The Razorback Softball Thread

Started by buff2.0, Nov 08, 2023, 07:57 PM

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buff2.0

I wish Coach D hadn't made that food poisoning comment when she did.  Save that for after the game.  It might have carried some weight if we'd lost a close game, like, "Oh, best pitchers got food poisoning.  No big deal we'll get them recovered and have them back for Game 2."  If we have another day at the plate like today we're relying on a shutout from an ailing Payton Burnham. 
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

I didn't have Texas Tech beating Florida State in 2 games.

Jordy Bahl probably locked up the Player of the Year award pitching the whole game in the win over Tennessee.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

HOGSRUNWILD

Was it ever addressed how the fucking two best pitchers were allowed to eat the same meal and it not be a controlled meal before the biggest game of the year?  I mean, how the fuck did they get food poisoning?  You don't just "Get" it like a cold. 

I mean, knowing Ole Miss, was it sabotage or just complete and total stupidity on our part?

Like, was it "Yeah, our two best pitchers decided to try this new Oyster bar that opened up in town that is run by Pakistani immigrants with no refrigeration the night before the supers"...

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: HOGSRUNWILD on May 24, 2025, 09:11 AMWas it ever addressed how the fucking two best pitchers were allowed to eat the same meal and it not be a controlled meal before the biggest game of the year?  I mean, how the fuck did they get food poisoning?  You don't just "Get" it like a cold. 

I mean, knowing Ole Miss, was it sabotage or just complete and total stupidity on our part?

Like, was it "Yeah, our two best pitchers decided to try this new Oyster bar that opened up in town that is run by Pakistani immigrants with no refrigeration the night before the supers"...

Simple google search. It now sounds like it might not be food poisoning. It's not likely a conspiracy.

https://www.nwaonline.com/news/2025/may/24/to-the-last-swing/#:~:text=Arkansas%20Coach%20Courtney%20Deifel%20woke,may%20be%20%22a%20bug.%22


buff2.0

Georgia forced Game 3 against Florida
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

South Carolina player took a fastball to the tit
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

Insane 7th inning for UCLA to force Game 3
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

Oklahoma has a Retarded Rick B in a sombrero
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

If you're not watching Pickens in the blue pants today you're a homo
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine

Jordy Bahl wears the gray even better.

Reached base in 17 of her last 18 plate appearances. Is that any good?

buff2.0

I wonder how it feels for your best hitter all season to keep being your best hitter in the Supers.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

DirkPiggler

Quote from: buff2.0 on May 24, 2025, 04:24 PMIf you're not watching Pickens in the blue pants today you're a homo

PSA:  watch with the volume down. Bert Mowins is the play by play "man".
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

buff2.0

Quote from: DirkPiggler on May 24, 2025, 04:34 PMPSA:  watch with the volume down. Bert Mowins is the play by play "man".

She may try to sound like a man, but when Karlyn is pitching you can still hear Beth's snail trail dripping to the floor.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine

Beth Moans. And not in a good way.  I've always wished Michele Smith would just replace her. I like her voice and Mendoza is good.

The Camenzind twins are both in the starting lineup for the Cornshuckers. Credit to Deifel refilling the roster that we haven't really missed them that much this year.

buff2.0

Pickens threw 79.4 mph against Jordy.  Insane.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine

Does Pickens have a condom in her back pocket?

buff2.0

She got a boyfriend named Smokestack or something?

My first thought was Skoal can.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

rzrbkfan69

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on May 24, 2025, 04:37 PMBeth Moans. And not in a good way.  I've always wished Michele Smith would just replace her. I like her voice and Mendoza is good.

The Camenzind twins are both in the starting lineup for the Cornshuckers. Credit to Deifel refilling the roster that we haven't really missed them that much this year.

So was Kacie Hoffman

buff2.0

Burnham is at least healthy enough to start
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

There's Rick.  Shirt still on.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."