Razorback Women’s Basketball

Started by DrMongoose, Mar 17, 2024, 08:32 PM

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Son of Spam

Quote from: animal on Mar 15, 2025, 05:30 PMYes I don't see the problem here. Contradictions in statements from an AD? OH NOES. New hire more expensive than the last...yep that's just like the real world now days. Which is probably the biggest reason Neighbors stayed as long as he did and the other being apparently he was well liked in the building kinda like Pittman is well liked.

Oh I see we didn't hire her....so we're not willing to pay up.



She, alone, would fill the arena up.
Well, shit...

Hogfan58

Quote from: Son of Spam on Mar 15, 2025, 05:48 PMShe, alone, would fill the arena up.

Exactly. If we're going to get blown out every game, at least let's have something to enjoy courtside.
I need help and I know it.

BASS

Quote from: Hogfan58 on Mar 15, 2025, 05:56 PMExactly. If we're going to get blown out every game, at least let's have something to enjoy courtside.

This is me, fucking hire her. She happens to have won everywhere she's coached, so maybe she'll be good.

If we have a women's sports nil competition issue, it won't really matter who we hire. So let's have the hottest coach in the country.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Thin Red Swine

Just did some Wikimofoing.

This lady has won EIGHTY-FIVE PERCENT of her games as a head coach over 11 seasons at Drury and GC. Her worst two seasons were each 11 games over .500. Drury lost FIVE conference games out of 110.

Her team is 32-2 this year.

That's on-the-spot hire material, stepping up in class or not.



Son of Spam

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Mar 15, 2025, 08:15 PMJust did some Wikimofoing.

This lady has won EIGHTY-FIVE PERCENT of her games as a head coach over 11 seasons at Drury and GC. Her worst two seasons were each 11 games over .500. Drury lost FIVE conference games out of 110.

Her team is 32-2 this year.

That's on-the-spot hire material, stepping up in class or not.



And, she looks like a $400 government check,
Well, shit...

buff2.0

Hiring someone with that kind of record is not the Arkansas way. We need to hire a coach whose ass that chick kicked every time they played instead.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BASS

Or hire a career assistant from a decent program that will be fired in three years.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

animal

We'll hire some intern from the Pat Summit years that is a half-retarded lesbian biker and get told it's a homerun.
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

Thin Red Swine

Good Golly Miss Molly's squad will be a 13 seed in the NCAAT with a first round game Friday against Baylor.

Arkansas State will make a brief appearance as a 15 seed against UConn.

Arkansas narrowly missed, landing in the category of Next 294 Out.

RPL

Quote from: animal on Mar 16, 2025, 01:19 PMWe'll hire some intern from the Pat Summit years that is a half-retarded lesbian biker and get told it's a homerun.

Susie Gardner is not walking through those doors.


vegashog

not currently a candidate because her team made the ncaa tournament for the first time?

doubt she's anyone's candidate until they are done.

RPL

So, who is the "leading candidate"? 

I hear the coaches of Gurdon and Pine Bluff are interested.

Barton Fink

No NIL, why hire a coach? Just let Rick B. call plays and pay him in  concession credits.

The Whyte Boar

Quote from: Barton Fink on Mar 17, 2025, 01:21 PMNo NIL, why hire a coach? Just let Rick B. call plays and pay him in  concession credits.

Here is a thought...I know it's novel for Arkansas.  Hire an exciting and attractive young coach with a good record and looking to make her mark and see if she can't turn the NIL situation around.

Barton Fink

If she is a good coach, she will get offers from schools that have an established/successful NIL. Why go to a school that has already shown they don't care enough about the program to compete? You are putting her in a position not to succeed day one.

DirkPiggler

Quote from: Barton Fink on Mar 17, 2025, 02:33 PMIf she is a good coach, she will get offers from schools that have an established/successful NIL. Why go to a school that has already shown they don't care enough about the program to compete? You are putting her in a position not to succeed day one.

This job is a career killer.  Can't say that I blame her. 

Neighbors was well thought of prior to falling for the "dream job" bit.  So was Tom Collen. 
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

The Whyte Boar

Quote from: Barton Fink on Mar 17, 2025, 02:33 PMIf she is a good coach, she will get offers from schools that have an established/successful NIL. Why go to a school that has already shown they don't care enough about the program to compete? You are putting her in a position not to succeed day one.

Offer her a big payday and see what happens.  Or we can just whine about not having enough NIL ad infinitum.

buff2.0

Ron Rippy was my Sunday school teacher in the 5th grade. I'll take the job and hope I remember anything useful from him about basketball.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

RPL

Quote from: Barton Fink on Mar 17, 2025, 02:33 PMIf she is a good coach, she will get offers from schools that have an established/successful NIL. Why go to a school that has already shown they don't care enough about the program to compete? You are putting her in a position not to succeed day one.

What schools with an established/successful NIL that have an open position?