2026 NFL SEASON Official Mega Thread

Started by HughJasole, May 11, 2026, 11:31 AM

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BASS

Bills helmets make me think Captain falcon
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Show-Me Hog

Quote from: Texzilla on Sep 27, 2026, 12:06 PMThe bills alternative unis look like they were ordered from Temu.

Flipped it over and thought it was the Seattle Seahawks.

animal

When did the Montreal Alouettes move into the NFL
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

BASS

How in the holy hell is Drake maye this year the same guy that was an mvp candidate last year?

I accidentally turned on autodraft during my fantasy league's live draft and my 5th and 6th picks were autodraft. I got maye with the 5th pick and I wasn't planning on drafting a qb until at least the 7th round.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

DrMongoose

Cam Little just missed a 70 yard FG - wide left by a foot with plenty of distance
Check your damn blood pressure!

"But I think we're set up to compete really well in the Southeastern Conference, especially now with the new revenue sharing model."." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

Show-Me Hog

Just saw a shot of the stands in Miami vs. KC.

Most fans are disguised as seats. What's going on down there?

Boarat

Coker and Achane went down with injuries. Awesome for my fantasy team

HughJasole

Quote from: BASS on Sep 27, 2026, 01:29 PMHow in the holy hell is Drake maye this year the same guy that was an mvp candidate last year?

I accidentally turned on autodraft during my fantasy league's live draft and my 5th and 6th picks were autodraft. I got maye with the 5th pick and I wasn't planning on drafting a qb until at least the 7th round.

Played an easy schedule and there was only one year of tape to go on. People studied him all off-season, and now he doesn't have a go-to receiver until November.

Texzilla

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 27, 2026, 01:43 PMJust saw a shot of the stands in Miami vs. KC.

Most fans are disguised as seats. What's going on down there?

Miami has a tough time drawing a crowd even in good times; have a team that sucks this bad no one is going to the games.

Sus-Scrofa

Justin Jefferson in the medical tent with an ankle.

Of course that would happen.

animal

Quote from: Texzilla on Sep 27, 2026, 03:36 PMMiami has a tough time drawing a crowd even in good times; have a team that sucks this bad no one is going to the games.
They need a free Coke promotion or something.
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

BASS

Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 27, 2026, 03:42 PMJustin Jefferson in the medical tent with an ankle.

Of course that would happen.

Yeah, he was my first pick in the fantasy draft
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

vegashog


BASS

I wonder what Joan Jett's royalties are for that song. They use the music to "I hate myself for loving you".
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 27, 2026, 01:43 PMJust saw a shot of the stands in Miami vs. KC.

Most fans are disguised as seats. What's going on down there?

Think Arkansas, but aqua and orange.

It's brutal being a fan of both.

The uninspired coaching hires are the most eerily similar facets.

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."


TC

Matthew Stafford is one crazy mofo.

HughJasole

Dak Prescott era needs to be over after this year.

vegashog

i don't know why dallas would kick off into the end zone and give the ravens the ball at the 35. any kind of return would have burned almost all of the 7 seconds left.