Happy New Years

[Ray Zorback]

https://babylonbee.com/news/planet-fitness-offering-convenient-new-two-week-membership-for-new-years

for those too lazy to click the link

 "We all know you're going to quit anyway."

Planet Fitness revised its quarterly sales figures up by 15% in anticipation of non-committal fat people choosing them over the leading competitor

[DirkPiggler]

for those too lazy to click the link

 "We all know you're going to quit anyway."

Planet Fitness revised its quarterly sales figures up by 15% in anticipation of non-committal fat people choosing them over the leading competitor

Isn't that the "nice" gym where they won't shame you for being overweight or using the wrong locker room but they sound some alarm if you grunt during a heavy set or bring in a larger than average water bottle? 

[SwahiliSteve]

Isn't that the "nice" gym where they won't shame you for being overweight or using the wrong locker room but they sound some alarm if you grunt during a heavy set or bring in a larger than average water bottle? 

isn't that the gym that allows trans people in the women's locker rooms

[BASS]

no judgement or criticism unless you do something that deserves judgement and criticism

[DirkPiggler]

isn't that the gym that allows trans people in the women's locker rooms

Yes. 

[Borenutz]

Speaking of Stephen King, the movie the long walk has to be, by far, the worst movie ever made. Literally people just walking, not talking, and getting shot when they can no longer walk. I mean, shit, should've known, but thought surely there's something else to it, right? Nope. Just wtf stupid.

[SwahiliSteve]

Speaking of Stephen King, the movie the long walk has to be, by far, the worst movie ever made. Literally people just walking, not talking, and getting shot when they can no longer walk. I mean, shit, should've known, but thought surely there's something else to it, right? Nope. Just wtf stupid.

most of his shit is fun. Watch welcome to Derry? Jesus it's awful

[mr.zorak]

Speaking of Stephen King, the movie the long walk has to be, by far, the worst movie ever made. Literally people just walking, not talking, and getting shot when they can no longer walk. I mean, shit, should've known, but thought surely there's something else to it, right? Nope. Just wtf stupid.

Boy it was definitely not the "feel good movie of the year". 

[Borenutz]

Boy it was definitely not the "feel good movie of the year". 

Haha. Definitely posted this in the wrong thread. But, I dont recommend you ringing in your new year to this one.

[SwahiliSteve]

Another year around the sun whose only highlight seems to be the Trump win. Putting this stupid thread out there because I'm bored af at work today and nobody on this board seems to be posting anything interesting.

Will be 2025 be a better year?

looks like 2025 wasn't really better than 2024. Rampant fraud, no federal indictments of Dems, no Epstein list reveal yet, Charlie Kirk was killed and his wife is on stage a few weeks later with fireworks and Nicki Minaji which is wild, WEF still exists and is moving towards taking all our homes and cars in another decade, bill gates is working on another vaccine to kill us, AI is draining our water supply, NIL has ruined football and basketball, I have SIBO. I can only hope 2026 the aliens come and rescue us from this hellscape

[BASS]

looks like 2025 wasn't really better than 2024. Rampant fraud, no federal indictments of Dems, no Epstein list reveal yet, Charlie Kirk was killed and his wife is on stage a few weeks later with fireworks and Nicki Minaji which is wild, WEF still exists and is moving towards taking all our homes and cars in another decade, bill gates is working on another vaccine to kill us, AI is draining our water supply, NIL has ruined football and basketball, I have SIBO. I can only hope 2026 the aliens come and rescue us from this hellscape

i'll vote for aliens. except they won't rescue us.  they'll kill us all.

[HTL]

I've had a monster year.

[BASS]

I've had a monster year.

how do you like his cock?

[HTL]

how do you like his cock?

Shouldn't you be posting in your sad sack love life thread?

[BASS]

Shouldn't you be posting in your sad sack love life thread?

lighten up francis.  its a joke.

[Zoso]

Here we go...

[FNG]

I've had a monster year.

People love it when you boast of your accomplishments. You should do more of it.

[SwahiliSteve]

People love it when you boast of your accomplishments. You should do more of it.

doesn't everyone brag about owning a Kia?

[Mazeppa Pompazoidi]

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[mr.zorak]

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Definitely.

If any of the Woopid bretheren and sisteren can stay home tonight : do it and be safe.  Lots of drunk drivers out there.