2024 US Open

Started by jdcatty, Jun 10, 2024, 01:24 PM

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Gambler

Scottie needs to fire his putter.

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Gambler on Jun 15, 2024, 12:06 PMScottie needs to fire his putter barber.

He's like Samson.

Corn Pop

He went and made himself look like Stewart Cink. It's a damn shame.
I really don't care, Margaret.

egregious

Quote from: Lurk on Jun 14, 2024, 03:43 PMI don't hate all people from Texas(the people are pretty awesome), just the UT guys. Can't help it.

Most people from Texas hate the UT guys too.
Splash 11! drop ABE track, too confusing

Show-Me Hog

This hole Finau is playing makes me feel like a good golfer.

1 - in fairway
2 - hits green but rolls off in a valley
3 - putts from below the green, over the green, into bunker on the other side
4 - bunker shot back over the green and into the valley

Lying 4 in the same spot he was lying 2.

jdcatty

Quote from: Corn Pop on Jun 15, 2024, 04:00 PMHe went and made himself look like Stewart Cink. It's a damn shame.

Not sure, but I don't think Stewart Cink ever won 5 out of 8 tournaments.
Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

Corn Pop

Quote from: jdcatty on Jun 15, 2024, 10:49 PMNot sure, but I don't think Stewart Cink ever won 5 out of 8 tournaments.

It was a joke. I love Scottie Scheffler.  I was talking about his haircut, not his play. With that short haircut and ball cap, he reminded me of the balding Stewart Cink.
I really don't care, Margaret.

Hogfan58

Does Bryson really live in Grapevine?
I need help and I know it.

Son of Spam

The douche is finally coming out in Douchechambeaux. I hope Rory takes the win.
Well, shit...


Corn Pop

Got a pretty good golf tournament going on. After 13 holes it's McIlroy (-8), DeChambeau (-7) and Cantlay lurking at (-5). Rory has rolled in 3 birdie putts of over 20 feet and the crowd has gone wild. DeChambeau hears the roar then grips and rips a 300 yard drive in response, often ends up in the wire grass rough but consistently scrambles his ass off from there. Should be a good finish coming up.
I really don't care, Margaret.

Corn Pop

Damnit. Rory just can't help himself. He tried to hit the perfect shot on 15 instead of playing it safe, a "beautiful" tee shot lands within 6 feet of the hole but rolls off the inverted turtle-shell green, and nestles at the bottom of the hill in a mixture of sand and wire grass. Probable bogey here.
I really don't care, Margaret.

Corn Pop

McIlroy pays the price, his bogey leaves him tied with DeChambeau at (-7). DeChambeau sticks the landing on his drive onto the turtle-shell green at the 15th, and has about a 20-foot birdie putt for the lead coming up.
I really don't care, Margaret.

Hogfan58

Amazing that Bryson is in this since he can't hit a fairway
I need help and I know it.

BASS

Several short putts missed by Rory and dechambeau in the closing holes. They're trying to give it away.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Corn Pop

Oooooooh, DeChambeau not only misses the 20-footer for birdie but also misses the 4-foot comebacker for par, and now he's one back at (-6)...Meanwhile Frenchy Pavon is making a late move to get to (-3), Cantlay still lurking along at (-5). The USA! USA! chants from the DeChambeau fans have gone quiet with the bogey.
I really don't care, Margaret.

jdcatty

And now Rory misses a 2 footer.  Tied now.
Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

Corn Pop

Finau birdies 18 to get into the clubhouse with the lead at (-4).
I really don't care, Margaret.

BASS

Dechambeau sticks it on the 17th green, decent shot at birdie for the lead
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

jdcatty

DeChambeau just hit a helluva shot on 17.
Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.