The NEXT Coach

Started by PHARMHOG, Sep 28, 2025, 01:21 PM

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Third_down_draw

Quote from: BleedinRed on Oct 23, 2025, 07:31 PMWe got a Gus Hugger over here!

Just trying to get a ride in the Jesuscopter.

RPL

Gus is wearing a North Carolina shirt. He's going to replace Belichick.  :popcorn:

Spiderham

Quote from: Third_down_draw on Oct 23, 2025, 07:36 PMJust trying to get a ride in the Jesuscopter.
Want some leftover Gus Catfish fillets?  He started out with some bread and 3 fillets but there is more than enough left to feed a bunch of folks...


:D
Oak Grove in the house.

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Spiderham on Oct 24, 2025, 10:18 PMWant some leftover Gus Catfish fillets?  He started out with some bread and 3 fillets but there is more than enough left to feed a bunch of folks...


:D

And he turned the water into tea.

You think it's Luzianne?

cchog

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Oct 24, 2025, 10:22 PMAnd he turned the water into tea.

You think it's Luzianne?
Decaffeinated, I suppose?

DrMongoose

Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

BASS

Please forget lashlee
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

buff2.0

I never considered Lashlee.

Hunter is wasting time and very day. We could hire Bobby and let him start preparing for next season, even if that means losing the rest of this one to get playing time for the players he wants to keep. Or, we could be reaching out to other serious prospects and trying to be the first open position to make our hire the day after the season ends.  I don't think he's doing either.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

bigpig

I can't wait to get in (and lose) a bunch of bidding wars for guys like Sumrall and Golesh, etc
Lurker since 2003. Member since 2004.

Son of Spam

Quote from: bigpig on Oct 25, 2025, 03:25 PMI can't wait to get in (and lose) a bunch of bidding wars for guys like Sumrall and Golesh, etc
Sumrall was at the Collierville HS game Friday night. I think he has a verbal from their RB.
Well, shit...

BASS

Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Son of Spam

I hope no one is expecting us to turn it around after hiring another coach. It will take years for that to happen. Whoever we hire, we are going to have to let them have several years to try and get a decent team. We had better be patient. But, I do expect to see improvement every year. If not, NEXT!
Well, shit...

Barton Fink

Quote from: Son of Spam on Oct 25, 2025, 03:37 PMI hope no one is expecting us to turn it around after hiring another coach. It will take years for that to happen. Whoever we hire, we are going to have to let them have several years to try and get a decent team. We had better be patient. But, I do expect to see improvement every year. If not, NEXT!

If a new coach brings significant backing in NIL, results can (and should) happen quick. Completely different days than when we've hired previous coaches.

Feral

Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 25, 2025, 03:19 PMI never considered Lashlee.

Hunter is wasting time and very day. We could hire Bobby and let him start preparing for next season, even if that means losing the rest of this one to get playing time for the players he wants to keep. Or, we could be reaching out to other serious prospects and trying to be the first open position to make our hire the day after the season ends.  I don't think he's doing either.

The Pittman hiring showed that Yurachek is lazy.

He did the bare minimum despite having a few weeks head start, struck out with a few people, did little to no due diligence, and then simply allowed himself to get lobbied by a few former players from a shitty era into hiring a career position coach on the brink of retirement.

Hognrock

Quote from: Son of Spam on Oct 25, 2025, 03:29 PMSumrall was at the Collierville HS game Friday night. I think he has a verbal from their RB.

Yep. Alex Collins doppelgänger is committed to them. I'd take him in a heartbeat. Sumrall and the RB

Feral

Quote from: Hognrock on Oct 25, 2025, 10:21 PMYep. Alex Collins doppelgänger is committed to them. I'd take him in a heartbeat. Sumrall and the RB

Same.

Sumrall isn't a name who's going to generate a ton of buzz in our braindead fan base, but he'd be a great hire.

DrMongoose

#576
Willie Fritz deserves a call but it won't happen.

Who do the money people want?
We know fletcher is backing Bobby.
The NWA money still want Lashlee after he had a bd loss loss at wake?
Does Tyson care about football?
Stephens?
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

Lurk

If not Bobby, Ryan Silverfield.
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

Borenutz

Quote from: Lurk on Oct 25, 2025, 10:51 PMIf not Bobby, Ryan Silverfield.

I just don't think he's a good fit. Idk why but I think he'd get chewed up in the sec. 

I will say that I think he's a good guy, even moreso than Pittman. I wouldn't be pissed about him, but It would be more of the same. I think he would be an upgrade over Pittman but not to a large degree.

Piggielicious

Quote from: Lurk on Oct 25, 2025, 10:51 PMIf not Bobby, Ryan Silverfield.
If not Bobby then shut it all down because we have morons running the show.