Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread

Started by Too Big Pig, Nov 15, 2025, 08:12 AM

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Show-Me Hog

Quote from: vegashog on Nov 15, 2025, 03:09 PMthis program is cursed, snakebit, whatever the fuck you want to call it. right or wrong, the stink is on everyone of the players and coaches. just get this shit over with.



It's a tough thing being both retarded and cursed. Kind of a double whammy. Basketball season!

wmr

Quote from: HogglyWoggly on Nov 15, 2025, 03:05 PMGod hates the Razorbacks

I have to believe that God doesn't care about sports.

Because if he does, then he fucking despises me and all my friends. 
I'm on smoko, so leave me alone.

Too Big Pig

At least all the Coonasses who bet LSU to cover were screwed by their own man sliding instead of going in for the score.
"When life gives you lemons...fuck life"
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Barton Fink

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 03:19 PMI don't know. You're the talent expert.

We've been down this road. It's not a single issue.

Even if one subscribes to the theory that the coaching has stretched the low talent to get in position in so many games, they'd break through one of them if he's that much of a miracle worker.


Every recruiting service has us in the bottom of the SEC in talent. As for breaking through, that's your opinion. At this point, the memtal aspect has taken over and they expect to lose these games.

Pumpkin Escobar

Quote from: Barton Fink on Nov 15, 2025, 03:06 PMWe have the worst talent in the SEC. Not a coach breathing would change that.


No we don't. We'd be getting blown out every game if we did. Winning and losing are cultures.
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HTL

Quote from: TC on Nov 15, 2025, 03:15 PMYou PDS is even worse than your TDS. It's really impressive.
You're not a winner. No one is hiring Bobby.

GeoHogsGeo

We lose to the discombobulated LSU football administration, we should shutter the doors and close down our organization....we are pathetic.
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Rocky Mountain Hog

Quote from: GeoHogsGeo on Nov 15, 2025, 03:33 PMWe lose to the discombobulated LSU football administration, we should shutter the doors and close down our organization....we are pathetic.

AAC just might take us.

HOGSRUNWILD

Yeah I'm shutting it down and moving on to basketball.

Natty_Ice

I can't believe we still have 2 more weeks of this
Things of that nature

Barton Fink

Quote from: Pumpkin Escobar on Nov 15, 2025, 03:32 PMNo we don't. We'd be getting blown out every game if we did. Winning and losing are cultures.


Then why in every HS recruiting ranking and every portal ranking are we dead last?

These guys watch tape of every game and still make the same mistakes. We have Oline who can't block a guy directly in front of him. We have a QB that misses receivers at nauseum and throws into triple coverage. Dbacks that haven't ONCE turned to make a play on the ball. But sure, the talent is there.


Replace BP with any of the coaching candidates we're looking at and there is a very high probability you have the same results.

Son of Spam

Quote from: Natty_Ice on Nov 15, 2025, 03:39 PMI can't believe we still have 2 more weeks of this
We should all be numb to the pain by now. Two more weeks isn't going to matter.
Well, shit...

Show-Me Hog

Quote from: Barton Fink on Nov 15, 2025, 03:40 PMThen why in every HS recruiting ranking and every portal ranking are we dead last?

These guys watch tape of every game and still make the same mistakes. We have Oline who can't block a guy directly in front of him. We have a QB that misses receivers at nauseum and throws into triple coverage. Dbacks that haven't ONCE turned to make a play on the ball. But sure, the talent is there.


Replace BP with any of the coaching candidates we're looking at and there is a very high probability you have the same results.

It doesn't matter. You can't keep a coach who hasn't won a darn thing, in the exact same manner as before he became interim. It doesn't matter if he is to blame. You just can't do it. It also doesn't matter if anyone else is better. That doesn't matter. You have to try something new.

It doesn't even matter whether that makes sense or not. It's just the way it is.

TC

Quote from: HTL on Nov 15, 2025, 03:32 PMYou're not a winner. No one is hiring Bobby.

Your boy set this shit show in motion and not even Saban could've saved this season. So congrats, you'll get your wish and satisfy your PDS.

buff2.0

Look on the bright side. We are THE 8-loss team that nobody wants to play right now.
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Barton Fink

If you look back to when BP was named interim, I said it was a very long shot he would be hired. Odds were greatly stacked against him.


Is he the best person for the job? Who knows, but there isn't anyone we are mentioning that I have 100% confidence is any better.

Lurk

Thank goodness, I'm not the curse. I didn't even know when it was on. What soul crushing way did we lose this time?
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

Pumpkin Escobar

Quote from: Barton Fink on Nov 15, 2025, 03:40 PMThen why in every HS recruiting ranking and every portal ranking are we dead last?

These guys watch tape of every game and still make the same mistakes. We have Oline who can't block a guy directly in front of him. We have a QB that misses receivers at nauseum and throws into triple coverage. Dbacks that haven't ONCE turned to make a play on the ball. But sure, the talent is there.


Replace BP with any of the coaching candidates we're looking at and there is a very high probability you have the same results.


Effort and competing aren't the same thing. You don't lose this many close games before and after Titboss, just on talent.
An rud nach leigheasann im ná uisce beatha níl aon leigheas air.

Son of Spam

Quote from: Lurk on Nov 15, 2025, 03:48 PMThank goodness, I'm not the curse. I didn't even know when it was on. What soul crushing way did we lose this time?
Too many to mention.
Well, shit...

Hogfan58

Quote from: Barton Fink on Nov 15, 2025, 03:40 PMThen why in every HS recruiting ranking and every portal ranking are we dead last?

These guys watch tape of every game and still make the same mistakes. We have Oline who can't block a guy directly in front of him. We have a QB that misses receivers at nauseum and throws into triple coverage. Dbacks that haven't ONCE turned to make a play on the ball. But sure, the talent is there.


Replace BP with any of the coaching candidates we're looking at and there is a very high probability you have the same results.

We might have 2 or 3 players on offense that would start/play on most SEC teams; we have 0 on defense.
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