feel better if we had gotten run ruled.

wmr

I can't renew tickets. 

I won't. 

This sealed it.
I'm on smoko, so leave me alone.

HogOfWar

The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

Borenutz

Just go double down on your misery like I just did and watch the highlights of the Texas tech sweet 16 match up so you can get prepared for basketball season. Because we all know how football is going to be. At least no heartbreak there.

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Barton Fink on Jun 18, 2025, 10:07 PMI would feel better if we had gotten run ruled.

Maybe slightly, but that would've been a different kind of gut punch watching those coonass fans yukk it up all game. 



buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

TC