Rocky Top Beatdown - The Tennessee Game Thread

[Show-Me Hog]

Anybody got a dead hooker?

Er, why do you ask?

 

[buff2.0]

Anybody got a dead hooker?

A live child would work.  Is there an orphanage nearby?  How about evidence that our Football Operations Center is two weeks from developing a nuclear weapon for Iran?

[razor5396]

We should have cleared out the stadium and let the A-10s level it.

[Thin Red Swine]

Figure out a reason to fire him for cause. Blow it all up. Start over.

Thank JFB we have an AD who is on record as starting this trend.

Pink slip oughta be served by midnight.

[bigpig]

Alex Mortenson would have us 4-2 right now.

[BleedinRed]

I went hiking with the family so was keeping up through half time.  Completely forgot to come back for the second half.  Not knowing who won I came to Woopig. 

Picked up on page 3 and red through page 6. The positivity and excitement was great to read. I thought for sure we won.  I went ahead and skipped to this page.  What a let down.  Again.  

[Boarat]

Where is Jessica dorrell when you need her

[Piggielicious]

Losers gonna lose. 4-1-12 is the day Arkansas football died. It's a losing program run by losers so losing is what you will get until the losers are replaced with winners.

[Barton Fink]

I went hiking with the family so was keeping up through half time.  Completely forgot to come back for the second half.  Not knowing who won I came to Woopig.

Picked up on page 3 and red through page 6. The positivity and excitement was great to read. I thought for sure we won.  I went ahead and skipped to this page.  What a let down.  Again. 

You were spared. This loss will make you 10x more upset seeing it played out.

[Thin Red Swine]

Where is Jessica dorrell when you need her

We could just hire her as coach. She's definitely had enough excellence pissed into her.

[PorkyPig]

Kelley would be a better coach.

You're right. At least he's got balls.

[gorillawarfare]

You have to go out on your shield there.  Small chance you convert virtually zero chance if you punt but more importantly you tell the team the fans and the entire fucking planet you don't play to win by punting there.  Loser decision by a fucking loser.  I won't watch another snap this year just because this fucking loser quit on an under funded under talented team that tried their ass off today. 

[animal]

Er, why do you ask?

 

some people have different tastes in women. Respect his choices!

[Sus-Scrofa]

Running on third and long twice in the fourth.  Literally planning on punting.

Then punting under two minutes with three time outs hoping you get the ball back with no timeouts for a Hail Mary.

Do you think Silverfield realizes how many of his problems he almost fixed with that third quarter?  Only to piss it all away in the fourth.

[razor5396]

There is no hope left. I feel nothing. The only reason we are relevant in basketball is because chicken man is friends with one of the greatest basketball coaches of all time. Our BOT somehow pissed off Walmart and now we are eternally fucked. Congrats Arkansas, you Arkanasas'd yourself.

[bigpig]

It was the most play not to lose coaching decision I've ever seen.

It was basically play not to win.

The most gutless and cowardly thing I've ever seen a Hog coach do

[Show-Me Hog]

You know when you're a shitty golfer and most of the time you hit shanks and chunks and putts 3 feet past the hole but then you hit a 3-hole stretch of par-par-birdie and you piped a drive and chipped in from a bunker and you convince yourself THIS IS THE REAL ME and you are a good golfer if only you could play all the time like you did those three holes. YOU HAVE IT IN YOU.

That was our 3rd quarter. Which means we're stuck with Cramsey. Because that's the "real him" and his offense despite the evidence of the other 23 quarters this year, especially the 4th quarter and those two astonishing third and long runs.

[Barton Fink]

RS was looking at it as not getting down by 2 scores. That's an extremely pessimistic way of looking at it. Our BEST chance to win was converting the 4th down and still having 3 TOs. We removed the best option to win the game.

Gold!
https://x.com/pinto479/status/2109099600242225320

[gorillawarfare]

3rd and long run is fine if you got for it on 4th down.  If you go 3rd and long run and punt you're just a fucking retard.

[Zoso]

Just got back from the game. We sat on the 3rd row on the 40.

We have the players. We were knocking heads with Tennessee.

Our coach let us down.

Why in the FUCK do you punt with less than TWO MINUTES when it's 4th and mangable?!?!

It makes ZERO sense! All Tenner had to do was run out the clock after that. That's next level stupidity.

I was willing to give Silverfuck some time but today told me all I needed to know.

He is NOT our guy. I know we throw this phrase around a lot but he really is Chad.2.

I'm done.