Hogs vs Missouri—-Baseball

[Vito Porkleone]

@Vito Porkleone ...thanks for taking up our slack. Welcome to the booth. Great job. I will be out of action again tomorrow but I think Dirk said he could take it. Again, thanks and great job.

Glad to volunteer for the cause gents.

[Pigsmoke]

Thanks for the pbp.

[Usafhawg]

Sorry I'm late.

Diggs hit another? I thought he didn't have any power?

[Rick B.]

Sorry I'm late.

Diggs hit another? I thought he didn't have any power?

Goddamn son. Let it go. JFC

[Thin Red Swine]

JFC

You have it confused. He's the one who can't hit a curve ball.

[DirkPiggler]

Greetings Woopiggers and assorted miscreants. 

It's a great day for baseball, and an even better day to drive the stake into the heart of the Northern School of Journalism and Absolutely Nothing Else with a three game sweep.  First pitch is at or shortly after 2:00 PM GCT.  Starting lineups are as follows:

Journalism Majors/Future Baristas:

1. Tucker Moore RF
2. Trevor Austin 2B
3. Jackson Lovich 1B
4. Thomas Curry DH
5. Justin Colon 3B
6. Danny Corona LF
7. Mateo Serna C
8. Jeric Curtis CF
9. Drew Culbertson SS

P. Carter Rustad RHP

YOUR ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS

1. Peyton Stovall 2B
2. Kendall Diggs RF
3. Wehiwa Aloy SS
4. Ben McLaughlin 1B
5. Ross Lovich LF
6. Jared Sprague-Lott 3B
7. Nolan Souza DH
8. Hudson White C
9. Ty Wilmsmeyer CF

P. Mason Molina LHP

[DirkPiggler]

Top 1st.

Moore strikes out swinging.  1 out.

Austin walks.  Runner on 1st, 1 out.

Lovich the lesser strikes out swinging. Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Austin picked off.  3 outs.

Mid 1st.  No score.

[Son of Spam]

That is a skinny pitcher for them. He will probably no hit us. Ichabod Crane.

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 1st.

Stovall singles solidly to LF.  Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Diggs doubles to the LCF wall.  Stovall scores from 1st.  HOGS LEAD 1-0.  Runner on 2nd, 0 out.

Wild pitch advances Stovall.  Runner on 3rd, 0 out.

Aloy walks.  Runners 1st and 3rd, 0 out. 

[EDITOR'S NOTE:  It appears Aloy is learning to spit on the slider away.  This is a positive development.]

McLaughlin flies out to LF.  Diggs scores.  Aloy to 2nd.  SAC fly.  HOGS LEAD 2-0.  Runner on 2nd, 1 out.

Lovich grounds to 2nd.  Aloy to 3rd. Runner on 3rd, 2 outs.

Sprague-Lott flies out to shallow RF.  3 outs.

End 1st.  Hogs 2 Yankees 0



 

[DirkPiggler]

Top 2nd.

Curry strikes out looking.  1 out.

Colon strikes out looking.    2 outs.

STEAK DINNER ALERT!

Corona strikes out looking.    3 outs.

THAT'S A STEAK DINNER WINNER!  Today's winner of the steak dinner with the Woopig broadcaster of their choice along with significant others is @Swahili Steve!  Please contact your favorite member of the broadcast team with details on your next trip to Little Rock, Memphis, or NWA so that we can select the restaurant and make reservations.

Mid 2nd.  Hogs lead 2-0. 

[Cornhogio]

Molina turnin' it loose baby!!!

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 2nd.

Souza grounds out to 2nd.  1 out.

White flies out to CF. 2 outs.

Wilmsmeyer hit by pitch.  Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Stovall flies out to the track in CF.  3 outs.

End 2nd.  Hogs 2 them 0

[DirkPiggler]

Top 3rd.

Serna grounds out to SS.  1 out.

Curtis strikes out swinging.    2 outs.

Culbertson strikes out swinging.   3 outs.

Mid 3rd.  2-0 us.

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 3rd.

Diggs grounds out to 2nd. 1 out.

Aloy flies out to LF.  2 outs.

McLaughlin says FUCK YO COUCH CHAMP KIND!  WHAMMY THIS MOTHERFUCKER IF YOU CAN FIND IT BEYOND THE RF FENCE!  HOGS LEAD 3-0.

Lovich fouls out to 3B.  3 outs.

End 3rd.  The Natural State 3 The Meth State 0.

[DirkPiggler]

Top 4th.

Moore hit by pitch.  Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Moore caught stealing.  1 out.

Austin pops out to shallow RF.  2 outs.

Lovich the lesser strikes out swinging.  3 outs.

Mid 4th.  Hogs lead 3-0.

[Son of Spam]

In the past,  at times, our starters had a hard time getting 3-4 innings. Seems like this year, so far, we are getting 5-6 innings. That will help greatly with our BP if we can keep it up.

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 4th.

Sprague-Lott grounds out to deep short.  Great play by the Journalist playing SS.  1 out.

Souza pops out to 2nd.  2 outs.

White lines out to 2nd.  3 outs.

End 4th.  Hogs lead 3-0.

[DirkPiggler]

In the past,  at times, our starters had a hard time getting 3-4 innings. Seems like this year, so far, we are getting 5-6 innings. That will help greatly with our BP if we can keep it up.

We haven't used any of our key relievers beyond McEntire.  If Molina does get in trouble, we should have plenty of arms available.

[Son of Spam]

We haven't used any of our key relievers beyond McEntire.  If Molina does get in trouble, we should have plenty of arms available.

Yeah, pitching is our strength. I love the fact that our starters are going so deep into the games.

[DirkPiggler]

Top 5th.

Curry strikes out swinging.  1 out.

Colon walks.  Runner on 1st, 1 out.

Corona strikes out swinging.    Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Colon steals 2nd.  Runner on 2nd, 2 outs.

Serna flies out to RF. 3 outs.

Mid 5th.  3-0 good guys.