The Razorback Softball Thread

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BASS

#340
May 09, 2025, 03:14 PM
Good start ladies, 2-0

Runners at 2nd and 3rd 2 outs top first
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Guardrail

#341
May 09, 2025, 03:21 PM
I'm all in on watching this game, but holy shit I cannot STAND the constant chants and cheers from the dugouts.
I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.

Son of Spam

#342
May 09, 2025, 03:26 PM
Quote from: Guardrail on May 09, 2025, 03:21 PMI'm all in on watching this game, but holy shit I cannot STAND the constant chants and cheers from the dugouts.
Same here. Sounds like locusts.
Well, shit...

buff2.0

#343
May 09, 2025, 03:28 PM
A slight breeze and that one is over the fence
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

#344
May 09, 2025, 03:34 PM
Slow roll for Kramer brings another run in.  3-0 top 2nd.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

#345
May 09, 2025, 03:42 PM
Dang, gave one back
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

#346
May 09, 2025, 03:53 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on May 09, 2025, 03:42 PMDang, gave one back

Wyckoff got that back with extra, on a 2-run homer to right. 

5-1 in the top 3rd.

Gasso is reminding the ump who pays the bills.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine

#347
May 09, 2025, 03:57 PM
Wyckoff is another star in the making.

The bats seem to be rolling, and with a mix of quality arms, thus could really be a tough out. 

buff2.0

#348
May 09, 2025, 04:02 PM
Scored from 3rd on a catcher error.  Blinded her with the bat lol.

6-1.

Davison rips a line drive to left to put runners on first and third.  Top 3rd, 1 out, going back to the top of the lineup.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

#349
May 09, 2025, 04:04 PM
Holy shit where did Lurch come from?
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

#350
May 09, 2025, 04:08 PM
Here we go again... Ellis up with the bases loaded.

Nevermind.  0-3 now.  Seems like that record HR is on her mind, she just needs one more.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Guardrail

#351
May 09, 2025, 04:10 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on May 09, 2025, 04:08 PMHere we go again... Ellis up with the bases loaded.

Nevermind.  0-3 now.  Seems like that record HR is on her mind, she just needs one more.
Watching her fly out is like watching Matt Jones get sacked. Get all geeked up and then "aw, man."
I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.

Thin Red Swine

#352
May 09, 2025, 04:11 PM
Ah, she got around a bit late on that one. It was a good rise ball.

Love the highlight of her grand slam and reading her lips, "That's why you fucking walk me!"

buff2.0

#353
May 09, 2025, 04:12 PM
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on May 09, 2025, 04:11 PMAh, she got around a bit late on that one. It was a good rise ball.

Love the highlight of her grand slam and reading her lips, "That's why you fucking walk me!"

Now that I think about it a Mike Tyson face tattoo might suit her perfectly

Another solo HR for OU makes it a 6-2 game in the bottom of the third.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BleedinRed

#354
May 09, 2025, 04:33 PM
Oklahoma can hit.  Third homer of the game.  

buff2.0

#355
May 09, 2025, 04:33 PM
Good thing the double play cleared the bases before OU hit another HR.  6-3 now.

Another one.  6-4.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BleedinRed

#356
May 09, 2025, 04:33 PM
For fucks sake.  Back to back jacks.  6-4 now.  

Hogfan58

#357
May 09, 2025, 04:40 PM
Thankfully all these HR have been solo shots
I need help and I know it.

Thin Red Swine

#358
May 09, 2025, 04:45 PM
The strike zone just expanded for OU.

Gambler

#359
May 09, 2025, 04:46 PM
That was our 1st strikeout. Took them to the top of the 5th. Bat on ball.
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