Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread

[Thin Red Swine]

They even talked about it first. Then dropped the yellow hanky.

The only difference was the QB didn't hit the defender with the ball, but threw it past him into the ground. That shouldn't make any difference whatsoever, both are intentional grounding.

It actually hit his own lineman, one-hopped off his leg.

[Feral]

Yes.  The time to make that move was last November.  Hunter botched it yet again to save the college athletics equivalent of couch cushion money. 

Exactly.

I've said it before, but we majorly fucked up but not firing Sam after the Mizzou meltdown last year.

Literally no one else was hiring. We were 6-6, bowl bound, and in decent shape in terms of the perception of our job.

But no, in typical Arkansas fashion we chose wrong, and opted to roll the dice with a washed up, lazy coach for one more season and ultimately bottom out and enter the most crowded coaching carousel season ever and with the national perceptions of our program back at Chad levels.

Yurachek has to go.

[Barton Fink]

He was out there.   Saw him a few times. 

He should get at least 5 targets a game.

[Texzilla]

We have the worst talent in the SEC. Not a coach breathing would change that.

Most of these players will portal out again.  New coach new players.

[animal]

Most of these players will portal out again.  New coach new players.

I'm not seeing a downside 

[HogOfWar]

Most of these players will portal out again.  New coach new players.

Until we start paying players to stay like other pro sports, this will be the norm every three to four years.

[buff2.0]

For some reason I watched that goal line failure again.  We weren't man enough to score on that possession.  The country's dumbest fanbase is screaming that we should have run it wide and that Bobby is washed, but we all know if that hadn't worked they'd be telling us that we should have just lined up and punched it down their throats.  The fact that we couldn't even pick up a dick length isn't lost on me.

[buff2.0]

Most of these players will portal out again.  New coach new players.

This gets me excited.  Edit to add this from Kirby Smart.

We play like we got the checks and no contact during the offseason.  Should have been throwing the defense at Taylen instead of letting him learn how to make reads from playing a VR game.

https://x.com/CJVogel_OTF/status/1989963744437571992?s=20

[Barton Fink]

For some reason I watched that goal line failure again.  We weren't man enough to score on that possession.  The country's dumbest fanbase is screaming that we should have run it wide and that Bobby is washed, but we all know if that hadn't worked they'd be telling us that we should have just lined up and punched it down their throats.  The fact that we couldn't even pick up a dick length isn't lost on me.

Spot on.

[Barton Fink]

I'm not seeing a downside

Curious to see where our players portal to. That should settle the talent debate.

[jdcatty]

I just realized something...where the hell was Rohan Jones today??

I don't remember a single attempt to get him the ball.

[buff2.0]

Curious to see where our players portal to. That should settle the talent debate.

Arkansas State is going to have to make some room.

[DirkPiggler]

Spot on.

I don't understand why we don't have a lineman in the backfield to tush push in that situation.  Otherwise he called exactly what I would have. 

[Barton Fink]

Put Coleman back there like we did earlier this year.

[Thin Red Swine]

For some reason I watched that goal line failure again.  We weren't man enough to score on that possession.  The country's dumbest fanbase is screaming that we should have run it wide and that Bobby is washed, but we all know if that hadn't worked they'd be telling us that we should have just lined up and punched it down their throats.  The fact that we couldn't even pick up a dick length isn't lost on me.

It wasn't that close.

Braggart. 

[buff2.0]

It wasn't that close.

Braggart. 

Would have been if it was a September game

[The Whyte Boar]

It wasn't that close.

Braggart. 

Depends on whose dick you're using.

[Thin Red Swine]

Depends on whose dick you're using.

Thanks, Captain Obvious.

[Jean Lafitte]

This is a really awful football season for both LSU and Arkansas.

[bigpig]

This is a really awful football season for both LSU and Arkansas.

Little more awful for us though.

Granted, LSUs search seems to be going worse, but they'll probably end up getting a better hire out of it.