Razorback Football

[razor5396]

Cant wait for the team palm reader, the team phrenologist, and the team tantric masturbation specialist to show up. I am already getting Chadrick vibes

[buff2.0]

Jesus

Yeah, he could help

[BleedinRed]

Yeah, he could help

If he hasn't help by now, is he ever?

[buff2.0]

If he hasn't help by now, is he ever?

Maybe Yahweh wanted the Nolan statue too

[animal]

Jesus

Agreed. The Veer is the best solution. Give it time it always works...unless it doesn't. 

[Lurk]

I'm getting tired of constantly updating my prediction for next season

https://x.com/HogsPlus/status/2036895159066013747?s=20

One of the funniest things I've ever seen was a hypnotist show at a college. I bet they had a great time.

[BASS]

That's cringy, but not indicitive of a terrible football record this fall.

Our lack of talent on both sides of the ball? Now THAT'S indicitive of a terrible football record this fall.

If the dude is legit, I think it's a great move. Sports psychology is the difference between shitting the bed and being in the zone.

I know a lot of people think hypnotism is hokey pokey shit. But they're wrong. Comedy tour guys give it a bad name.

And according to my freshman psych professor, anyone can be hypnotized. Even against your will if you have a real pro. He did hypnotherapy and said he'd never meet anyone he couldn't get to sleep.

[BleedinRed]

If the dude is legit, I think it's a great move. Sports psychology is the difference between shitting the bed and being in the zone.

I know a lot of people think hypnotism is hokey pokey shit. But they're wrong. Comedy tour guys give it a bad name.

And according to my freshman psych professor, anyone can be hypnotized. Even against your will if you have a real pro. He did hypnotherapy and said he'd never meet anyone he couldn't get to sleep.

Only issue I see is this is a brand new crop of players.  If they are in need of hypnotized this early into the season then we be furrrrrrkkkkkked.  

[Third_down_draw]

Only issue I see is this is a brand new crop of players.  If they are in need of hypnotized this early into the season then we be furrrrrrkkkkkked. 

Losing is a disease as contagious as polio so it is best to cleanse early and often.

[BleedinRed]

Quote from: Third_down_draw
Losing is a disease as contagious as polio so it is best to cleanse early and often.as contagious as syphilis.

Is losing as contagious as syphilis though?   Asking for a friend.  

[PorkyPig]

What the fuck can it hurt?  What we've been doing ain't working.

[BleedinRed]

We literally have changed everythign we were doing by hiring a new coach.  If the new coach needs a hypnotist to give us any chance of winning then we fucked up in the hiring process.

But, I recognize the hypnotist was more about entertainment than washing off the stank of the last decade plus.  And, I also recognize that if he does wash off the stank then that is great. That is what they call a win-win.

So, in conclusion I don't know why I have an issue with the hypnotist.  

[Thin Red Swine]

They won't have to go far for a pick-up game.

Everyone knows all the serious big ballas run the HPER.

[HogOfWar]

Everyone knows all the serious big ballas run the HPER.

Shot callas!

[BASS]

Shot callas!

Rolling with 20 inch blades on the Impala

[egregious]

Yes, it is. They practiced on 3/15, 3/17, and 3/19 and then were off for spring break.  The next scheduled practice will be 3/31.

12-day break = tuned up for the off week!

[RPL]

Are we going back to the Liberty Bowl or not in 26?

Keep hope alive for Birmingham!

[Natty_Ice]

so not a single TD scored in the scrimmage?

https://www.wholehogsports.com/news/2026/apr/04/defense-wins-the-day-for-first-arkansas-football-scrimmage-of-the-spring/

[Zoso]

so not a single TD scored in the scrimmage?

https://www.wholehogsports.com/news/2026/apr/04/defense-wins-the-day-for-first-arkansas-football-scrimmage-of-the-spring/

That's because our defense is really, really good...right?

[Hogfan58]

That's because our defense is really, really good...right?

That's one way to look at it