Hogs vs South Cackalacky——Baseball

[buff2.0]

We're going to get to a Super Regional and not score a single run aren't we

[Sus-Scrofa]

We're going to get to a Super Regional and not score a single run aren't we

Nah, we can usually score A run.

[piglosopher]

We're going to get to a Super Regional and not score a single run aren't we

Leave the bases loaded or hit into double plays, or we score on sac flys and wild pitches. That's our offense.

[Vito Porkleone]

Top of the 8th

Holt walks.  Runner on 1st.

Diggs up and looking to do anything at all...  Holt steals 2nd on the first pitch.  Runner at 2nd.  Diggs takes one right in the back a la Roger Dorn.  Runners on 1st & 2nd.

Mound visit.  This pitching change brought to you by the same 10 commercials that have aired all year during our games on the ESPN app.  Marlatt in for Veach. 

Wagner up, but Lovich will pich hit.  Lovich tries to bunt, and promptly fouls out...  one of the few buttons DVH has pushed lately that hasn't worked.  1 out.

White flies an 0-2 pitch into deep right center.  Runners hold with 2 outs.

Jones up, and walks to load the bases.  BEER HATS!!

Before Stovall steps in, we have another pitching change brought to you by Petit Jean meats, cause why not?  McCoy coming in for Marlatt.  And...  cue the parmesan commercial.  FML.

Back to the action with Peyton Stovall, thanks to NIL from CJ's Burgers.  Yes I'm drinking.  You want to make something of it?  Stovall flies out near the line in R and leaves the sacks full of Hogs.


Hogs still lead 2 -1.

[Son of Spam]

Their pitcher looks like he farts before every pitch.

[Piggielicious]

Leave the bases loaded or hit into double plays, or we score on sac flys and wild pitches. That's our offense.

That offense that has contributed to a 32-5 record.

[Sus-Scrofa]

Dang it!

[Son of Spam]

Horrible first strike call on Diggs. The throw was already on the way to second and he was falling down.

[Cardiac Hog]

We're going to get to a Super Regional and not score a single run aren't we

No, Hogs will have an offensive explosion and Smith will pitch a complete game in Game 1 to win 10-1
Then I'll book a nonrefundable hotel room in Omaha for an outrageous amount
Then we drop Game 2 and Game 3 by scores of 3-2 and and 2-1. 

[piglosopher]

That offense that has contributed to a 32-5 record.

I'm tired of seeing hitters like Diggs regress and watching one of best staffs in college baseball year after year have to pull heroic efforts to squeak by games.

[Cardiac Hog]

You had one job, Lovich!

[Barton Fink]

It's amazing we are 32-5 with this offense. We have no power whatsoever.

[Son of Spam]

I'm tired of seeing hitters like Diggs regress and watching one of best staffs in college baseball year after year have to pull heroic efforts to squeak by games.

I said early on that with our lack of hitting, we would be in a LOT of close games.

[Doc Hogaday]

This is hard to watch.

[Feral]

No, Hogs will have an offensive explosion and Smith will pitch a complete game in Game 1 to win 10-1
Then I'll book a nonrefundable hotel room in Omaha for an outrageous amount
Then we drop Game 2 and Game 3 by scores of 3-2 and and 2-1. 

This guy Arkansas's

[Vito Porkleone]

Bottom 8

Reeves K's.  Sit down bitch.  1 out.

After the SC coach acts like a complete douche, Jones K's looking.  Sit down bitch.  2 outs.

Causey PH's for someone and promptly flies out to shallow RF.  3 outs.


To the 9th we go.  Hogs lead 2 -1.

[buff2.0]

No, Hogs will have an offensive explosion and Smith will pitch a complete game in Game 1 to win 10-1
Then I'll book a nonrefundable hotel room in Omaha for an outrageous amount
Then we drop Game 2 and Game 3 by scores of 3-2 and and 2-1. 

The most perpetually optimistic realistic Hog fan

[Cornhogio]

2nd time that in a leverage situation my ESPN app has buffered.  Furk...

[Sus-Scrofa]

We're due a homer

[Son of Spam]

We need a run here.