Razorback Football

Started by Silence Of The Hams, Mar 08, 2023, 03:32 PM

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BASS

I'm leaning into my Mrs Richardson Santeria voodoo curse conspiracy theory
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

The Whyte Boar

I wish he was Stalin.  Stalin whatever else you want to say about him, was damned competent. 

mde114

Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 17, 2026, 06:51 PMIf we were any other school I'd say this is asinine

Got to admit, this is 💯 true.

Boarat

https://x.com/nickyperks/status/2100666569936224439?s=46&t=Z4r2QIiNNsZM5Lty4ufQXQ

Worse than Chaggie. We gotta blow it up. Figure out any reason for cause and litigate it. Clean house from top to bottom.

BASS

Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 17, 2026, 06:51 PMIf we were any other school I'd say this is asinine

My girlfriend. I give her ass a nine!
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

animal

Didn't we just blow it up? I mean we only blew up the expendable part...not the really important part (the suits) that's the bell cow of Arkansas athletics for last 15 years or so. 

In any case what happens when we blow it up? I'll answer for everyone. It's a rebuild time. That means we'll suck for 2-3 years then get mediocre...then get bored with mediocre and then fire the coach and wash, rinse, repeat. 
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

The Whyte Boar

Quote from: animal on Sep 17, 2026, 08:12 PMDidn't we just blow it up? I mean we only blew up the expendable part...not the really important part (the suits) that's the bell cow of Arkansas athletics for last 15 years or so.

In any case what happens when we blow it up? I'll answer for everyone. It's a rebuild time. That means we'll suck for 2-3 years then get mediocre...then get bored with mediocre and then fire the coach and wash, rinse, repeat.

No, we'll get 75 new players next year and suck just as bad.

buff2.0

Quote from: Boarat on Sep 17, 2026, 01:12 PMhttps://x.com/dr_jwill/status/2100609737251291647?s=46&t=Z4r2QIiNNsZM5Lty4ufQXQ

It really is that bad.

Someone who has to be a top 10 donor annually told me Golesh also wanted the job and HY bungled it.

Figured I'd sit down and watch Brooks Austin's video, mostly out of sympathy.  Now I'm gonna go drink vodka and cry in the shower.

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BleedinRed

Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 17, 2026, 08:43 PMFigured I'd sit down and watch Brooks Austin's video, mostly out of sympathy.  Now I'm gonna go drink vodka and cry in the shower.

I watched it earlier.  Wish I hadn't.  I'm good.  

buff2.0

Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 17, 2026, 09:15 PMI watched it earlier.  Wish I hadn't.  I'm good. 

I don't even own vodka.  Fortunately my neighbor still had a leftover bottle from celebrating his divorce.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Barton Fink

First 1000 fans that show up Saturday get a Razorback stool and 6ft of rope.

BleedinRed

Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 17, 2026, 09:30 PMI don't even own vodka.  Fortunately my neighbor still had a leftover bottle from celebrating his divorce.
Celebrating his divorce from his wife, the Hogs, or both?

buff2.0

Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 17, 2026, 10:01 PMCelebrating his divorce from his wife, the Hogs, or both?

I didn't even ask. He stopped talking about the Razorbacks years ago.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BleedinRed

Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 17, 2026, 10:12 PMI didn't even ask. He stopped talking about the Razorbacks years ago.
Sounds like he might be living his best life these days.  Good for him.  

bigpig

Quote from: Barton Fink on Sep 17, 2026, 09:49 PMFirst 1000 fans that show up Saturday get a Razorback stool and 6ft of rope.

There'll be a lot of leftover rope.
Lurker since 2003. Member since 2004.

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

Are we on the verge of a Civil War?  I don't agree with their side but I gotta bang with my homies in the Rock if so.

https://x.com/claude_rector/status/2100388331003503039?s=20
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

bigpig

Lurker since 2003. Member since 2004.

bigpig

I went looking for the Fayvillains thread we used to have but it was a couple years old, so I didn't bump it.

While looking, I found the "Ryan Silverfield is the new head hog" thread. At the time I said this...

QuoteI think 2026 is looking like 2013 all over again. Tough schedule with few if any wins, killing momentum and angering an already underwhelmed (at best) fanbase. He might win 6 games the next year, and may get that magic 8 wins for a big contract extension, but after that it'll be 6 wins, 4 wins, 5 wins and fired.

I was too optimistic.
Lurker since 2003. Member since 2004.