SEC Shorts is back

FNG · Sep 28, 2026, 09:45 AM

The Herbstreit static was genius level.

Show-Me Hog · Sep 28, 2026, 10:22 AM

They think we're mediocre! If that's Mediocre Prison, we should be in solitary.

That win against Tulsa was good for something.

animal · Sep 28, 2026, 02:11 PM

They should have made Auburn and Arkansas gay buddies at least.

Texzilla · Sep 29, 2026, 09:11 AM

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 28, 2026, 10:22 AMThey think we're mediocre! If that's Mediocre Prison, we should be in solitary.

That win against Tulsa was good for something.

Solitary? We're the long sentence bitch who's had all their teeth yanked out for skull fucking and has to wear a diaper due to permanent rectal prolapse.

Hogworth Ballington III · Sep 29, 2026, 04:18 PM

Quote from: Texzilla on Sep 29, 2026, 09:11 AMSolitary? We're the long sentence bitch who's had all their teeth yanked out for skull fucking and has to wear a diaper due to permanent rectal prolapse.

I think the diaper would be pretty redundant. Seeing as how we always have it plugged up with a cock or three (and that's just on a slow Monday).

passed · Sep 29, 2026, 08:21 PM

Quote from: Hogworth Ballington III on Sep 29, 2026, 04:18 PMI think the diaper would be pretty redundant. Seeing as how we always have it plugged up with a cock or three (and that's just on a slow Monday).

Why do you think aTm got a sentence? They're excited to be here...

buff2.0 · Sep 29, 2026, 08:32 PM

Quote from: passed on Sep 29, 2026, 08:21 PMWhy do you think aTm got a sentence? They're excited to be here...

Need to see Aggie breaking IN to the prison

Rocket City Hawg · Oct 05, 2026, 08:46 AM

https://x.com/secshorts/status/2107093451284283659?s=61&t=jBF4ycjE1_hZ59GSXn-HZg

At least we are included

Too Big Pig · Oct 05, 2026, 09:22 AM

Nice touch to get the black t-shirt in so quickly.

passed · Oct 05, 2026, 09:38 AM

Quote from: Too Big Pig on Oct 05, 2026, 09:22 AMNice touch to get the black t-shirt in so quickly.

Yeah, that was pretty good.

vegashog · Oct 05, 2026, 10:22 AM

"let me guess, dodge charger".

Guardrail · Oct 05, 2026, 11:51 AM

I don't watch these anymore. Arkansas football has killed any enjoyment I once had for college football.

HogOfWar · Oct 12, 2026, 11:44 AM

You know you suck when you are not even an honorable mention in the closed captioning.

BASS · Oct 13, 2026, 06:53 PM

Thanks for posting those by the way.

I enjoy watching them and I wouldn't is I had to go to YouTube and look them up.

HogOfWar · Oct 19, 2026, 10:47 AM

Defense!

rzrbkfan69 · Oct 19, 2026, 02:07 PM

That was a good one.

Zoso · Oct 19, 2026, 05:50 PM

Quote from: HogOfWar on Oct 19, 2026, 10:47 AMDefense!

Seeing as how we just won out first SEC game in 2 years they coulda worked us in...

Like coming out of a coma or some shit.

BASS · Oct 19, 2026, 06:00 PM

Quote from: Zoso on Oct 19, 2026, 05:50 PMSeeing as how we just won out first SEC game in 2 years they coulda worked us in...

Like coming out of a coma or some shit.

That would have been a good 3 seconds. 8% of the population would have gotten it.

Show-Me Hog · Oct 19, 2026, 06:06 PM

Quote from: Zoso on Oct 19, 2026, 05:50 PMSeeing as how we just won out first SEC game in 2 years they coulda worked us in...

Like coming out of a coma or some shit.

Matt Mitchell did work us in.

https://youtu.be/F6KonG-9Gz0?is=OXw1wg9d6gjsmu5r

Thin Red Swine · Oct 19, 2026, 08:12 PM

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Oct 19, 2026, 06:06 PMMatt Mitchell did work us in.

https://youtu.be/F6KonG-9Gz0?is=OXw1wg9d6gjsmu5r

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