Sam Pittman Tread of Stupidity, Despair, Frustration

Started by Texzilla, Aug 29, 2025, 10:00 AM

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Barton Fink

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Sep 28, 2025, 02:22 PMPeople with short memories. Maybe that's a little petty. I wouldn't want to artificially shrink the pool of candidates.

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vegashog

canning coaches mid season seems to be in vouge right now, so yeah, no one is saying it was the wrong move.

the announcers for the game yesterday totally bagging on the product sure helped set the table.

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Quote from: vegashog on Sep 28, 2025, 02:24 PMcanning coaches mid season seems to be in vouge right now, so yeah, no one is saying it was the wrong move.

the announcers for the game yesterday totally bagging on the product sure helped set the table.


Yeah I don't recall this many mid season fittings. I forgot UCLA canned their coach.

SwahiliSteve

Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

Spiderham

Nice pic use KARK!  Looks like they perp walked Sam out the door.

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Quote from: DirkPiggler on Sep 28, 2025, 01:30 PMComparing Lashlee to Morris is just straight up retarded.  Not Forrest Gump "a little slow" either.   

The only thing they really have in common is that they have both coached SMU, with the exception that only one of them actually won there.  And he did so in a much tougher league where he probably had the 10th best roster. 

Alex Golesh at USF is my top pick, but Lashlee wouldn't be terrible.  Especially if he could motivate the Six Flags over Jesus crowd to unass some significant NIL funds. 

Their is a certain member worth 4.5 billion that loves her some Shiloh Christian. She has damn near bankrolled that entire mega church.
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Quote from: animal on Sep 28, 2025, 02:21 PMNot too late to get Mike Anderson in here to be the DC...the players will be taught to play hard and to guard them gettin off the bus.

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Quote from: vegashog on Sep 28, 2025, 02:24 PMthe announcers for the game yesterday totally bagging on the product sure helped set the table.

There was no coming back from that. The audience made it worse. It was shocking and embarrassing, I don't recall a broadcast crew openly talking about how shitty of a coached team one of the participants in the game that are calling is. It came across almost unprofessional, I would have never guessed Disney would have announcers doing that.
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Quote from: BASS on Sep 28, 2025, 02:37 PMThere was no coming back from that. The audience made it worse. It was shocking and embarrassing, I don't recall a broadcast crew openly talking about how shitty of a coached team one of the participants in the game that are calling is. It came across almost unprofessional, I would have never guessed Disney would have announcers doing that.

I thought they were being as gentle as they possibly could be, and still actually provide commentary.

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Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Sep 28, 2025, 02:27 PMhttps://x.com/bmarcello/status/1972349262681026857?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g

Be weird if he didn't.

He has a leg up on everyone becuase he'll get to coach the rest of the season.

On the other hand, he has a disadvantage in that he has to coach the most uninspired, lazy bunch of quitters we've had maybe ever.
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Quote from: bigpig on Sep 28, 2025, 02:48 PMBe weird if he didn't.

He has a leg up on everyone becuase he'll get to coach the rest of the season.

On the other hand, he has a disadvantage in that he has to coach the most uninspired, lazy bunch of quitters we've had maybe ever.
That is the part that worries me. This bunch SUCKS. No hustle, just lazy BS. I don't think BP will be given much of a chance at the end of the season if we don't win at least 4 games and I don't see that happening. This is the worst bunch of loafers I have ever seen on any team in any conference. However, if given the chance at another year or two, I feel like he can bring talent in that will compete.
Well, shit...

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During the bye week he needs to get scouts from all 32 teams to watch our game film the last two games.

Have them critique the hell out of every player, laughing at will.

Make the entire team watch all 32 videos.

I'm sure that could be arranged if you offered the scouts some money.

"Here is what the new York Giants think of you..."

"Now the Cowboys..."

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Quote from: BASS on Sep 28, 2025, 03:02 PMDuring the bye week he needs to get scouts from all 32 teams to watch our game film the last two games.

Have them critique the hell out of every player, laughing at will.

Make the entire team watch all 32 videos.

I'm sure that could be arranged if you offered the scouts some money.

"Here is what the new York Giants think of you..."

"Now the Cowboys..."


They would probably do it for the comedic value alone.
Well, shit...

BleedinRed

First thing BP needs to do is hire Pittman as the offensive line coach. 

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Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 28, 2025, 03:13 PMFirst thing BP needs to do is hire Pittman as the offensive line coach.

Wouldn't be the worst hire we could have there. Needs a good cop.
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Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 28, 2025, 03:13 PMFirst thing BP needs to do is hire Pittman as the offensive line coach.

I mean, I laughed.  However, when the thought occurred to me, I don't want Sam around this team at all.  His culture has destroyed the team, and having him there would just keep it around if/when Petrino tries to change it.  Also, the OL has been serious issue since he took the HC job.

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Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 28, 2025, 03:13 PMFirst thing BP needs to do is hire Pittman as the offensive line coach.
so we can still win 9 games like you told us all?
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Glad he's gone.

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We fired a guy that was undefeated in bowl games. Who do we think we are?