The NEXT Coach

Started by PHARMHOG, Sep 28, 2025, 01:21 PM

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buff2.0

Hogville is a higher concentration of retards than even LinkedIn.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

bigpig

Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 20, 2025, 11:09 AMHogville is a higher concentration of retards than even LinkedIn.

Any time I venture over there, it reminds me of walking into a kindergarten class where the teacher is completely out of her element. Kids running wild, screaming, eating glue. Every yokle and drive-time-sports moron is posting every minute, creating new threads for all of their inane opinons.

Woopig's true official mantra is not "wear a cup." It's "RMPL" and we are all the better for it.
Lurker since 2003. Member since 2004.

Third_down_draw

Quote from: bigpig on Oct 20, 2025, 11:20 AMAny time I venture over there, it reminds me of walking into a kindergarten class where the teacher is completely out of her element. Kids running wild, screaming, eating glue. Every yokle and drive-time-sports moron is posting every minute, creating new threads for all of their inane opinons.

Woopig's true official mantra is not "wear a cup." It's "RMPL" and we are all the better for it.

Nobville always reminds me of thanksgiving with the wife's side of the family.

aaron

Quote from: bigpig on Oct 20, 2025, 11:20 AMAny time I venture over there, it reminds me of walking into a kindergarten class where the teacher is completely out of her element. Kids running wild, screaming, eating glue. Every yokle and drive-time-sports moron is posting every minute, creating new threads for all of their inane opinons.

Woopig's true official mantra is not "wear a cup." It's "RMPL" and we are all the better for it.

I went with some friends to a bar one Friday night before a home game about 12 years ago. There happened to be a large Nobville gathering there. It was EXACTLY as you would imagine.

Ray Zorback

Quote from: aaron on Oct 20, 2025, 11:48 AMI went with some friends to a bar one Friday night before a home game about 12 years ago. There happened to be a large Nobville gathering there. It was EXACTLY as you would imagine.
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BASS

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i hate fucking degens from up country
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

jethro

Quote from: Guardrail on Oct 20, 2025, 10:40 AMIs he willing to put his wife's tits up as collateral again? I ain't hatin'.

Just remember, we are more than few years down the line on them.  They may not be exactly in the same shape.

RPL

Quote from: jethro on Oct 20, 2025, 02:08 PMJust remember, we are more than few years down the line on them.  They may not be exactly in the same shape.

She's probably on her second pair by now.

BleedinRed

Quote from: jethro on Oct 20, 2025, 02:08 PMJust remember, we are more than few years down the line on them.  They may not be exactly in the same shape.

I would think any chick that allows her husband to post her tits on Woopig is making sure she keeps those things rotated and balanced - regardless of age.

BleedinRed

Quote from: RPL on Oct 20, 2025, 02:37 PMShe's probably on her second pair by now.
Or this.

Third_down_draw

Quote from: BleedinRed on Oct 20, 2025, 02:44 PMI would think any chick that allows her husband to post her tits on Woopig is making sure she keeps those things rotated and balanced - regardless of age.

She got the Michelins

FNG

Quote from: jethro on Oct 20, 2025, 02:08 PMJust remember, we are more than few years down the line on them.  They may not be exactly in the same shape.
From my recollection, it didn't exactly appear she had employed the Michelangelo of plastic surgeons in the first place.

Lurk

Quote from: FNG on Oct 20, 2025, 08:14 PMFrom my recollection, it didn't exactly appear she had employed the Michelangelo of plastic surgeons in the first place.
That's what I thought. Not pretty at all.
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

jethro

But to quote the great cinematic master piece, My Chauffeur,"There ain't no such thing as a bad titty."


The Reverend SnoopHogg

Quote from: DRYANKNPULL on Oct 20, 2025, 10:51 AMI have an old laptop somewhere that has them. I just need to clean the carburetor and I can probably get it started. I know I emailed them to Rev years ago

I probably still have them somewhere, also on an old laptop

Thin Red Swine

I hate to interrupt this plastic surgery thread, but let's get back on track.

I'd like to know who are the legit DC options for Petrino. Please don't say Muschump. Or Kevin Steele.

BASS

Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

animal

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Oct 21, 2025, 07:34 PMI hate to interrupt this plastic surgery thread, but let's get back on track.

I'd like to know who are the legit DC options for Petrino. Please don't say Muschump. Or Kevin Steele.
Mel Tucker  :D
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

Spiderham

Willie Robinson
Keith "Code Red" Burns
Reggie Herring
Coach O


Because Arkansas. 
Oak Grove in the house.

Thin Red Swine

OK, don't say anyone who has ever been on staff here either.

I'd take Durkin in a heartbeat. 

The guy at Penn State who came from Ohio State, he'll need a home. Knowles, I think his name is.