Sam Pittman Tread of Stupidity, Despair, Frustration

[BASS]

Would be on brand to hire a near 60 year old with Chaggie connections.

It was sarcasm. Since you're king anti-midas, if you think he'd suck then he'd likely win a natty here.

[HTL]

It was sarcasm. Since you're king anti-midas, if you think he'd suck then he'd likely win a natty here.

Yet I'm nearly always right and everyone else here is laughably wrong. I was the original Pittman darksider.

[Show-Me Hog]

I was the original Pittman darksider.

Uh oh.

Tex, what you got to say about that?

[Sus-Scrofa]

Yet I'm nearly always right and everyone else here is laughably wrong. I was the original Pittman darksider.

Well yes, if your initial take on everything Arkansas is always negative, you're going to be the first darksider on most things.

[HTL]

Well yes, if your initial take on everything Arkansas is always negative, you're going to be the first darksider on most things.

Fake news.

[Papa Pigeritus]

Uh oh.

Tex, what you got to say about that?

There's only one thing that Tex hates more than Sam Pittman, and that's beans in chili.

[Third_down_draw]

There's only one thing that Tex hates more than Sam Pittman, and that's beans in chili.

And modern french fries

[Texzilla]

Uh oh.

Tex, what you got to say about that?

It's not a competition.  I wasn't the first as there were many here who hated the hire from the start; I was hopeful he early humility could revive our fortunes.  But his new contract and laziness turned me fast.  I believe I am the most extreme darksider in that I have divorced my longterm (since 63) fandom from this cancerous program; I wish for losses to excise Sam Pittman from the state as I believe it's the only way he goes; he could stay here winning 7 games a year for eternity.  No one else wished for a loss to bama A&M.  HTL claims to be a darksider but he pumps the shit out of this shit squad. 

I can't hate chili with beans more than Sam. Because chili doesn't exist with beans.  Do I hate the bean soup a la chili con carne most of you eat.  No. It's an existential construct I choose not to engage. And a secret: I was raised by my Texas mom on chili with beans, seasoned with packs of French's chili-o seasoning.  I'm indifferent to what people put in it.  Just be clear in what you call it. 

It's not modern fries I hate. It's bad fries. I mean in n out does everything right almost but they suck.  Fresh spuds, but not aged, rinsed, but not double fried. Or cardboard frozen fries.  With my diabeetus I don't spend carbs on them.  But there is hope.  We are seeing a comeback for beef tallow and duck fat fries out there, which is gamechanging for fries over seed oils.

Also, if you're wondering about Laura's just fucked hair this morning in Athens, well yes she was, just before I sent her down to meet her driver. 

[buff2.0]

Chili has beans.

[Texzilla]

Chili has beans.

We live in a fantasy world where folks believe men can have babies and Islam is a peaceful religion.  You can believe your delusion but that doesn't make it real or true.  But I'm a libertarian so you do you.

[buff2.0]

Without beans it's just ground beef soup.  Sam Pittman even puts it over spaghetti noodles.

[The Whyte Boar]

Anything good this fuckstick did is undone because his ass got greedy and stayed longer than he should have. 

[bigpig]

Anything good this fuckstick did is undone because his ass got greedy and stayed longer than he should have. 

The moment he fired the agent who got him the gig and signed with Sexton he was a proven fraud.

[The Whyte Boar]

We are back to as bad or worse than we were when he was hired and will have the same issues hiring.

[dhog]

The moment he fired the agent who got him the gig and signed with Sexton he was a proven fraud.

My thoughts exactly. He showed his true colors. He is now in the list of most hated: Nutt, Chad, Pitman.

[Guardrail]

We are back to as bad or worse than we were when he was hired and will have the same issues hiring.

Yep full circle.
Who they gonna get to take this shitass job? Real coaches aren't going to bury their career here. It'll have to be a position coach or some DII shlub looking to get his/her foot in the door on his/her way to a better one.

My thoughts exactly. He showed his true colors. He is now in the list of most hated: Nutt, Chad, Pitman.

I hate Chad slightly more than Pittman more than Nutt. But Pittman is almost neck and neck right now.

[BleedinRed]

I don't hate Pittman.  I don't hate Nutt.  I hate Chad. 

[BASS]

Have we hired kinne yet?

[Natty_Ice]

somebody sell me on Kinne.  What is he all about?

[BASS]

somebody sell me on Kinne.  What is he all about?

He's kicking ass at perennial door mat Texas st. And he's 36 yrs old.

Former tx high School coach, gets much respect from the high schools in that state.