MLB Thread - Praise be to the greatness of Ohtani

Started by buff2.0, May 10, 2023, 07:59 AM

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buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BASS

Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Ray Zorback


buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

TC


vegashog


BASS

Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Ray Zorback

I feel bad for Jays. They had their chances.

buff2.0

Incredible game. Yamamoto with ice water in his veins.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Cornhogio

Harris - Mamdani 2028!

GeoHogsGeo

Blue Jays did the best Arkansas baseball impression I've seen from a MLB team in a while.

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BASS

Cyborg ohtani with his 4th unanimous MVP award in the last 5 seasons.

No other player in any major American sports league has make than 2 unanimous MVP selections.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

egregious

Quote from: BASS on Nov 13, 2025, 07:59 PMCyborg ohtani with his 4th unanimous MVP award in the last 5 seasons.

No other player in any major American sports league has make than 2 unanimous MVP selections.

Keep this here but that kid might get in the Hall of Fame someday.
Splash 11! drop ABE track, too confusing

BASS

Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BASS

Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Show-Me Hog

Right thread? World Baseball Classic.

The fun of it, besides Ohtahni showing his greatness there too, is watching a Single A minor league pitcher for Brazil pitch against USA major leaguers last night.

And a AA/AAA pitcher for Great Britain just struck out Aaron Judge.

animal

Not sure how old this is but this is apparently Ohtani's sister. Oh well never mind it's AI...fucking ai



https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mqQTF7Z9ygA
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

egregious

I can't wait for auto-AI where you can type in a movie plot and it is there.
Splash 11! drop ABE track, too confusing