An Athletic Director Thread

Started by Show-Me Hog, Sep 20, 2026, 09:13 AM

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wmr

Quote from: animal on Sep 23, 2026, 04:22 PMHY told everyone today that he's basically retarded and apparently nobody noticed.

Anyone with a triple-digit IQ who pays attention has known he sucks at his job for at least the past six years.

I'm most amazed that it had to get this bad for the normies to figure it out. 

He's fucking terrible and completely out of his depth.
I'm on smoko, so leave me alone.

animal

He's the only AD out of 18 in the conference to admit to and in practice "fail to embrace NIL" in a conference where it clearly means more to everyone with the exception of Arkansas. Even fucking Vandy gets it.


How in the blue fuck does this clown still have a job?



As I recall his biggest selling point when hired was that he's oversaw the renovation of stadium projects in the past and his biggest task was keeping the budget and paying that shit off quickly. I'm not sure where we're at with that but I gather he's accomplished that task and so maybe fiscally he's a good AD in the eyes of his nerd bosses. Okay fine but at some point you have to send the guy packing because he sucks.

"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it


buff2.0

We don't even have an AMEX Platinum card sitting around?
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."


Pig Benis

The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

Boarat

I would've fired him on the spot for the 6-7 bullshit on national TV.



SwahiliSteve

Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Sep 24, 2026, 02:39 PMhttps://x.com/keithlgrayson/status/2102921133783908508?s=46
why do we pay him this much when he has done so little? Who's in charge of the performance evaluation?
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

Barton Fink

Imagine sometime telling you at the end of the Long tenure that the next AD would get dragged through the dirt worse than Long was.

In an area littered with respected business folks and decision makers, we sure can't seem to hire the right people at the university.

The Whyte Boar

Well, it would appear that Chuck and Bo just poured gasoline on a smoldering fire instead of water this morning.  People ain't having it.

HogOfWar

Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Sep 24, 2026, 03:55 PMWell, it would appear that Chuck and Bo just poured gasoline on a smoldering fire instead of water this morning.  People ain't having it.

Did they call us terrorists again for wanting change?
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

Barton Fink

Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Sep 24, 2026, 03:55 PMWell, it would appear that Chuck and Bo just poured gasoline on a smoldering fire instead of water this morning.  People ain't having it.

Did you expect any less?

Vito Porkleone

Chuck can fuck right off.  I've hated that bastard since the Nutt days.  The fact that he is the "Voice of the Razorbacks" still chaps my ass.

animal

Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Sep 24, 2026, 12:07 PMThis is why we fucking suck.

https://x.com/johnnaborsshow/status/2103154114180022457?s=46
Somehow I'm betting Cal gets whatever the fuck he wants. We don't have to wonder why it takes a half dozen coaches turning us down every time before some sucker takes the gig.
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it


The Whyte Boar

#117
So RS was hired on November 30.

Allegedly he got a 7 figure donation during the Louisville game on 12/3.  HY wouldn't let him use it during the January portal period because they already had a budget planned out for the year.

He spent the whole month of December fundraising and couldn't use any of the money this year.

I'm going to cut him some slack on not bringing in a QB with those constraints.  HY cut him off at the knees.

BASS

Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

flash23

I hope Brett McMurphy gets fired too.