The Razorback Softball Thread

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Thin Red Swine

#540
May 23, 2025, 12:37 PM
Any Woopiggers on site? I mean, other than Rick. Deifel may need a few more arms.

buff2.0

#541
May 23, 2025, 12:42 PM
You cheating bastard how the fuck can you call that safe?

I apologize for nothing.  You're a third baseman, your job is to be at the base. 
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BASS

#542
May 23, 2025, 12:44 PM
bases loaded no outs.  funny how far apart our expectations are when we are batting vs pitching.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

buff2.0

#543
May 23, 2025, 12:47 PM
Am I high, or are there Ole Miss runners at first and second?  ESPN showing bases empty.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

#544
May 23, 2025, 12:51 PM
Someone find Rick in the crowd and tell him to take his shirt off.

Or is he in line for baseball?

Nevermind, that nerd's working like a responsible adult.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine

#545
May 23, 2025, 12:52 PM
Furk. Can we just forfeit and try to regroup for Game 2 tonight?

Thin Red Swine

#546
May 23, 2025, 12:58 PM
So perfectly Arkansas.

Our two best pitchers have food poisoning.

buff2.0

#547
May 23, 2025, 12:58 PM
Give Burnham a hydration IV and a pint of Imodium. Women don't poop anyway so it'll be fine.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Cornhogio

#548
May 23, 2025, 12:58 PM
Our starter and second pitcher both have food poisoning.  Arkansas!  We are doing it!
Never squat with your spurs on!

rzrbkfan69

#549
May 23, 2025, 12:58 PM
Deifel just said that both Herron and Burnham have food poisoning. Could be reason for Herron's shitty outing and is the reason that Burnham isn't pitching.

We are Arkansas.

buff2.0

#550
May 23, 2025, 01:02 PM
Quote from: rzrbkfan69 on May 23, 2025, 12:58 PMDeifel just said that both Herron and Burnham have food poisoning. Could be reason for Herron's shitty outing and is the reason that Burnham isn't pitching.

We are Arkansas.

Lol
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

#551
May 23, 2025, 01:04 PM
Bri is still pressing
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine

#552
May 23, 2025, 01:08 PM
I should've called dibs on breaking the news.

BASS

#553
May 23, 2025, 01:10 PM
is it that hard to do 5 minutes of research on the teams you are broadcasting on national tv to find out why fans put beer hats on their heads?
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Son of Spam

#554
May 23, 2025, 01:17 PM
I hope this isn't a view of what our baseball game will be like. Hopefully none of the players are whatever the softball team had.
Well, shit...

DrMongoose

#555
May 23, 2025, 01:21 PM
Quote from: rzrbkfan69 on May 23, 2025, 12:58 PMDeifel just said that both Herron and Burnham have food poisoning. Could be reason for Herron's shitty outing and is the reason that Burnham isn't pitching.

We are Arkansas.

WTF. How the frick does that happen and only to the 2 best pitchers?

Wow.
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

DrMongoose

#556
May 23, 2025, 01:23 PM
Quote from: BASS on May 23, 2025, 01:10 PMis it that hard to do 5 minutes of research on the teams you are broadcasting on national tv to find out why fans put beer hats on their heads?

Yes, because if it isn't the game notes the teams give the announcers  then it doesn't exist.

Seriously, it is sad how little research announcers do and the producers as well.
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

Show-Me Hog

#557
May 23, 2025, 01:28 PM
Quote from: DrMongoose on May 23, 2025, 01:23 PMYes, because if it isn't the game notes the teams give the announcers  then it doesn't exist.

Seriously, it is sad how little research announcers do and the producers as well.

How would they even know to do beer hat research in advance?

DrMongoose

#558
May 23, 2025, 01:29 PM
College review is a total cluster regardless of what is ultimately ruled

How the frick do you miss a pitch clock violation with a four person crew? Judas
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

DrMongoose

#559
May 23, 2025, 01:30 PM
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on May 23, 2025, 01:28 PMHow would they even know to do beer hat research in advance?

Watch previous Arkansas games, which most announcers do.
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25
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