Hogs vs Missouri—-Baseball

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 5th.

Wilmsmeyer grounds to 3rd, bobbled.  Called a hit by the official scorer, but in the true record of Woopig, E5.  Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Stovall rips a double into the RF corner.  Wilmsmeyer scores from 1st.  HOGS LEAD 4-0.  Runner on 2nd, 0 out.

Passed ball moves Stovall to 3rd.  Runner on 3rd, 0 out.

Diggs strikes out swinging.  Runner on 3rd, 1 out.

Aloy flies out to RF.  Stovall scores on the SAC fly.  HOGS LEAD 5-0.  2 outs.

McLaughlin walks.  Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Lovich flies out to CF.  3 outs.

End 5th.  Hogs 5 Dickheads 0

[DirkPiggler]

Top 6th.

Curtis singles to LF.  No-hitter denied.  Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Culbertson flies out to RF.  Runner on 1st, 1 out.

Moore walks.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 1 out.

PITCHING CHANGE:  Koty Frank in for Mason Molina.

Austin strikes out looking.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 2 outs.

Lovich the lesser strikes out swinging.    3 outs.

Mid 6th.  Baseball School 5 Journalism School 0.

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 6th.

PITCHING CHANGE:  Ian Lohse (WHP) in for Rustad.

Sprague-Lott rips one off the third baseman.  Called a hit, although like the other one the official Woopig scoring is E5.  Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Hudson Polk, pinch hitting for Souza, strikes out swinging.  Runner on 1st, 1 out.

White hit by pitch.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 1 out.

Wilmsmeyer hits a grounder to 3B...you'll never guess what happened.  S-L scores.  HOGS LEAD 6-0.  White to 3rd.  Runners 1st and 3rd, 1 out

Stovall lines out to SS.  More hard contact.  Runners 1st and 3rd, 2 outs.

Diggs walks.  Bases loaded, 2 outs.  BEER HATS ENGAGED!

Aloy singles to LF.  White and Wilmsmeyer score.  Diggs to 2nd.  HOGS LEAD 8-0.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 2 outs.  Please stow away your beer hats for at least one more at bat.

McLaughlin flies out to CF.  3 outs.

End 6th.  Plays baseball 8, Plays with their ladyparts 0.

[DirkPiggler]

Top 7th.

PITCHING CHANGE:  Colin Fisher in for Koty Frank.

Do not be alarmed by the usage of Fisher in relief.  We do not have a midweek game for him to start this week. 

Curry hits one over the CF wall.  The series shutout is no more.  HOGS 8 Dildos 1.  0 out.

Colon grounds out to Aloy.  1 out.

Corona grounds out to McLaughlin..3-1 on the putout.  2 outs.

Serna singles to CF.  Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Curtis grounds out to 3rd.  3 outs.

Mid 7th.  Us 8 them 1

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 7th.

Lovich walks.  Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Sprague-Lott singles to LF.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 0 out.

Polk hits into a 6-4-3 DP.  Lovich to 3rd.  Runner on 3rd, 2 outs.

White rips a double off the wall in the RCF gap.  Lovich scores.  HOGS LEAD 9-1.  Runner on 2nd, 2 outs.

Passed ball moves White to 3rd.  Runner on 3rd, 2 outs.

Wilmsmeyer walks.  Runners 1st and 3rd, 2 outs.

Stovall strikes out swinging.  3 outs.

End 7th.  9-1 us.

[DirkPiggler]

Top 8th. 

PITCHING CHANGE:  Gage Wood in for Fisher.

Culbertson walks.  Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Moore grounds to SS...6-4-3 double play.  2 outs. 

Austin strikes out looking.    3 outs.

Mid 8th.  Southern Comfort 9 Northern Aggression 1

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 8th.

Brock Lucas RHP in for Lohse. 

Diggs flies out to CF.  1 out.

Aloy singles to LF.  Runner on 1st, 1 out.

McLaughlin walks.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 1 out.

Lovich grounds into a fielder's choice.  Out and 2nd.  Runners 1st and 3rd, 2 outs.

Sprague-Lott flies out to CF.  3 outs.

End 8th.  Hogs 9 other guys 1.

[DirkPiggler]

Top 9th.

PITCHING CHANGE:  Gabe Gaeckle in for Wood.

Lovich the lesser grounds out to 2nd.  Congrats on making contact for the first time, but you're still fuckin' out.  1 out.

[EDITOR'S NOTE:  I should probably be nicer to this Lovich.  He had decent numbers prior to this series, has a brother on our team currently and another one coming next year.  It wouldn't be a shock to see him cross the Mason-Dixon line to play for the good guys next year if we want him.]

Curry grounds out to SS.  2 outs.

Colon grounds out to SS.  3 outs.

And that's number lucky 13 in a row.  Hogs shove a broom up their yankee assholes, by a final score today of 9-1 and for the weekend of 23-1. 

Hogs should remain number one with a record of 17-2 (3-0).  Next up:  the 0-3 Auburn Tigers, from the Auburn-Opelika "metroplex".  See you then.

[Barton Fink]

We've allowed 10 runs over our last 7 games. Five of thoae came last Sunday. Leaving  two shutouts, three one run games, and gave up two to rhe Mouth Bob's  over thst stretch. Salty

[Usafhawg]

Goddamn son. Let it go. JFC

When he let's go of the, "I'm a rich cool guy that knows everything" fake persona, I'll let this go. In other words, I expect to post this about 20 more times.
Thank you for your concern though.

[Rick B.]

When he let's go of the, "I'm a rich cool guy that knows everything" fake persona, I'll let this go. In other words, I expect to post this about 20 more times.
Thank you for your concern though.

You're welcome dick head. Bleedin happens to be one of my good friends so, and you're absolutely not so fuck off.

[BleedinRed]

You're welcome dick head. Bleedin happens to be one of my good friends so, and you're absolutely not so fuck off.

Wait, why am I being mentioned?  HTL is the one that said Diggs doesn't have any power. 

Further wait, do I give off an "I'm a rich cool guy that knows everything" fake persona?  If so, just know I also fuck porn stars.

[Usafhawg]

You're welcome dick head. Bleedin happens to be one of my good friends so, and you're absolutely not so fuck off.

Who gives a shit about being your friend? Get over yourself.

[FNG]

Who gives a shit about being your friend? Get over yourself.

Don't lie. Errbody wants to be Rick B's friend!

[DrMongoose]

I hate Mizzou. Disappointed we didn't run rule them

[BleedinRed]

I've enjoyed being Rick's friend.  He is the life of every party.

[Usafhawg]

I've enjoyed being Rick's friend.  He is the life of every party.

I'm too old to party.

[Son of Spam]

I've enjoyed being Rick's friend.  He is the life of every party.

Come on. Admit it. You only hang around him because of Dee. 

[BleedinRed]

I'm too old to party.

Bullshit.  You're a red solo cup if there ever was one. 

[Barton Fink]

I hate Mizzou. Disappointed we didn't run rule them

Eh, we made them suffer longer.