2026 Razorback Baseball

Started by BleedinRed, Jun 19, 2025, 09:58 AM

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Feral

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on May 31, 2026, 12:11 PMIt must be so easy to draw up a pitching game plan against these freewheeling idiots.

Pretty simple.

Throw a meatball over the plate for strike 1.
Throw low and away for strike 2.
Go to work.

Son of Spam

Do these smaller teams have better pitchers than we do, or are we just that bad of hitters?
Well, shit...

Hizog

Quote from: Son of Spam on May 31, 2026, 12:16 PMDo these smaller teams have better pitchers than we do, or are we just that bad of hitters?

Yep

Too Big Pig

Is it a coin flip? How is the 2 seed not the home team?
"When life gives you lemons...fuck life"
- Sir John Michael of Oklahoma

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Too Big Pig on May 31, 2026, 12:17 PMIs it a coin flip? How is the 2 seed not the home team?

The rule used to be, and I think still is, that the team that has been the home team most recently is the visiting team. Then they go to a coin flip of that doesn't decide it.

Northeastern was the visiting team in both games before this one.

Not that it will matter since we apparently don't care about scoring.

Feral

#3165
Top 2nd

Stewart leads off. Strikeout incoming. Grounds out into the shift. 1 out

Souza up next. Does the exact same thing. 2 down.

Niu up next. Goes down swinging. Of course.

0-0 mid 2nd

Son of Spam

They should just put everyone near first base when our lefties are at bat.
Well, shit...

Spiderham

What is our streak for not getting the ball out of the infield?
Oak Grove in the house.

Son of Spam

It amazes me that, at the end of the season, we are still tweaking the lineup.
Well, shit...

buff2.0

.231.  14th lowest average in the regionals.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Son of Spam

On a again, we make a shitty pitcher look like Cy Young.
Well, shit...

Spiderham

So far it looks like we are all out of fucks to give.  
Oak Grove in the house.

Feral

#3172
Bottom 2nd

Ashettino leads off. Singles to CF.

Criscola up next. Goes down swinging. 1 away.

Tarantino up next. WTF are these names. Flies out to RF. 2 down.

DiGiorgio up next. Runner thrown out by Helfrick trying to steal 2nd.

0-0 after 2.

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Spiderham on May 31, 2026, 12:25 PMWhat is our streak for not getting the ball out of the infield?

I was wondering the same so I looked.

Kozeal hit a fly ball out in the 8th inning last night. We had five outs after that, plus six today.

And Northeastern is starting a freshman.

Son of Spam

Apparently, nobody told our hitters to focus on the ball instead of looking where they think they might hit it.
Well, shit...

Son of Spam

Others: swing and try to make contact and get base hits.

Us: swing for the fences every time and hope.
Well, shit...

Rocky Mountain Hog

Quote from: Spiderham on May 31, 2026, 12:27 PMSo far it looks like we are all out of fucks to give. 

So far it looks like they have all year: shitty bats.

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Son of Spam on May 31, 2026, 12:31 PMOthers: swing and try to make contact and get base hits.

Us: close your eyes, swing for the fences every time and hope.

Fixed it for you.

Feral

#3178
Top 3rd

7-8-9 for the Hogs. Oh goody.

Robinett leads off. Quickly goes 0-2. Goes down swinging. SHOCKER. 1 out

Pompey up next. Pops out to shallow RCF. We got one out of the infield!

Turner up next. Goes down swinging.

Embarrassing but expected.

0-0 mid 3rd

Son of Spam

We gonna get no hit by a freshman,
Well, shit...