Hogs vs Bama——Baseball

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 7th.

PITCHING CHANGE:  Will McEntire in for Hagen MF Smith.

This pitching change brought to you by the fact that we just hired John Fuckin Calipari as our basketball coach.

Swinney (not that one) strikes out swinging.  1 out.

Sleight pops out to Sprague-Lott playing behind 2nd base.  2 outs.

Guscette strikes out swinging.  3 outs.

End 7th.  Golden Spikes 5 Golden Showers 0

[Son of Spam]

That was a swing.

[DirkPiggler]

Top 8th.

PITCHING CHANGE:  Zane Probst in for the other guy.

This pitching change brought to you by the fact that we just hired John Fuckin Calipari as our basketball coach.

Edmunson grounds out to 3rd. 1 out.

Wilmsmeyer strikes out looking at ball four. 2 outs.

Stovall grounds out to first 3-1.  3 outs.

Mid 8th.  5-0 us.

[Feral]

Bats have been extremely quiet since the 3rd.

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 8th.

Eblin singles to CF. Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Miller singles to CF.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 0 out.

Petrutz singles to LF.  Eblin scores.  5-1 Hogs.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 0 out.

Lebron (not that one) singles to LF.  Miller scores.  5-2 Hogs.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 0 out.

PITCHING CHANGE:  Stone Hewlett in for Will McEntire.

This pitching change brought to you by...well, you know.

Hodo takes strike three for a walk.  Bases loaded, 0 out.

McCants the transfer from Ole Miss flies out to LF.  Petrutz scores.  5-3 Hogs.  Runners 1st and 3rd, 1 out.

PITCHING CHANGE:  Gabe Gaeckle in for Hewlett.

Hamiter, pinch hitting for Swinney (not that one), strikes out swinging.    Runners 1st and 3rd, 2 outs.

Sleight grounds out to Stovall.  3 outs.

End 8th.  Walmart 5 Publix 3

[Feral]

Take Mac out.

They're teeing off on him.

[Son of Spam]

We go from an 0-2 count to a 3-2 count waaay too many times.

[BleedinRed]

Getting dicey.  Dont have a good feeling. 

[Barton Fink]

Good job kid!

[GeoHogsGeo]

Balls

[Doc Hogaday]

That was 2 big f'n outs.

[Hognrock]

Need a run or 2 here

[hit_that_line]

Get the Gaeck get the gaeck get the gaeck

[DirkPiggler]

Top 9th.

Aloy strikes out looking at ball four.  1 out.

McLaughlin flies out to the track in LF.  2 outs. 

Sprague-Lott singles to RF.  Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Sprague-Lott steals 2nd...throw goes into CF...Sprague-Lott to 3rd.  Runner on 3rd, 2 outs.

Diggs flies out to CF.  3 outs.

Mid 9th.  Us 5 Them 3.

[Son of Spam]

Ump called two balls in that exact same place.

[Feral]

Ump called two balls in that exact same place.

Whenever we get to 2 strikes he's calling low and away a strike every GD time. 

[Feral]

Getting dicey.  Dont have a good feeling.

Bats have been shitty today.

Didn't get a hit from the 4th until Sandlot's single in the 9th. 

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 9th.  Let's finish this shit.

Kade Snell, pinch hitting for Guscette, pops out to Sprague-Lott. 1 out.

Eblin pops out to Stovall.  2 outs.

Miller flies out to LF.  3 outs.

HOGS WIN 5-3!

WP:  Hagen MF Smith
LP: Hess
S: Gaeckle

FUCK BAMA!

[Son of Spam]

https://youtu.be/HCCyvAwbbso

[Feral]

We go from an 0-2 count to a 3-2 count waaay too many times.

We also have a penchant for running a 3-0 full (and striking out) too much at the plate.