Razorback Football

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BASS

Btw GoatLab stands for greatest of all time Lowell Arkansas brewery.

Although technically it is also the worst, as I believe it is the only brewery that has ever existed in Lowell.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Papa Pigeritus on Aug 08, 2024, 04:24 PM"Stuffed at the goal line on 4th and 1. Don't worry, grab an ice cold Tusk."

"Successful onside kick by the opposite team. You guessed it, Tusk has your back."

"False start after a timeout. Yup, Tusk is there for you."

The marketing writes itself. We just need a gravely voiced narrator.



If it gets to that point, things will be very grave.

Third_down_draw

Quote from: Papa Pigeritus on Aug 08, 2024, 04:24 PM"Stuffed at the goal line on 4th and 1. Don't worry, grab an ice cold Tusk."

"Successful onside kick by the opposite team. You guessed it, Tusk has your back."

"False start after a timeout. Yup, Tusk is there for you."

The marketing writes itself. We just need a gravely voiced narrator.





I don't always beat Liberty University but when I do, it's Tusk.

Son of Spam

"You loved Tusk as a mascot, just wait until you taste his piss."
Well, shit...

HogOfWar

Quote from: Son of Spam on Aug 08, 2024, 05:11 PM"You loved Tusk as a mascot, just wait until you taste his piss."

"Get it while it's hot!"
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

DrMongoose

#3825
"The Liberty Bowl of Beers"

personally, I want a beer that isn't easy to drink but one that goes down hard and indecisive like Pittman's game management.
Check your damn blood pressure!

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buff2.0

As long as we're not the Malort of the SEC
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

animal

Watching Lipo Lasso Tits presser about our first scrimmage. We're bouncing around and flying to the football. Offense started strong, wilted in the end. A few key guys out with nagging injuries

Russell is good but dances in the hole. Gotta get it and hit it.

"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

BASS

Sounds like you recapped a hootie presser. Just forgot the two chin strap League reference.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

HogOfWar

Quote from: BASS on Aug 08, 2024, 06:24 PMSounds like you recapped a hootie presser. Just forgot the two chin strap League reference.

Here's to 3-9 and half priced Tusk to drown those blues away.
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: animal on Aug 08, 2024, 06:18 PMWatching Lipo Lasso Tits presser about our first scrimmage. We're bouncing around and flying to the football. Offense started strong, wilted in the end. A few key guys out with nagging injuries

Russell is good but dances in the hole. Gotta get it and hit it.



Not lipo. He's been in the Summer Ozempics.

woodhog14

Quote from: dhog on Aug 08, 2024, 02:59 PMYeah, okay, have a tusk.
Good one, dork.

Complain some more about the Athletic Department trying to make money any way it can, because no other school in the country whores out for money, just Arkansas.

jdcatty

Surely some of you SOBs know what the tv situation is for the UAPB game. Share it with a brother woopigger
Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

Pig Benis

I believe it's ESPNU
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

vegashog

Quote from: Pig Benis on Aug 10, 2024, 08:01 PMI believe it's ESPNU
it is, 7:30 kick.

when was the last time we had a thursday game? the nutt years?

HogOfWar

Quote from: vegashog on Aug 10, 2024, 08:04 PMit is, 7:30 kick.

when was the last time we had a thursday game? the nutt years?

The Razorback app says 6:30.

I remember a South Carolina on Thursday back in 2003.
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Gambler

I think we played a couple of them under Nutt.

woodhog14

Quote from: vegashog on Aug 10, 2024, 08:04 PMit is, 7:30 kick.

when was the last time we had a thursday game? the nutt years?
We played Florida A&M one year on a Thursday night when Bert was here.

wmr

So something I haven't heard anybody talking about is the new headset rule.  Meaning Bobby can be on the mic with the QB up until the 25 second clock ends. 

We know he's a playcalling genius, and sees the entire field.  I'm thinking we are going to score a lot of points if Green is even Tyler Wilson level competent.

Imagine BP being able to call a play, remember the shift, and tell QB1 which route will be open.  Shit like that.....

I'm on smoko, so leave me alone.

hit_that_line

Quote from: wmr on Aug 12, 2024, 09:47 AMSo something I haven't heard anybody talking about is the new headset rule.  Meaning Bobby can be on the mic with the QB up until the 25 second clock ends. 

We know he's a playcalling genius, and sees the entire field.  I'm thinking we are going to score a lot of points if Green is even Tyler Wilson level competent.

Imagine BP being able to call a play, remember the shift, and tell QB1 which route will be open.  Shit like that.....


Lol