Hogs vs South Cackalacky——Baseball

[Spiderham]

Dipshit has a blister. 

[Too Big Pig]

I know it's been said, but can we please get rid of that stupid Dream On commercial?

[Vito Porkleone]

Bottom 3rd

Brinling walks.  Man on 1st.

Tippet up.  Brinling gets picked off 1st after a little hotbox.  1 out.

Tippett K's.  Sit down bitch.  2 outs.

Messina K's.  Sit down bitch.  3 outs.


No score after 3.  Hogs coming up.

[Vito Porkleone]

Top 4

Souza grounds out on a weak chopper to 2B.  1 out.

Holt walks.  Runner on 1st.

Diggs K's.  2 outs.

Wagner K's.  3 outs.


Still no score.

[Feral]

Holy shit Diggs.

It might be time for Diggs to sit. He's been in a spiral the last several weeks and looks absolutely lost at the plate.

I'm at the point I'd rather give Edmunson his AB's.

[DirkPiggler]

This SC pitcher looks like Bobby Portis's shorter brother with more hair. 

[Vito Porkleone]

Bottom 4

Noland K's.  Sit down bitch.  1 out.

Petry wears one.  Runner on 1st.  DVH challenges that he leaned into it, but the bastards in Birmingham won't give it to us.

Reeves walks.  Runners on 1st & 2nd.

Jones K's.  Sit down bitch.  2 outs.

Casas grounds out to Souza at 3B.  3 outs.


SC strands 2, and still no score from Columbia.

[DirkPiggler]

Holy shit Diggs.

It might be time for Diggs to sit. He's been in a spiral the last several weeks and looks absolutely lost at the plate.

I'm at the point I'd rather give Edmunson his AB's.

The shoulder injury is probably more than he's letting on. 

Stovall looked like complete ass last year while playing with a bad shoulder. 

[Doc Hogaday]

Strike zone has been loose butthole. Both ways.

[Feral]

The shoulder injury is probably more than he's letting on. 

Stovall looked like complete ass last year while playing with a bad shoulder. 

Agreed. He's probably headed for the same outcome.

He's been beat up in the outfield with all the swan dives that I'm shocked he's still in the lineup.

[Sus-Scrofa]

Glad we got out of that one 

[Vito Porkleone]

Top 5

White loops one into CF.  Runner on 1st.

Wilmsmeyer K's.  1 out.

Stovall hits a moon shot to deep RF, but stays in the park.  2 outs.

Aloy grounds out to 3B.  3 outs.


Still goose eggs.

[Feral]

Pretty sure Wilmsmeyer has more non-swinging strikes than any player I've ever seen.

He consistently gets to 0-2 counts without taking the bat off his shoulder. 

[Son of Spam]

2 hits so far through 5. Great pitching and fielding. Not so much hitting.

[Cardiac Hog]

I sure am glad SC didn't throw their ace tonight!

[Son of Spam]

I sure am glad SC didn't throw their ace tonight!

We have a tendency to make any pitcher look like an ace.

[Vito Porkleone]

Bottom 5

Lecroy walks.  Runner on 1st.

Brinling sac bunts and thrown out.  Runner advances to 2nd.  1 out.

Tippett walks.  Runners on 1st & 2nd.  Hagen now up to 75 pitches.

Messina hits one to 3rd.  Souza dives and makes a great stop but has no play.  Sacks full of cocks.

Noland grounds out to SS after a good hop and throw to 1st.  Run scores.  Men on 2nd & 3rd.  1-0 cocks.  Cocks challenge, but out is confirmed.  2 outs.

Petry intentionally walked.  Sacks full of cocks again.

Reeves K's looking on a nasty slider.


After 5, Cocks 1 - Hogs 0.

[Feral]

Hagen having a tough time finding his spots

[Feral]

Yet another weekend where we left the bats at home, huh?

[Cardiac Hog]

WAKE UP BATS!!!!!!!!!!