The Razorback Softball Thread

Started by buff2.0, Nov 08, 2023, 07:57 PM

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Cornhogio

We wore her out.  You're welcome, Bama.
Harris - Mamdani 2028!

Son of Spam

Well, shit...

Thin Red Swine

Stripeass Jordy led off the game today against Tejas with a home run.

Shuckers lead 1-0 in the second.

Loma


buff2.0

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on May 31, 2026, 02:42 PMStripeass Jordy

They're going to ride her into the ground.  I would too.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: buff2.0 on May 31, 2026, 02:44 PMThey're going to ride her into the ground.  I would too.

She's gonna need sweet love consoling tonight.

Texas (spit) came back to win with a 3-run homer in the bottom of the 6th.


Thin Red Swine

Jeez.

UCLA was down to the last out and just hit a home run (shocker) to tie it 6-6.

buff2.0

UCLA with a chance now in the bottom of the 8th.  Hope they get a win just because Texas Tech is so fucking trashy.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

Holy crap the sprinklers came on lol
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: buff2.0 on May 31, 2026, 09:00 PMUCLA with a chance now in the bottom of the 8th.  Hope they get a win just because Texas Tech is so fucking trashy.

I just don't see that.

I love their coach. He's like Sam Pittman. If he was a softball coach. And successful.


Cornhogio

I just flipped over in hopes of seeing Slimp hit.
Harris - Mamdani 2028!

buff2.0

Nah, Pannell making up shit in the post-game, cameras proving that she's making it up, and then her and her dad doubling down on the bullshit... I'll judge the whole overpaid team based on those two.

https://x.com/SportsCenter/status/2061172441020305523?s=20
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

That tatted chick can swing it though

Can't believe UCLA is still pitching this girl.  167 pitches and going.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Son of Spam

Quote from: buff2.0 on May 31, 2026, 09:18 PMThat tatted chick can swing it though

Can't believe UCLA is still pitching this girl.  167 pitches and going.
Just came to post that. 171 and counting.
Well, shit...

buff2.0

The record is 390 in a game.  Had too look it up, there was a 6.5 hour game in 1991 where both pitchers went the full 31 innings.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: buff2.0 on May 31, 2026, 09:16 PMNah, Pannell making up shit in the post-game, cameras proving that she's making it up, and then her and her dad doubling down on the bullshit... I'll judge the whole overpaid team based on those two.

https://x.com/SportsCenter/status/2061172441020305523?s=20

Ok, I didn't see that.

But I can't get past the UCLA coaches actions in our game. Challenging a call when it's 11-0 in the last inning is pretty shitty.


But back to the game.

What a boneheaded running mistake. There's nowhere for you to go back with the bases loaded. You better go and hope for a bad throw.

Son of Spam

Fuck UCLA. Obnoxious bitches.
Well, shit...

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Son of Spam on May 31, 2026, 09:38 PMFuck UCLA. Obnoxious bitches.

This too.

Although I think you misspelled butches.

Thin Red Swine

Bye. Both Bruins teams bounced in the same day.


Cornhogio

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on May 31, 2026, 09:47 PMBye. Both Bruins teams bounced in the same day.

They can all go home and blow each other.
Harris - Mamdani 2028!