The NEXT Coach

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Quote from: Barton Fink on Nov 29, 2025, 08:57 PMBREAKING NEWS!!!!

https://x.com/ScottBalesX/status/1994958550221951321?t=wB723sWJ9ZtH0RNUQMF6og&s=19

The comments are funny.  He posts that JB Hunt group is there and wants BP back but that was shot down.  Tyson, Scanlon & Yuracheck there.  To which someone responds with a pic of Yuracheck at GOAT Lab.  Lmao.  Fuckman is so full of shit.

buff2.0

Quote from: DirkPiggler on Nov 29, 2025, 08:26 PMFair points.  The overwhelming majority of Tennessee fans give Golesh a lot more credit for their success than you do though. 

You seem to be holding every candidate up to BMFP for comparison.  That's fine, I like it, but the fact is that for whatever reason Bobby isn't under consideration.  No point in shitting on the next guy until he fucks things up here on his own merits. Might as well retain a little optimism until it's snatched out from under us. 

I didn't make that post to compare Golesh to Bobby, Heupel, Gruden, or Football Jesus.  I only made the point that I'm not going to get excited about a guy just because he was the play caller for a good offense under a head coach who was known for having good offenses before and after that guy was on his staff.

There was one defensive coordinator under Saban who went on to be a good coach on his own.  There were several others that didn't pan out apart from Saban - but at some point or another they were all seen as geniuses (except for Tosh).  I remember people thinking we'd be fine after the school canned Bobby, because of the same assistants, but how did that work out?  As it turns out, head coaching isn't the same as being a good play caller on either side of the ball.  As we recently learned, it's a big difference from coaching offensive lines.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

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The Cowboy Tiger

Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 29, 2025, 08:57 PMLet's see... Some characteristics directly from the post I quoted.

-Hurry up no huddle, USF leads the nation in offensive plays per game snapping the ball every 7-11sec or so.  That's really not good for our D.  We all remember what it was like to play behind the chains during the Briles time, as well. Sounds a lot like Chad.
-Requires a smart dual threat QB.
-Likes smaller pass catching TEs, that won't work out so well in SEC play Sounds a lot like Chad.
-Likes smaller quicker OL, again that won't work so well in SEC play Sounds a lot like Chad.
-His defense has only given up on avg 32yds less per game than ours this year... that's really not good.

It's not my fault you get butthurt and go full retard with your rantings... while failing to actually refute anything.  You are what you are and we're all fortunate that you're rarely here.

"It's not my fault."

Like I said. Just like a woman. Bitch.
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DirkPiggler

Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 29, 2025, 09:04 PMI didn't make that post to compare Golesh to Bobby, Heupel, Gruden, or Football Jesus.  I only made the point that I'm not going to get excited about a guy just because he was the play caller for a good offense under a head coach who was known for having good offenses before and after that guy was on his staff.

There was one defensive coordinator under Saban who went on to be a good coach on his own.  There were several others that didn't pan out apart from Saban - but at some point or another they were all seen as geniuses (except for Tosh).  I remember people thinking we'd be fine after the school canned Bobby, because of the same assistants, but how did that work out?  As it turns out, head coaching isn't the same as being a good play caller on either side of the ball.  As we recently learned, it's a big difference from coaching offensive lines.

All I'm saying is give it a chance to play out before condemning him as Chad.  Golesh seems like as good an option as any available to us.  I don't think any of us see him as Saban 2.0.  It's a lot less depressing to find reasons for optimism rather than skipping straight to fatalism. 


RE:  your Chad comparisons above...Golesh just went 9-3.  Chad never got close to that in the same league. 
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buff2.0

Quote from: DirkPiggler on Nov 29, 2025, 09:08 PMRE:  your Chad comparisons above...Golesh just went 9-3.  Chad never got close to that in the same league. 

This is irrelevant to the fact that they both had those same ideals for how their offenses would be built.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

Quote from: The Cowboy Tiger on Nov 29, 2025, 09:07 PM"It's not my fault."

Like I said. Just like a woman. Bitch.

Go sit down and take a good piss.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

DirkPiggler

Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 29, 2025, 09:09 PMThis is irrelevant to the fact that they both had those same ideals for how their offenses would be built.

Maybe it wasn't the idea that was flawed as much as the implementation.   

