The NEXT Coach

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Barton Fink

#520
Oct 21, 2025, 08:20 PM
Durkin and Petrino worked together under Jimbo. Wonder what their relationship is like.

DrMongoose

#521
Oct 21, 2025, 08:25 PM
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

DrMongoose

#522
Oct 21, 2025, 08:30 PM
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Oct 21, 2025, 08:09 PMOK, don't say anyone who has ever been on staff here either.

I'd take Durkin in a heartbeat. 

The guy at Penn State who came from Ohio State, he'll need a home. Knowles, I think his name is.


Jim Knowles, pot chef from Oklahoma State to Ohio State to Penn State. He is the highest paid coordinator in cfb $3 million per.

https://nittanysportsnow.com/2025/10/golik-how-jim-knowles-broke-the-heart-of-the-penn-state-defense/
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

Ray Zorback

#523
Oct 21, 2025, 08:51 PM
I bet he keeps Wilson.
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HTL

#524
Oct 21, 2025, 08:58 PM
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Oct 21, 2025, 07:34 PMI hate to interrupt this plastic surgery thread, but let's get back on track.

I'd like to know who are the legit DC options for Petrino. Please don't say Muschump. Or Kevin Steele.
It would be third and Grantham.

wmr

#525
Oct 21, 2025, 09:52 PM
Quote from: HTL on Oct 20, 2025, 10:19 AMThe RV salesman duckman says it's Gruden again from his big money sources. Some people have no shame.

Some dipshit boomer 65 year old showed me a pic of Gruden on his phone at the stadium and said "you know who our next coach is gonna be?"

It's getting where the senility is nearly cute. 
I'm on smoko, so leave me alone.

TC

#526
Oct 21, 2025, 10:14 PM
Quote from: BASS on Oct 21, 2025, 07:37 PMDj durkin

My #1 as well.

He's on board a sinking ship so maybe he's looking for an exit strat, unless he thinks Auburn will give him a real shot at the HC gig once they finally shit can Freeze.
Reportedly players love playing for him, so maybe we also land a few much needed transfers on that side of the ball in the deal.

DirkPiggler

#527
Oct 22, 2025, 07:54 AM
Quote from: TC on Oct 21, 2025, 10:14 PMMy #1 as well.

He's on board a sinking ship so maybe he's looking for an exit strat, unless he thinks Auburn will give him a real shot at the HC gig once they finally shit can Freeze.
Reportedly players love playing for him, so maybe we also land a few much needed transfers on that side of the ball in the deal.

Thirded, or fourthed, or whatever. 

He's probably still too toxic to get a head coaching job too. 

You see how some people are still freaking out about rehiring the guy who had an affair and violated some HR policies.  Wait 'til they find out that our next DC killed a kid.
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

Pig Benis

#528
Oct 22, 2025, 07:59 AM
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Oct 21, 2025, 07:34 PMI hate to interrupt this plastic surgery thread, but let's get back on track.

I'd like to know who are the legit DC options for Petrino. Please don't say Muschump. Or Kevin Steele.

Biddy mentioned the DC at FSU. Not specifically to work for Bobby but that he was a good coach and had some connection to Arkansas.
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

buff2.0

#529
Oct 22, 2025, 08:26 AM
Quote from: DirkPiggler on Oct 22, 2025, 07:54 AMThirded, or fourthed, or whatever. 

He's probably still too toxic to get a head coaching job too. 

You see how some people are still freaking out about rehiring the guy who had an affair and violated some HR policies.  Wait 'til they find out that our next DC killed a kid.

The addition by subtraction in our fan base would save the program.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

DirkPiggler

#530
Oct 22, 2025, 08:33 AM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 22, 2025, 08:26 AMThe addition by subtraction in our fan base would save the program.

The donors we would lose would cost the program tens of dollars.  Maybe even dozens. 
Even more than all those lawsuits we lost back in 2012. 
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

RPL

#531
Oct 22, 2025, 01:41 PM
Quote from: DirkPiggler on Oct 22, 2025, 08:33 AMThe donors we would lose would cost the program tens of dollars.  Maybe even dozens. 
Even more than all those lawsuits we lost back in 2012. 

LISTEN, MISTER! All those lawsuits went away because we are the University of Integrity!

HogOfWar

#532
Oct 22, 2025, 02:00 PM
Quote from: RPL on Oct 22, 2025, 01:41 PMLISTEN, MISTER! All those lawsuits went away because we are the University of Integrity!

Yeah, Integrity went a Long way!
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

Third_down_draw

#533
Oct 22, 2025, 02:01 PM
Quote from: RPL on Oct 22, 2025, 01:41 PMLISTEN, MISTER! All those lawsuits went away because we are the University of Integrity!

Guess he never heard of statues of liberations.

Spiderham

#534
Oct 22, 2025, 06:03 PM
Keep this here...
Gus is in NWA (well at least Ft Smith) this week.

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Oak Grove in the house.

The Cowboy Tiger

#535
Oct 22, 2025, 06:43 PM
Quote from: Spiderham on Oct 22, 2025, 06:03 PMKeep this here...
Gus is in NWA (well at least Ft Smith) this week.

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awwwwww sheeeeit
I'm just a dark guy from a den of iniquity.

Don't go away mad.  Just go away.

BleedinRed

#536
Oct 22, 2025, 08:15 PM

arreferee

#537
Oct 23, 2025, 09:14 AM
Quote from: Spiderham on Oct 22, 2025, 06:03 PMKeep this here...
Gus is in NWA (well at least Ft Smith) this week.

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And there's a Razorback right over his head.  You know that's a sign! 

DirkPiggler

#538
Oct 23, 2025, 09:25 AM
Quote from: arreferee on Oct 23, 2025, 09:14 AMAnd there's a Razorback right over his head.  You know that's a sign! 

I hope it was taking a dump in his food.
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

Ray Zorback

#539
Oct 23, 2025, 09:53 AM
Quote from: arreferee on Oct 23, 2025, 09:14 AMAnd there's a Razorback right over his head.  You know that's a sign! 

It's popcorn hog, so that's a bad sign.
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