What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread

Started by BASS, Sep 11, 2026, 09:25 PM

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Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Feral on Sep 12, 2026, 10:59 PMThis is going to be one of the more embarrassing losses we'll have ever experienced.

They keep scoring so fast, it just messes you up.

It's officially Sunday here, so I'm out.

Hopefully we'll hold 'em under 70.

bigpig

A penalty on the first play?

Are we sure Nutt isn't already back?
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BleedinRed

And a fucking delay of game coming out of the kickoff.  

Natty_Ice

Quote from: Feral on Sep 12, 2026, 11:00 PMSilverfield isn't even fucking saying anything on the sideline.

Literally every time the camera cuts to him he's staring dispassionately.

No ass chewing. No talking. No coaching. Nothing.

This is going to be awful.

but he's not fat!
Things of that nature

Barton Fink


HOGSRUNWILD

If KJ comes out after the half, fire the entire staff on the spot and HY too and make that faggot walk back home.

BleedinRed

Three timeouts.  Let 8 seconds run off the clock before calling your first.  

Feral


TC

Quote from: razor5396 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:56 PMThis is what 14 years of Good Ole Boyism and Cronyism gets you. Fuck every faggot that excused this shit for the last 14 years.

It goes back farther than that. Franks ego ran Lou off to a Natty at ND. Then whiffed on Jimmy Johnson who went to Miami and did the same.

mde114

Silverware is over his head. This is worse than Morris.

BleedinRed

Quote from: razor5396 on Sep 12, 2026, 11:01 PMHunter has to go tomorrow. There is no one left to fire. All I feel is pure hatred for Arkansas Football at this point.
I almost posted the same comment about the hatred.   

Sus-Scrofa

Quote from: Natty_Ice on Sep 12, 2026, 11:02 PMbut he's not fat!
Not yet.  He may get Bertified over the course of the season.

bigpig

Quote from: Feral on Sep 12, 2026, 11:03 PMDing ding ding

That USC team was an all timer who competed for the natty.

This is just an average Utah team that won't even see the second round of the CFP
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Boarat


buff2.0

Quote from: Boarat on Sep 12, 2026, 10:56 PMEric Morris skullfucked Dan Lanning today fwiw

Auburn currently up 43-8 on Southern Miss. 
Florida beat Campbell (who) 52-3.

We can't beat the brakes off the cupcakes, much less a Big 12 school.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

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SwahiliSteve

I bet some of you in that game prediction thread for the season are rethinking your wins now
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

bigpig

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buff2.0

Quote from: TC on Sep 12, 2026, 11:03 PMIt goes back farther than that. Franks ego ran Lou off to a Natty at ND. Then whiffed on Jimmy Johnson who went to Miami and did the same.

Frank made sure he got a statue but Nolan didn't.  We've been cursed ever since.  (We were cursed before, Nolan was just an angry wizard).
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

HOGSRUNWILD

Our RT just got bull rushed straight back into the QB.  What a weak-ass pussy.

Natty_Ice

KJ reminds me of a nervous Chihuahua. 
Things of that nature