2024-2025 Razorback Basketball

Started by Doc Hogaday, Apr 11, 2024, 04:40 PM

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Doc Hogaday

After much overthinking, I am leaning towards Team 2.
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Spiderham

Quote from: Doc Hogaday on Jan 23, 2025, 09:19 PMIt's players since the 1993-94 national championship team. Maybe you meant Joe Dean Davenport.
😃Great list. 
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Spiderham

Team 4 is going to be pretty damn salty. Some Dogs on that team. 
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Doc Hogaday

Quote from: Doc Hogaday on Jan 23, 2025, 09:20 PMAfter much overthinking, I am leaning towards Team 2.

Team 2's last year stats:

Courtney Fortson   G   5-11    17.9 Pts, 5.2 Reb, 5.7 Ast, 1.4 Stl, 0.2 Blk
Mason Jones      G   6-5   22.0 Pts, 5.5 Reb, 3.4 Ast, 1.6 Stl, 0.2 Blk
Jaylen Barford      G   6-3   17.9 Pts, 3.9 Reb, 2.5 Ast, 1.0 Stl, 0.3 Blk
Corliss Williamson   F   6-7   19.7 Pts, 7.5 Reb, 2.3 Ast, 1.7 Stl, 0.8 Blk
Nick Davis      F   6-9     10.4 Pts, 9.8 Reb, 1.2 Ast, 1.3 Stl, 2.4 Blk

I would have guessed Barford's rebounding and steals numbers were higher than that. He was a dawg.
Also would have guessed Corliss's rebounding was higher.
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TC

Quote from: Doc Hogaday on Jan 23, 2025, 07:40 PMSo humor me...


Bravo! This should get it's own thread.

Team 4


Lurk

Man, we haven't had many good big men.

Team one and team ten. Joe Johnson and Thiero would be tough. Same with Thurman, Joe and J Smith.
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

BASS

Quote from: Doc Hogaday on Jan 23, 2025, 09:49 PMTeam 2's last year stats:

Courtney Fortson   G   5-11    17.9 Pts, 5.2 Reb, 5.7 Ast, 1.4 Stl, 0.2 Blk
Mason Jones      G   6-5   22.0 Pts, 5.5 Reb, 3.4 Ast, 1.6 Stl, 0.2 Blk
Jaylen Barford      G   6-3   17.9 Pts, 3.9 Reb, 2.5 Ast, 1.0 Stl, 0.3 Blk
Corliss Williamson   F   6-7   19.7 Pts, 7.5 Reb, 2.3 Ast, 1.7 Stl, 0.8 Blk
Nick Davis      F   6-9     10.4 Pts, 9.8 Reb, 1.2 Ast, 1.3 Stl, 2.4 Blk

I would have guessed Barford's rebounding and steals numbers were higher than that. He was a dawg.
Also would have guessed Corliss's rebounding was higher.

If they had a better 5 than Davis, this team would go undefeated in a round robin tournament.

He would get abused by every other 5 listed and Corliss would struggle the as a result.
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Doc Hogaday

Quote from: Lurk on Jan 24, 2025, 12:13 AMMan, we haven't had many good big men.

How dare you besmirch the good name of Larry Satchell!*

*author's note: fouled out before the draft even started.
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Lurk

Quote from: Doc Hogaday on Jan 24, 2025, 02:48 PMHow dare you besmirch the good name of Larry Satchell!*

*author's note: fouled out before the draft even started.
I remember one time he was shooting free throws at the end of the first half. He banged it off the backboard so hard the rebound came back to him with time on the clock. He clanged the follow up shot even worse as time expired. They went back to the studio where the main guy said deadpan, "We'll have a little bit longer halftime than usual while we repair the backboard from those two bricks Satchell just shot".  :D
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

Show-Me Hog

At least at the HPER, when you choose a pick up team that doesn't work, you get the instant remedy of having to sit out when you lose, and getting to re-choose about 15 minutes later.

In college basketball when you choose a pick up team that doesn't work, you're stuck for the whole fucking year.

It's almost like the old system of building programs with four and five year plans was better or something. Crazy I know.

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Show-Me Hog

Is there a Part 2 to the story? Because I don't understand Part 1.

buff2.0

She told Hunter he sucked.  He couldn't hear her over the sound of his own gargling though.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Jan 26, 2025, 07:03 PMIs there a Part 2 to the story? Because I don't understand Part 1.

Did you click the link?

Show-Me Hog

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Jan 26, 2025, 07:06 PMDid you click the link?

Yessirree Bob.

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Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Jan 26, 2025, 07:08 PMYessirree Bob.

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So then you were shown part 2.

Show-Me Hog

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Jan 26, 2025, 07:14 PMSo then you were shown part 2.

Do you see Part 2 in my screenshot? I only see the exact same tweet, followed by some comments that don't add anything.

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Jan 26, 2025, 07:15 PMDo you see Part 2 in my screenshot? I only see the exact same tweet, followed by some comments that don't add anything.

The first reply is by the original poster, as the continuation of the quote.  He ran out of characters in the first one.