Sam Pittman Tread of Stupidity, Despair, Frustration

Started by Texzilla, Aug 29, 2025, 10:00 AM

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SwahiliSteve

Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Sep 24, 2025, 02:49 PMWhat's worse about Sam is that you can catch occasional flickers of resentment.  I'll bet if you sat back over a few cole beers with him and his wife and he let his guard down, he would unload on the fans and the university.  I guarantee you they feel like they have been mistreated.

No good deed goes unpunished.  Gave that dude a when no one else would have.  Kept him around longer than anyone else would have. 
then why the fuck stay? The fans didn't want him to stay last year and he knew it. He's just greedy and I don't know why he needs all the money. Living the life the way he is now he will be dead in less than 10
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

The Whyte Boar

Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Sep 24, 2025, 03:09 PMthen why the fuck stay? The fans didn't want him to stay last year and he knew it. He's just greedy and I don't know why he needs all the money. Living the life the way he is now he will be dead in less than 10

Always been my thought process too.  He doesn't even have kids.  He already had plenty of money.  He should have left after year three and he would have been the most beloved coach in Arkansas history. 

Show-Me Hog


Son of Spam

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 24, 2025, 03:22 PMGD these words in proximity give me PTSD.
No shit! I had to read that twice before I realized who he meant.
Well, shit...

The Whyte Boar

If the list of possible candidates posted on Tardville is real, sign up Petrino today for a ten year contract. 

Pig Benis

The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

animal

Quote from: Pig Benis on Sep 24, 2025, 04:20 PMWhat list did those insiders come up with?
Houston Nutt III was probably on the list
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

SwahiliSteve

Quote from: Pig Benis on Sep 24, 2025, 04:20 PMWhat list did those insiders come up with?
do you really wanna know what those retards saying
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

The Whyte Boar

By popular demand...

Bobby Petrino
Dan Mullen
Gus Malzahn
Barry Odom

Ryan silverfield
Jon Sumrall
Alex Golesh
Jeff Traylor
Tyson Helton
Dowell Loggains
GJ Kinne

jdcatty

Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

BASS

Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

HTL


Texzilla

Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Sep 24, 2025, 03:20 PMAlways been my thought process too.  He doesn't even have kids.  He already had plenty of money.  He should have left after year three and he would have been the most beloved coach in Arkansas history. 

Exactly.  The job was out of nowhere.  He said he was planning to coach OL at Georgia another year or two then retire.  The $3 mil a year was a landfall for them. 

He will now leave having made $31 mil plus $11 in go away money.  $42 million dollars for a guy who likely made at most $700-800k ?  Said he'd leave when he sucked, and instead held us hostage.  Fuck Yuri for the extension.  He could have offered him a million bump and no buyout and he would have taken it.  Had he rejected it fine; thank you for your service, coach out your contract, fucking leave. 

Yuri should be negotiating that he can take the low number and not chase another gig, or else we'll hold your fucking feet to the fire while you coach OL at OBU.

Texzilla

Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 24, 2025, 10:32 AMI'm just happy to find out that my kid won't be as poor as me once he graduates from Colorado School of Mines!

I adopted the Mines Orediggers as my football team after the Ole Miss lost.  They promptly lost last weekend.  So, I'm back to looking for a new team to root for...

You sure? I heard he was at Colorado School of Mimes.  Actually I didn't hear..

Texzilla

Quote from: Ray Zorback on Sep 24, 2025, 02:52 PM
Quote from: Son of Spam on Sep 24, 2025, 02:26 PMWhen you sign a multimillion dollar contract, and know you are going to get paid whether you win or lose, what incentive do you have to really try? Especially when you are at or near retirement age. That is what we have dealt with and hopefully we get someone young and hungry to replace this slob. Screw hiring another older coach even if he has a good track record. Those guys are looking for a payday and a nice retirement. Put a carrot on the end of that string. Let them sign a contract but it pays in graduations. Win 5 games, you get x amount, and increase the amount for number of games won. I know coaches wouldn't go for that, but something needs to be done.
QuoteAgree, but the crazy thing to me is the buyout. I wish I could do such a poor job that I got fired and then got 10M to leave.
Unfortunately his buyout is small potatoes compared to some of these.  Look at Jimbo. Gundy got $15 mil.

Borenutz

Quote from: Texzilla on Sep 24, 2025, 06:01 PMUnfortunately his buyout is small potatoes compared to some of these.  Look at Jimbo. Gundy got $15 mil.
His buyout is less than most of the top 10 coaches salaries.

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Texzilla on Sep 24, 2025, 05:53 PMExactly.  The job was out of nowhere.  He said he was planning to coach OL at Georgia another year or two then retire.  The $3 mil a year was a landfall for them. 

He will now leave having made $31 mil plus $11 in go away money.  $42 million dollars for a guy who likely made at most $700-800k ?  Said he'd leave when he sucked, and instead held us hostage.  Fuck Yuri for the extension.  He could have offered him a million bump and no buyout and he would have taken it.  Had he rejected it fine; thank you for your service, coach out your contract, fucking leave. 

Yuri should be negotiating that he can take the low number and not chase another gig, or else we'll hold your fucking feet to the fire while you coach OL at OBU.

You think he called his wife on a windline when he was told the original offer? I bet he's not much of a texter.

Ray Zorback

Isn't the buyout there to detour other teams from stealing your coach?

Nobody was going to come after Sam.
irritatingly incompetent & infuriatingly unhelpful

BASS

Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

HTL

Quote from: BASS on Sep 24, 2025, 09:29 PMHire that motherfucker yesterday
Would be on brand to hire a near 60 year old with Chaggie connections.