A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)

[buff2.0]

Every time this guy scrambles there's a holding call.  Refs are giving us all the favors for the season in one game.

[BASS]

Defense is playing like you'd expect against Tulsa. Glad to see they finally give a shit.

Offense.... Still kinda sucks against... Whatever conference this is defense

[BASS]

Every time this guy scrambles there's a holding call.  Refs are giving us all the favors for the season in one game.

they've seen us play. they feel sorry for us.

[Barton Fink]

Defense is playing like you'd expect against Tulsa. Glad to see they finally give a shit.

Offense.... Still kinda sucks against... Whatever conference this is defense

We're tracking much better than the last few years

[Snorts]

The color guy. I didn't catch the start of the game. He is for real, right?
I mean, he's not a joke, or a last second emergency replacement? 

[Show-Me Hog]

Every time this guy scrambles there's a holding call.  Refs are giving us all the favors for the season in one game.

I actually see more than they are calling. Every time the Tulsa quarterback drops back, we have one or two defensive players closer to the quarterback than whoever is blocking them, but they can't separate from the blocker. The only explanation for that would be they're being held. Or, maybe they just really suck. That's a distinct possibility.

[buff2.0]

The color guy. I didn't catch the start of the game. He is for real, right?
I mean, he's not a joke, or a last second emergency replacement?

Waterslide accident.  He fell on his head.

[BASS]

At least we aren't losing

[Show-Me Hog]

Most of the time our 3rd down play calls are pure WTF.

[Barton Fink]

These weird roll outs to KJs right is mind boggling

[Barton Fink]

Let's get a TO here

[Natty_Ice]

How can Cramsey be so worthless?

[The Whyte Boar]

Our offense is high schoolish.

[BASS]

How can Cramsey be so worthless?

Sometimes God is cruel to a set of parents

[egregious]

The color guy.

I think you are supposed to refer to him as the guy of color.

[buff2.0]

Tulsa is like us, only shittier.

[bigpig]

Oh good, we're using our TOs to give us one more chance to go 3 and out before half

[Barton Fink]

Oh good, we're using our TOs to give us one more chance to go 3 and out before half

Really need points here

[Guardrail]

Our offense is high schoolish.

This whole game is high schoolish. What a boring game.

[buff2.0]

Oh good, we're using our TOs to give us one more chance to go 3 and out before half

There's still time to turn a screen into a pick-six