The Search for Calipari Thread

Started by Barton Fink, Mar 31, 2024, 04:14 PM

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aaron

Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Apr 08, 2024, 07:59 PMi call bullshit wtf Bobby bones has anything to do with this he's not even a sports guy

He's our Ashley Judd so shut it.

The Reverend SnoopHogg

Quote from: Lurk on Apr 08, 2024, 07:59 PMY'all seem to underestimate just how big he is. I imagine he's as big a booster as we've got and has huge future earnings potential. I just lurked back when he posted on here, but he was cool. He must have been really young, but held his own against HiM and Truth. Be glad he's a hog fan.

I messaged him a few times a few years back, after he had made the big time.  The wife and I had gone for a drive during early COVID and stopped in His hometown and had taken a pic by the sign that says "home of Bobby Bones" and sent it to him.. he got a kick out of it and messaged me several times about random shit.  I don't think he knew I was actually retarded. 

SwahiliSteve

Quote from: Usafhawg on Apr 08, 2024, 08:17 PMJust stop. He is one of the biggest national cheerleaders we have. He mentions the Razorbacks in some form or fashion on his national radio show daily. Him and Eddie do a pretty cool show called Too Much Access. It is VERY MUCH a sports show. I know you like to be tough and sound cool, but you're just wrong here. Let it go this one time.
you stop or I'm gonna put Rick b on you
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

Usafhawg

Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Apr 08, 2024, 08:48 PMyou stop or I'm gonna put Rick b on you
I might start painting my fingernails if you do that.

SwahiliSteve

Quote from: Usafhawg on Apr 08, 2024, 08:51 PMI might start painting my fingernails if you do that.
you should just go full trans if you're going there...though I'm struggling with coprophagia,
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

Cornhogio

Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Apr 08, 2024, 09:58 PMyou should just go full trans if you're going there...though I'm struggling with coprophagia,

Huh?
Never squat with your spurs on!

egregious

Splash 11! drop ABE track, too confusing

TC

WTF is "Full Trans" anyway. How do you "kinda cut your dick off?" Don't answer that. Just call it an old-fashioned sex change like in the old days. No one cares.

Speaking of feeling a little dirty..Welcome, Coach K.

jdcatty

Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Apr 08, 2024, 08:48 PMyou stop or I'm gonna put Rick b on you

He's right, you know-- don't you?
Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

The Cowboy Tiger

I'm just a dark guy from a den of iniquity.

Don't go away mad.  Just go away.

animal

I have a feeling this is going to be weird on a level of Altman when the announcement comes.
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

Sus-Scrofa

Quote from: animal on Apr 09, 2024, 06:12 AMI have a feeling this is going to be weird on a level of Altman when the announcement comes.

KNWA has a video up interviewing the Herman's owner.  He and Cal are buds.  They showed the video of when the Arkansas fans called the hogs at Calipari the last time he ate there.

I'd get that guy at the announcement.  Let Cal make a joke about it, and let the Herman's guy and the others there show him how to do it.

It'd take the awkwardness out of it.

BleedinRed

Quote from: The Cowboy Tiger on Apr 09, 2024, 05:46 AMRing the Bell





I saw this the other day and I don't understand what the joke is.  Can someone explain?

Texzilla

Is his fucking deal happening or not?  When will it be announced?

Trigger7672

Quote from: Texzilla on Apr 09, 2024, 07:21 AMIs his fucking deal happening or not?  When will it be announced?

Today, presser tomorrow.

Silence Of The Hams

Quote from: Texzilla on Apr 09, 2024, 07:21 AMIs his fucking deal happening or not?  When will it be announced?

I'm with you on this, I'm still not getting too excited until I hear something at least officially sounding. fm, the U of A, Cal or even KY's AD needs to at least say something.  I guess not denying it says something 🤷

Texzilla

Until I hear a contract is signed and that Cal has not ripped it up after an evening at the catfish Hole I'm not counting this as done. 

I have visions of bmfp having to call the Hogs after sneaking out of Atlanta like it's 1954 East Berlin.  He just looked like wtf are these goobers?

Papa Pigeritus

Quote from: Texzilla on Apr 09, 2024, 07:21 AMIs his fucking deal happening or not?  When will it be announced?

The situation is fluid.

Trigger7672

Quote from: Texzilla on Apr 09, 2024, 08:36 AMUntil I hear a contract is signed and that Cal has not ripped it up after an evening at the catfish Hole I'm not counting this as done. 

I have visions of bmfp having to call the Hogs after sneaking out of Atlanta like it's 1954 East Berlin.  He just looked like wtf are these goobers?

We gotta stop making people call the hogs. Even at games, a naturally occurring Hog call is badass, when the PA guy has to ask the fans to "stand up and call those Hogs" it sucks.

Papa Pigeritus

Quote from: Trigger7672 on Apr 09, 2024, 08:40 AMWe gotta stop making people call the hogs. Even at games, a naturally occurring Hog call is badass, when the PA guy has to ask the fans to "stand up and call those Hogs" it sucks.

Agreed. I love the shit out of a good hog call, but we tend to wear it out by forcing it.

At least we don't play boomer sooner after every 3 yard gain. Of course, the band would have been dead ass silent with last year's team.