Hogs vs Bama——Baseball

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 2nd.

Hodo lines out sharply to 1st...great diving catch by McLaughlin.  1 out.

McCants the transfer from Ole Miss strikes out swinging.  2 outs.

Swinney (not that one) flies out to RF.  3 outs.

End 2nd.  3-0 us.

[BleedinRed]

Bama has locked in now.  4 straight strikeouts.  

[DirkPiggler]

Top 3rd.

Aloy strikes out swinging. 1 out.

McLaughlin  flies out to deep RF.  2 outs.

Sprague-Lott hit by pitch.  Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Diggs singles down the RF line.  Runners 1st and 3rd, 2 outs.

White singles to RCF.  Sprague-Lott scores.  Diggs to 3rd.  HOGS LEAD 4-0.  Runners 1st and 3rd, 2 outs.

Souza strikes out swinging.  3 outs.

Mid 3rd.  Calipari 5 Oats 0

Pitch gets away from the catcher.  Diggs scores.  White to 2nd.  HOGS LEAD 5-0.  Runner on 2nd, 2 outs. 

[Doc Hogaday]

We got a chip block there.

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 3rd.

Sleight flies out to shallow LF. 1 out.

Guscette walks.   Runner on 1st, 1 out.

Eblin pops one to RF...Stovall misses, but gets the force at 2nd.  Fielder's choice 4-6.  Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Miller flies out to deep CF.  3 outs.

No runs, no hits, no errors, one left.

End 3rd.  5-0 good guys.

[DirkPiggler]

Top 4th.

Edmunson grounds out.  1 out.

Wilmsmeyer flies out to LF.  2 outs.

Stovall grounds out to 2nd.  3 outs.

Mid 4th. 

Are we in Omaha yet? 5. Is it football season yet?  0

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 4th.

Petrutz walks.  Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Lebron (not that one) lines out to RF.  Nice catch by Diggs.  Runner on 1st,  1 out.

Hodo strikes out swinging.    Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

McCants the transfer from Ole Miss pops out to White behind the plate.  3 outs.

End 4th.  Elizabeth Ward 5. Sela Ward 0.

[BleedinRed]

Nice start to the weekend unfolding.  

[DirkPiggler]

Top 5th.

Aloy walks.  Runner on 1st, 0 out.

McLaughlin flies out to CF.  Runner on 1st, 1 out.

Sprague-Lott walks.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 1 out.

Diggs lines sharply to 1B, who catches it and dives back to attempt to double off Sprague-Lott.  Called safe, but under review.  Looked out live, we'll see. Call confirmed.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 2 outs.

White with a dribbler to the mound, Hess can't field it.  All safe.  E1. Bases loaded, 2 outs.  BEER HATS ENGAGED!

Souza has a ball bounce near his foot, called a ball.  Hogs challenge arguing that ball hit Souza.  Under review.  Call confirmed. 

Souza recovers from this grave injustice and strikes out swinging.  3 outs.

Mid 5th. Bear was born here 5, Bear died here 0.

[Barton Fink]

Bama pitcher looks like the guy that drove around with Raylen looking for Drew Thompson.

[BleedinRed]

Lol

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 5th.

Swinney (not that one) strikes out swinging.  1 out.

Sleight flies out to deep CF.  2 outs.

Guscette walks.  Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Eblin strikes out swinging.  3 outs.

End 5th. 5-0 us.

[Bogey7]

Bama pitcher looks like the guy that drove around with Raylen looking for Drew Thompson.

Didn't Drew Thompson drive around with Raylen?  Art had a great speech about how badass Drew was.

[DirkPiggler]

Top 6th.

PITCHING CHANGE:  Sam Mitchell in for Hess.

This pitching change brought to you by the fact that we just hired John Fuckin Calipari as our basketball coach.

Edmunson flies out to deep RF. 1 out.

Wilmsmeyer grounds out to deep SS...great play by Lebron (not that one).  2 outs.

Stovall flies out to deep RF.  3 outs.

Mid 6th.  5-0.

[billyhog]

Their pitcher looks like he can skin a buck and run a trot line.

 

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 6th.

Miller singles to CF.  No-hitter denied.  Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Petrutz (that one) grounds into a fielders choice at 2nd...errant throw by Aloy prevents the double play, hustle by White keeps the runner on 1st.  Runner on 1st, 1 out.

Lebron (not that one) singles to LF.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 1 out.

Hodo pops out to Smith.  Infield fly, called by the ump after the catch.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 2 outs.

McCants the transfer from Ole Miss strikes out swinging.    3 outs.

End 6th.  Baseball School 5, Football school 0.

[Son of Spam]

Announcer's jinx.

[DirkPiggler]

Announcer's jinx.

Yeah...fuckers.

[Barton Fink]

Didn't Drew Thompson drive around with Raylen?  Art had a great speech about how badass Drew was.

I'm talking about the former Sheriff he got out of prison to help find him. Sheriff Hunter?

[DirkPiggler]

Top 7th.

Aloy grounds out to the pitcher. 1 out.

McLaughlin walks.  Runner on 1st, 1 out.

Sprague-Lott walks.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 1 out.

Diggs flies out to CF.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 2 outs.

White takes a BP fastball off his dome.  Bases loaded, 2 outs.  BEER HATS ENGAGED!

Souza flies out to deep RF.  3 outs.

Mid 7th.  Beer hats 5  Houndstooth hats 0.