Hogs vs Bama——Baseball

[Son of Spam]

Your #1 Arkansas Razorbacks get back to SEC play and take on the Alabama Elephants in a three game series starting tomorrow at 6:00. Then the series continues on Saturday at 5:00 and ends Sunday at 1:00. This is one of our few road series. All games will be on SECN+ for your viewing pleasure. As usual, GO HOGS! Let's sweep these fuckers.
And, your Bob Uecker quote for the game:

I had a great shoe contract and glove contract with a company who paid me a lot of money never to be seen using their stuff.

Bob Uecker

[cchog]

Fuck those gumps!

[olive_branch_hog]

We have tickets to Friday and Saturday games...

If we lose, I apologize.

[DirkPiggler]

I'm planning on being available for tonight's PBP if no one else has claimed it. 

Probably out on Saturday, but not definitive yet.  Good chance I can take Sunday.

[joebobhog]

Fuck bama.

[CardHog]

Do we know if the guy they're throwing tonight is their Ace or are the pulling an LSU?  Dem/Gaz is showing 6.03 ERA for their starter. 

[Son of Spam]

I'm planning on being available for tonight's PBP if no one else has claimed it. 

Probably out on Saturday, but not definitive yet.  Good chance I can take Sunday.

Please take it. I took the last few and it will be nice to be able to take a piss and grab a beer. 😀

[Hognrock]

Fuck bama.

From your lips to JFB's ears.

[DirkPiggler]

Greetings Woopiggers (yeah, I used Hard R...deal with it).  Tonight the Razorbacks take step one in earning the Alabama state baseball championship against yet another bunch of toothless hicks...this one from Tuscaloosa and Bryant-Saban College.  First pitch is at or slightly after 6PM GCT.  Lineups are as follows:

YOUR ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS

1. Peyton Stovall 2B
2. Wehiwa Aloy SS
3. Ben McLaughlin 1B
4. Jared Sprague-Lott 3B
5. Kendall Diggs RF
6. Hudson White C
7. Nolan Souza DH
8. Will Edmunson LF
9. Ty Wilmsmeyer CF

P. Hagen MF Smith LHP

Bryant-Saban Menstrual Flow:

1. Gage Miller 3B
2. Ian Petrutz LF
3. Justin Lebron SS
4. Will Hodo 1B
5. TJ McCants CF
6. Mason Swinney DH
7. Evan Sleight RF
8. Mac Guscette C
9. Bryce Eblin 2B

P. Ben Hess RHP

[DirkPiggler]

Top 1st.

Stovall strikes out swinging.  1 out.

Aloy hit by the first pitch...being reviewed to see if it actually went off the knob of the bat.  Upon review, it was a foul ball. 

Aloy, with a new lease on life after escaping with his hand intact, bloops one into RF for a single.  Runner on 1st, 1 out.

McLaughlin says FUCK YO COUCH SELA WARD!  A two run bomb to straightaway CF!  HOGS LEAD 2-0.  1 out.

Sprague-Lott says FUCK YO COUCH MIKE DUBOSE!  Back-to-back jacks, this one to LF.  HOGS LEAD 3-0.  1 out.

Diggs strikes out.  2 outs.

White flies out.  3 outs.

Mid 1st.  HOGS 3

[Son of Spam]

Nice AB by Aloy. Ran that pitch count up.

[BleedinRed]

Boom mutha fucka!!!

[Show-Me Hog]

Their pitcher looks like he can skin a buck and run a trot line.

[BleedinRed]

Again, Boom mutha fucka!!!!

[Son of Spam]

Boom mutha fucka!!!

AGAIN!

[Barton Fink]

Well, that's a good start.

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 1st.

Miller flies out to CF.  1 out.

Petrutz strikes out on a check swing.  2 outs.

Lebron (not that one) flies out to fairly deep LF.  3 outs.

End 1st. Hogs 3 Tide 0

[TorcFiadhein]

Hagen looks good today.

[DirkPiggler]

Top 2nd.

Souza walks.  Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Edmunson strikes out.  Runner on 1st, 1 out.

Wilmsmeyer strikes out.  Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Stovall strikes out looking. 3 outs.

Mid 2nd.  Hogs 3 them 0

[HogglyWoggly]

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