Hogs vs South Cackalacky——Baseball

Started by Son of Spam, Apr 18, 2024, 09:43 AM

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buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

DirkPiggler

#161
Bottom 6th.

Lecroy strikes out swinging.  :sitdown:  1 out.

Casas singles to RF.  Runner on 1st, 1 out.

Ellis singles to LF.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 1 out.

Brinling singles to CF. Casas scores.  SC leads 3-1.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 1 out.

PITCHING CHANGE:  Koty Frank in for Coil. 

Frank starts his outing by dribbling a "slider" past White to the screen.  Runners 2nd and 3rd, 1 out,

After that abortion, Messina is intentionally walked.  Bases full of Shamecocks, 1 out.

Petry grounds out to Aloy...not hit hard enough for a DP.  Ellis scores.  SC leads 4-1.  Runners 2nd and 3rd,  2 outs.

Not Connor singles to RF.  Two more score.  6-1 SC.  Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Jones singles to LF.  Batting practice continues.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 2 outs.

EDITOR'S NOTE:  If you promise to buy something from our sponsors, it is perfectly acceptable to check out and go walk the dog or run errands until the start of Game 2. 

Reeves strikes out.  :sitdown:.  3 outs.

For those still paying attention, that makes nine Shamecocks who came to the plate in that inning.

End 6th.  Can hit 6  Can't hit 1









Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

Gambler

Once again, we're hitting the ball, but they're making some good defensive plays.

BleedinRed

Out hitting them 7 to 3 but can't figure out how to get runs.  Maddening. 


hit_that_line

I told you we were going to have a mid season lull.

DirkPiggler

#166
Top 7th.

Edmunson walks.  Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Stovall strikes out looking.  Runner on 1st, 1 out.

McLaughlin walks.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 1 out.

Aloy hit by pitch.  Bases loaded, 1 out.  BEER HATS ENGAGED!

PITCHING CHANGE:  Garrett Gainey (WHP) in to replace the other WH guy. 

On a positive note, they saw fit to waste their closer in the 7th inning of a 6-1 game, in the first half of a double header.  We still haven't used anyone other than Molina who should be counted as a major loss as far as being unavailable for game two,

Diggs with a hard hit grounder to Casas at first...force at 2nd, Aloy with a nice (clean) takeout slide.  Edmunson scores.  6-2 SC.  Runners 1st and 3rd, 2 outs.

Wagner, pinch hitting for Souza, flies out to shallow RF.  3 outs.

Mid 7th.  Playing to win 6, Playing for the next game 2









Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

Cardiac Hog

Hopefully you were one at-bat off on Aloy's couch fucking

Hogfan58

we all know what's going to happen with this Digg's AB
I need help and I know it.

Cornhogio

Wagner should have destroyed that 2-0 pitch.  Geez.  Can't take there.
Never squat with your spurs on!

Hogfan58

1-20 with runners in scoring position so far in this series. Jesus.
I need help and I know it.

DirkPiggler

#171
Bottom 7th.

Lecroy strikes out swinging. :sitdown:  1 out.

Casas hit by pitch.  Runner on 1st, 1 out.

Ellis grounds out to first, 3-1.  Runner on 2nd, 2 outs.

Brinling grounds out to Stovall.  3 outs,

End 7th. 6-2 them.

Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

Feral

Quote from: Hogfan58 on Apr 20, 2024, 02:27 PM1-20 with runners in scoring position so far in this series. Jesus.

We've quietly sucked with RISP all season.

DirkPiggler

#173
Top 8th.

Holt misses a home run by about a foot off the LF wall, ends up with a long single.  Been that kind of a day.  Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Jones strikes out swinging on 3-2.  Runner on 1st, 1 out.

White flies out to LF.  Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Wild pitch moves Holt to 2nd.  Runner on 2nd, 2 outs.

Edmunson strikes out swinging.  SC pitcher acts as if he just closed out Game 7 of the MLB World Series.  It was our #9 hitter dude.  3 outs.

Mid 8th.  6-2 them.









Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

BleedinRed

Top pitching and fielding.  Dog shit hitting.  We will get to 15 loses before we get our 40th win.  

Guardrail

Quote from: Feral on Apr 20, 2024, 02:30 PMWe've quietly sucked with RISP all season.
This seems to be the case every season.
The same people demanding everyone embrace your beliefs, have zero tolerance and condemn another for embracing theirs.  Oh, the irony.

HOGSRUNWILD


Hogfan58

Quote from: DirkPiggler on Apr 20, 2024, 02:40 PMTop 8th.

Holt misses a home run by about a foot off the LF wall, ends up with a long single.  Been that kind of a day.  Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Jones strikes out swinging on 3-2.  Runner on 1st, 1 out.

White flies out to LF.  Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Wild pitch moves Holt to 2nd.  Runner on 2nd, 2 outs.

Edmunson strikes out swinging.  SC pitcher acts as if he just closed out Game 7 of the MLB World Series.  It was our #9 hitter dude.  3 outs.

Mid 8th.  6-2 them.



The days, is there really a difference between our #1 hitter and our #9 hitter?
I need help and I know it.

Cardiac Hog

Against a SC pitching staff that has a 6.2 ERA

DirkPiggler

#179
Bottom 8th.

Messina flies out.  1 out.

Petry strikes out.  :sitdown: 2 outs.

Not Connor singles up the middle.  Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Jones grounds into a force at 2nd.  3 outs.

End 8th.  6-2 bad guys
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.