What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread

Started by BASS, Sep 11, 2026, 09:25 PM

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Barton Fink

Biddy should do his walk and talk at half

buff2.0

Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Sep 12, 2026, 11:05 PMI bet some of you in that game prediction thread for the season are rethinking your wins now

Yeah, I was optimistic.

Quote from: buff2.0 on Aug 26, 2026, 11:46 AMHey hey
ho ho
it won't be no Cotton Bowl

3-9, best case.  We leave the season wondering what the fuck we've gotten into with this coach, but at the same time not really blaming him for a woeful lack of talent... and optimistic that next year we can maybe almost make the country think we're going to sniff a bowl game if enough other teams decline.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

bigpig

Quote from: Barton Fink on Sep 12, 2026, 11:07 PMBiddy should do his walk and talk at half

It should end with him coming into the locker room and cracking a folding chair over Silverware's dome
Lurker since 2003. Member since 2004.

Gambler

Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Sep 12, 2026, 11:05 PMI bet some of you in that game prediction thread for the season are rethinking your wins now
I picked 5 games too many.

mde114

I would like to publicly apologize to Mike Washington and Taylon Green.

Thank you for your service to this shitshow of a football program.

TC

Don't repeat I said this, but I'd help Gus move his furniture out of storage right about now.

Barton Fink

Last year's team would boatrace this team.

mde114


Sus-Scrofa

So now, best case scenario, after they give Silverfield two, probably inexplicably three years, maybe we can try again and have a decent team in 2030.

Barton Fink

Quote from: TC on Sep 12, 2026, 11:13 PMDon't repeat I said this, but I'd help Gus move his furniture out of storage right about now.

Same and never in my life did I think I'd utter those words.

Feral

Quote from: TC on Sep 12, 2026, 11:13 PMDon't repeat I said this, but I'd help Gus move his furniture out of storage right about now.

Literally said this to my son on a walk today.

"Hell, I probably wouldn't have been mad if we'd just gotten it over with and hired Gus finally."

DrMongoose

Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 12, 2026, 11:14 PMSo now, best case scenario, after they give Silverfield two, probably inexplicably three years, maybe we can try again and have a decent team in 2030.

We best hope the super conference does not form soon or we'll be with Clemson in the sun belt.
Check your damn blood pressure!

"But I think we're set up to compete really well in the Southeastern Conference, especially now with the new revenue sharing model."." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

BleedinRed

Quote from: TC on Sep 12, 2026, 11:13 PMDon't repeat I said this, but I'd help Gus move his furniture out of storage right about now.
Jesus.  Things are at their worst but there is no reason go full retard.  

The Whyte Boar

Quote from: Barton Fink on Sep 12, 2026, 11:15 PMSame and never in my life did I think I'd utter those words.

I felt that way after watching him at the TD club.

Barton Fink

Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 12, 2026, 11:14 PMSo now, best case scenario, after they give Silverfield two, probably inexplicably three years, maybe we can try again and have a decent team in 2030.

No decent coach is gonna come near this shit show off a program.

Sus-Scrofa

Quote from: Feral on Sep 12, 2026, 11:15 PMLiterally said this to my son on a walk today.

"Hell, I probably wouldn't have been mad if we'd just gotten it over with and hired Gus finally."
Get all that Shiloh NIL money.

Barton Fink

Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 11:16 PMJesus.  Things are at their worst but there is no reason go full retard. 

Gus is better than this clown.

Ray Zorback

According to Biddy, we spent 5-6 million more on our roster than they did. Yet, they are better at every single position.
irritatingly incompetent & infuriatingly unhelpful

jdcatty

We have not offense.  We have no defense. 

This is where we are.
Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

BleedinRed