What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread

Started by BASS, Sep 11, 2026, 09:25 PM

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Spiderham

Oak Grove in the house.

mde114

Quote from: Barton Fink on Sep 12, 2026, 11:16 PMNo decent coach is gonna come near this shit show off a program.

This is what Arkansas fans refuse to believe. We just don't have the resources to compete in todays game.

buff2.0

Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 12, 2026, 11:14 PMSo now, best case scenario, after they give Silverfield two, probably inexplicably three years, maybe we can try again and have a decent team in 2030.

No coach is coming in here and fixing this quickly.  Going to take long enough to beat the pussy out of the entire program and overhaul the whole roster probably twice. 

The program had a choice, and it made the wrong one.  Yet again.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Natty_Ice

This is where coaching careers come to die.
Things of that nature

buff2.0

Quote from: Barton Fink on Sep 12, 2026, 11:07 PMBiddy should do his walk and talk at half

He should throw himself off the top of the stadium, in protest.

Biddy, if you're reading this, I'm serious.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Zoso


Barton Fink

Just wait till we get UGA next week

Loma

Our quarterback's QBR 39.5.

He is averaging more yards per run than yards per pass.

At the half.

At least we are not Oregon. 🤣

Barton Fink


Gambler

Quote from: Barton Fink on Sep 12, 2026, 11:23 PMJust wait till we get UGA next week
Hopefully, they'll call it at halftime.

razor5396


Rocky Mountain Hog

Quote from: Barton Fink on Sep 12, 2026, 11:23 PMJust wait till we get UGA next week

Can we just say the entire team caught COVID and we have to forfeit? Is that still a thing?

bigpig

Just a reminder that Utah was getting ready for their first year in the PAC12, coming from the Mtn West, when we fired Bobby.

Today they are a perennial top 25 program with multiple accomplishments.

And pur claim to fame has been the Liberty Bowl.
Lurker since 2003. Member since 2004.

Sus-Scrofa

Let's just seal up Razorback Stadium, flood it, and give it to the bass fishing team.  Arena fishing with the upper deck stands for spectators.

That'll be our niche.

bigpig

Lurker since 2003. Member since 2004.

buff2.0

Bruh you can't get stiff armed like that lol
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

mde114


Barton Fink


buff2.0

It slipped out and we put it back in
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

mde114

That shot of Siverware says it all