MLB Thread - Praise be to the greatness of Ohtani

Started by buff2.0, May 10, 2023, 07:59 AM

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Vlad jr to the warning track, 1 down bottom 9, 4-4
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"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

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Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 01, 2025, 10:30 PM3-2 that had to be hard not to swing at

It barely missed, good eye by the batter and ump.
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Wow. I mean wow. Such theatrics for game 7.
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Show-Me Hog

What. A. Fucking. Catch.

And what a 9th inning.

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Unreal. The way that came off the bat I thought it was gone.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

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Another fantastic play, holy shit extra inning.
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That was the Jays best chance. Bases loaded and 1 out and don't score.
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"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BASS

Another great defensive play in the infield to get an out at home.
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Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 01, 2025, 10:52 PMUmp is money with his calls

That fastball that was 1" off the black was an amazing ball call. Most all year it would be a strike. But it wasn't. You could see the catcher jerk the glove from the overhead shot.

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Wow. Dodgers same thing, bases loaded 1 out and didn't score.
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buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Nov 01, 2025, 10:54 PMThat fastball that was 1" off the black was an amazing ball call. Most all year it would be a strike. But it wasn't. You could see the catcher jerk the glove from the overhead shot.

I know there's a reason he's behind the plate but that one in particular was incredible.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

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How do you sit on that pitch? That was a world series winning hr ball.
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That's why you don't sit on that 3-0 fastball down main street.
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Corn Pop

I really don't care, Margaret.

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