A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)

Started by BASS, Sep 26, 2026, 10:19 AM

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BASS

Did we just complete a pass ten yards behind the line?
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DirkPiggler

Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 26, 2026, 08:16 PMTulsa is like us, only shittier.

They beat Oregon. 









Using the transitive property.
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

Show-Me Hog

A pass all the way across the field to the sideline that is complete for -4 yards is special. Just special.

RazorB

Quote from: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 08:18 PMDid we just complete a pass ten yards behind the line?

It was thrown to 1976.

DrMongoose

I would like to see silverfield yell at someone, maybe go nut punch Hunter
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BASS

We should deduct $100k from rs's paycheck for every offensive play platt is not on the field. He's by far our best offensive player.
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Show-Me Hog

So last week we rotated quarterbacks against a good team, and it was pretty even though I thought Hill did slightly better.

So the result of that is that the other quarterback gets all the snaps against a bad team?

I truly am lost.

BleedinRed

Doubled our first half point output. 

Charlie talking about how we decided we are good.  

Barton Fink

Cramsey looks like he manages your local McDonald's

buff2.0

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 26, 2026, 08:21 PMSo last week we rotated quarterbacks against a good team, and it was pretty even though I thought Hill did slightly better.

So the result of that is that the other quarterback gets all the snaps against a bad team?

I truly am lost.

Well, the playbook is set up for a left handed QB rolling right.  Cramsey hasn't had time to redraw it all for a right handed QB rolling left.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

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BASS

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Barton Fink

Quote from: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 08:21 PMWe should deduct $100k from rs's paycheck for every offensive play platt is not on the field. He's by far our best offensive player.

over Marshall?

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buff2.0

Quote from: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 08:22 PMCramsey looks like he manages your local McDonald's

The one that spits in my food or the one that makes me wait in the drive-thru 10 minutes for cold fries?
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

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