Elon and I have a lot of the same ideas about going to Mars.  He's going to get there and I'm not, because he's a genius and I'm a retard. 
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

buff2.0

So your point of optimism is that maybe he'll change the metrics he wants for those certain position groups just because he would be head coaching in the SEC. 
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Borenutz

Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 29, 2025, 09:09 PMThis is irrelevant to the fact that they both had those same ideals for how their offenses would be built.

Ideas and execution of those ideas can certainly bring different results.  Remember that fuckstick was spending half his time in DFW and never even moved his family to NWA. Not to mention Pittman actually did well with a lot of the players that he had recruited.

DirkPiggler

Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 29, 2025, 09:17 PMSo your point of optimism is that maybe he'll change the metrics he wants for those certain position groups just because he would be head coaching in the SEC. 

No my point is that it wasn't the metrics that were Chad's problem.  It was the fact that he was a fucking moron who couldn't lead a troop train to a whore house and who couldn't implement the things he considered his philosophy. 


Chad was far from the only guy who believed in lighter, faster OL and TE, or who claimed to want to snap the ball fast and run more plays than the other team.  He was just the dumbest, or at least the worst who was capable of selling his line of shit to people who hire coaches. 

If it doesn't work we will have plenty of time to dissect the reasons why it failed.
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SwahiliSteve

Quote from: passed on Nov 29, 2025, 09:04 PMThe comments are funny.  He posts that JB Hunt group is there and wants BP back but that was shot down.  Tyson, Scanlon & Yuracheck there.  To which someone responds with a pic of Yuracheck at GOAT Lab.  Lmao.  Fuckman is so full of shit.
does this retard still insist we are getting gruden? He's blocked me
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piglosopher

HY has got to go. The program needs an enema from the top down.

We are the worst football program in the conference, bar none. We can and deserve better.

HogJaw

Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 29, 2025, 08:24 PMBy that logic Mississippi State must have an amazing offense, if pedigree is what makes coaching.

The nobvillification of Woopig continues.

I pick buff2.0 as the guy that drank too much in our loss to Missouri, prove me wrong! :rofl:

buff2.0

Quote from: HogJaw on Nov 29, 2025, 09:35 PMI pick buff2.0 as the guy that drank too much in our loss to Missouri, prove me wrong! :rofl:

I'd ask if it would surprise you to know I don't drink, but I'm not sure I'd like the answer.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

Quote from: piglosopher on Nov 29, 2025, 09:28 PMHY has got to go. The program needs an enema from the top down.

We are the worst football program in the conference, bar none. We can and deserve better.

Why not a high-pressure enema from the bottom up? It's time to do it different.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

Quote from: DirkPiggler on Nov 29, 2025, 09:26 PMIf it doesn't work we will have plenty of time to dissect the reasons why it failed.

If the next coach flames out you can find me on an OU board.

Those small fast OL don't work in the SEC because they're lined up against big nasties at DL and DE who are bigger, stronger, and still just as fast. I hope Golesh succeeds (as long as it's here) but I haven't seen a good reason yet for why I should expect him to. Best thing I've seen of him is this.

https://x.com/patsmithradio/status/1852558124491641011?s=46&t=DTGVKlgNTKh5Nq29PdZsdg

Speaking of Tom Herman, remember when he was the next big thing because Ohio State had a hot offense under Urban Meyer?
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Rocky Mountain Hog

Watching Wommack getting carved up by an inept Auburn makes me think he'll fit in nicely here.

Show-Me Hog

Uh I need to know who the brunette was who went and got Tom Herman at the end of that video.

Barton Fink

Quote from: Rocky Mountain Hog on Nov 29, 2025, 09:47 PMWatching Wommack getting carved up by an inept Auburn makes me think he'll fit in nicely here.

Just wait till he gets a hold of that Arkansas talent.

bigpig

Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 29, 2025, 09:44 PMIf the next coach flames out you can find me on an OU board.

Those small fast OL don't work in the SEC because they're lined up against big nasties at DL and DE who are bigger, stronger, and still just as fast. I hope Golesh succeeds (as long as it's here) but I haven't seen a good reason yet for why I should expect him to. Best thing I've seen of him is this.

https://x.com/patsmithradio/status/1852558124491641011?s=46&t=DTGVKlgNTKh5Nq29PdZsdg

Speaking of Tom Herman, remember when he was the next big thing because Ohio State had a hot offense under Urban Meyer?

I like his moxie
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