The Razorback Softball Thread

Started by buff2.0, Nov 08, 2023, 07:57 PM

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Thin Red Swine

UCLA ain't gonna bunt.

This is so embarrassing.

Barton Fink


Cornhogio

I suspect my softball give a shit scope will die in about five minutes.
Harris - Mamdani 2028!

Barton Fink

.462 and 42 HRs and didn't win PoY. I'd be livid.

Thin Red Swine

Can we get as many hits as they have home runs? 

We need one more.

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine

FUCK them for challenging that call.

They should be forced to forfeit for being so clearly wrong.

This is my BMFP fuck you motherfucker moment. Let me have it.

buff2.0

5 inning run rule 11-0 loss.

At least we finally broke the wall to get there. Better than  home loss in the Supers.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

Don't wanna jinx her but Karlyn Pickens is throwing an epic game through 5 innings.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: buff2.0 on May 30, 2026, 03:49 PMDon't wanna jinx her but Karlyn Pickens is throwing an epic game through 5 innings.

You might've but then the ump just saved a run with that stop behind the plate.

buff2.0

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on May 30, 2026, 04:21 PMYou might've but then the ump just saved a run with that stop behind the plate.

Two insane throw outs from center field to home plate helped too

Edit: One.  It's a 1-1 game in the top of the 7th instead of being  a 1-0 win.  Still, Karlyn's game before I posted about it was still an all-timer.  Someone's gonna have to help me write an apology to her.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine

#1271
She was safe. This ain't over.

And another useless challenge. She was glued to the base at the catch.

Thin Red Swine

I'm so tired of "LET'S GO!"

Come up with something new.

Barton Fink

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on May 30, 2026, 04:34 PMI'm so tired of "LET'S GO!"

Come up with something new.

"Let's fucking go"?

Son of Spam

Well, shit...

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

Earlier the UT second baseman, basechick, whatever,  messed up on a double play because she thought there were already two outs. 

Hit a bottom ninth walkoff home run.  I'd say that makes up for it. 
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Show-Me Hog

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on May 30, 2026, 04:34 PMI'm so tired of "LET'S GO!"

Come up with something new.

YOU THA MAN

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on May 30, 2026, 05:27 PMYOU THA MAN

I'll take it.

As my proof it's overused, Tennessee called a timeout for a mound talk at as they broke it, Pickens said let's go to each of the infielders.

You as the pitcher are the one to get going in that situation.

Hogfan58

Bama up 3-0 over the invincible Jordy. She gets yanked in the 3rd
I need help and I know it.